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by Cooperkill
Fri Apr 07, 2017 12:51 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Sports highlight of 2017
Replies: 5
Views: 7425

Re: Sports highlight of 2017

LAglamrocker wrote:1. Tebow homerun
Followed by three strikeouts. You take the good with the bad.
by Cooperkill
Mon Feb 20, 2017 12:03 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12926
Views: 3763137

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

Everybody Wants Some!! 3/10. Dazed and Confused is a day you never want to end. Everybody Wants Some!! is a period of time that can't end soon enough.
by Cooperkill
Fri Sep 16, 2016 9:01 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12926
Views: 3763137

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

Blair Witch. It's the 3,353rd horror movie I've seen, and by far one of the freakiest. Is it anything new? No, not really, but there's some truly nightmarish shit going on. http://splattercritic.com/2016/09/blair-witch/
by Cooperkill
Sun Aug 07, 2016 1:46 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3057656

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

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Happy trails, scumbag.
by Cooperkill
Fri Jun 10, 2016 1:44 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Who are your teams?
Replies: 59
Views: 38792

Re: Who are your teams?

I'm a long suffering fan of:

MLB - NY Mets (30 years since a championship.)
NHL - NY Rangers (22 years since a championship.)
NFL - Chicago Bears (31 years since a championship.)
by Cooperkill
Fri Apr 15, 2016 2:59 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Anyone else hit with notifications?
Replies: 0
Views: 2815

Anyone else hit with notifications?

I keep getting notifications for everything posted in this room. Posts I have nothing to do with. I'll live, but it's kind of annoying.
by Cooperkill
Sun Mar 13, 2016 12:55 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: I'm sick o' Kobe Bryant's attention whorin'
Replies: 14
Views: 15680

Re: I'm sick o' Kobe Bryant's attention whorin'

:lol: If he rode his retirement tour any harder he would have to be playing for the Yankees. I don't follow basketball, so I'm seriously asking. Does Kobe have a moment when he single handedly fucked up a championship like some worshiped Yankees? http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/pho...
by Cooperkill
Thu Jan 07, 2016 12:07 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3057656

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

UtahRatt wrote:Might as well put Rafael Palmeiro in.
Well, it's tricky, but Piazza admitted taking PEDs that were legal/not tested at the time. Palmerio pointed in the face of congress saying he never used steroids and later tested positive for steroids.
by Cooperkill
Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:22 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3057656

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

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One of these guys is going to the Hall of Fame. The other is Roger Clemens.
by Cooperkill
Wed Sep 23, 2015 10:25 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: RIP Yogi Berra
Replies: 8
Views: 11832

Re: RIP Yogi Berra

I hope no one forgets he wasn't solely a Yankee. As a manager he led the Mets to the 1973 World Series.
by Cooperkill
Fri Jul 17, 2015 12:06 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: ESPY's honoring Bruce Jenner tonight?
Replies: 23
Views: 22206

Re: ESPY's honoring Bruce Jenner tonight?

I didn't watch the ESPYs. I saw the clip on the news. For the record, they didn't mention any other awards.
by Cooperkill
Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:45 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: ESPY's honoring Bruce Jenner tonight?
Replies: 23
Views: 22206

Re: ESPY's honoring Bruce Jenner tonight?

I don't want anything out of this. I'm just voicing my frustration in yet another American news story that's impossible to avoid. Basically, Jenner isn't doing anything new. He's tabloid fodder because of who he's associated with. ESPN, which hasn't mentioned his name in any show I've watched in the...
by Cooperkill
Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:35 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: ESPY's honoring Bruce Jenner tonight?
Replies: 23
Views: 22206

Re: ESPY's honoring Bruce Jenner tonight?

It's not Transphobia, it's Transnausea. The world is acting like BRUCE is the first dude to ever mentally become a woman. He's not. Alexis Arquette became one years ago . Larry Wachowski (Matrix director) became one years ago . Did either of them end up with half as much attention? Nope. Because th...
by Cooperkill
Thu Jul 16, 2015 5:07 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: ESPY's honoring Bruce Jenner tonight?
Replies: 23
Views: 22206

Re: ESPY's honoring Bruce Jenner tonight?

The Transphobia is strong in this thread. It's not Transphobia, it's Transnausea. The world is acting like BRUCE is the first dude to ever mentally become a woman. He's not. Alexis Arquette became one years ago . Larry Wachowski (Matrix director) became one years ago . Did either of them end up wit...
by Cooperkill
Thu Jul 16, 2015 3:46 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: ESPY's honoring Bruce Jenner tonight?
Replies: 23
Views: 22206

Re: ESPY's honoring Bruce Jenner tonight?

I saw a clip of that monstrosity on the news. Its dressed like a woman, but its voice couldn't be deeper. Fuck ESPN for jumping on the bandwagon.
by Cooperkill
Sun Jun 01, 2014 11:53 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The official NHL thread
Replies: 7003
Views: 1919487

Re: The official NHL thread

EatTheGlass wrote:KINGS play three 7-game series to advance to the finals.....winning all game 7s on the road! Now, that's a fucking team!
With home ice advantage in the finals, there's no way they'll play Game 7 on the road. Just sayin'.
by Cooperkill
Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:48 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3057656

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

In a move that I hope upstages the fuck out of Bud Selig's retirement tour. Derek Jeter announces retirement after 2014 season. If it's anything like Old Man Rivera's retirement, it's not only going to upstage Selig, but the game itself. Every stadium visit will be the last one, the All Star game w...
by Cooperkill
Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:25 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14479
Views: 3632390

Re: The NFL Thread

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by Cooperkill
Fri Jan 24, 2014 3:01 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Sportscaster catch-phrases
Replies: 26
Views: 14684

Re: Sportscaster catch-phrases

"He! Could! Go! All! The! Way!" - Howard Cosell (later stolen by Chris Burman).
by Cooperkill
Sun Dec 29, 2013 5:08 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14479
Views: 3632390

Re: The NFL Thread

The Bears double checked their own asses by staring at a fumbled football and watching some guy walk into the endzone with it. The game should never have been that close.
by Cooperkill
Sat Oct 12, 2013 7:37 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3057656

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Bighole wrote:I'm so glad we have Carlos Beltran. That THROW to home plate. He won that game all by his self with help from the pitchers.
Yet as a Met he struck out during the biggest at-bat of his life. Go figure.
by Cooperkill
Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:26 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: When was the last time your favorite team won it all?
Replies: 52
Views: 23431

Re: When was the last time your favorite team won it all?

Wow. A lot of fans suffer. The frustrating thing for me is that I live in NY and don't root for the Yankees or Giants. There are bandwagon big mouths everywhere who remind the rest of us of how frustrating it is to stick to our guns and root for losing teams.
by Cooperkill
Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:15 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: When was the last time your favorite team won it all?
Replies: 52
Views: 23431

When was the last time your favorite team won it all?

I've been thinking about how long it's been since my favorite teams won a championship. The last one was 19 years ago, which is pretty sad, but I guess that's what happens when you refuse to jump on bandwagons. Chicago Bears - 1985 New York Mets - 1986 New York Rangers - 1994 So who here has it wors...
by Cooperkill
Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:43 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: RIP Gary Carter
Replies: 10
Views: 4273

Re: RIP Gary Carter

This really is a sad day. I'm just happy that the Mets organization recognized Carter's contributions when he was first diagnosed. All season long they showed a tribute video of his Mets highlights. I snapped a pic at Citi Field last August: http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/283379_2032383368...
by Cooperkill
Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:38 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Ryan Braun: CHEAT???
Replies: 1
Views: 1780

Ryan Braun: CHEAT???

Even the guys who don't look juiced are juiced. Allegedly.

http://aol.sportingnews.com/mlb/story/2 ... 3%7C119176
by Cooperkill
Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:10 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: what the first porn site you looked at on the net?
Replies: 23
Views: 14382

Re: what the first porn site you looked at on the net?

I typed in www.sex.com and then www.porn.com. I didn't know much about search engines when I first went online. The first one I actually found was/is called picpost.com. No thumbnails. Just misleading descriptions such as "18 year old cheerleader spreads hot beaver," which turned out to be...