Hungwell wrote:

Dude! Is that an orc?

In a nutshell Nickas.... ace was getting his flakes frosted by a poster named coonshit during some of his blog threads. He decided to 'get back' by making up a story about coon threatening his children's lives in several pm's. His design was to use his popularity/credibility to sway public opinion ...

Carman gets a 10 from me and not just on GP this time. That was noice! POP gets a 9. DC would get a 9 but I don't know if I want to share a tour bus with a guy who brings the gayness that well, so it's an 8. Sanity gets a 7. If you had used "majesty" instead of glory I would have given yo...

Carmanowar wrote:hey I... er... Kotzen sent you a zakk wylde poster a while back, that should count for something

Good point.

I forgot to include that Carmanowar gets 8 points on general principle.

OK, POP, that was the shit. I give it a 9. Elise had an 8, but gets one bonus point for putting it to a tune, so I could sing it, and another for the bonus nipple - 10 Deathcurse had a 6, but the Sheila E reference kicked it up to a 7. Sanity, nice work, but I am not so bitter with my brother Voodo...

Your bunk is bigger than mine anyway, so that swap is a no-brainer. Just leave me a bud and change the sheets when you're done. If I get crabs from anywhere but Joe's menu, I will burn the bus and salt the earth where it stood. Back to business: Remember people, cutoff for submissions is 3pm, so ma...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
You running shit?

Care to put that to a vote, Ozone?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Ooh! A PAWPularity contest? How very.

Thanks, but I never aspired to be the mong prom king. Good luck with that.

Elise can't issue a challenge because she's NOT IN THE BAND! Fine - do Nicko's Nice save attempt, Turbo. How unfortunate for you to have to make a Pee-Wee Hermanesque "I meant to do that" post after flexing on my reading comprehension skills. And let's not forget how you came to be in thi...

where is the next assignment? it should not count if it goes up at 11pm or some shit I got next: All contestants are to demonstrate the depth of their understanding of the legend they wish to replace as well as their ability to contribute to the new album by writing song lyrics in tribute to Voodoo...

EliseThePiece wrote:

That is a 10+. Nobody else brought the kazoo, and this is first and foremost a BAND.

Sanity gets an 8 for the effort.

POP gets 7 for style.

Everyone else has got 5 on it.

Yeah I'm late, but somebody had to go put the deposit on the U-Hauls, or this thing will end before it starts. In tribute to Nigel Tufnel, I give Elise 11. Carmanowar gets an 8 on general principle. Deathcurse gets a 7, because I wasn't about to read that block of yellow font, which added to its au...

You say that like it makes shit better, Ace and it DOESN'T. Your love of convenience store nuclear burritos along with your insistence on hogging the phone and referring to the bus shitter as "My Creation Station" broke up the band, bitch. http://www.groundzero-brooklyn.com/TON/pictures/m...

Anybody heard from Voodoo since he did that whole witness protection thing? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/benante/drum3.gif Wouldn't be much of a reunion without the original drummer. No metal drummer has handled seafood like that since Bonham. You can't replace that with Fred motherfuckin...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/benante/Montys-Crew8.gif Hungwell, why are you looking at Monty like that? You look like you are pissed off with him. Monty always thought it was funny to break wind in our photoshoots. In this instance, however, the joke was on Monty, because we had dosed his...

"The original meaning of the word (adjective or noun) blatnoy is "criminal" or "belonging to criminal subculture" aka "Monty's Crew" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/benante/Montys-Crew8.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/benante/Busshack31.jpg http:...

As a certified translator of retard, I suggest that you locate the period key on your keyboard. It is there for a reason.
Sincerely,