Itwalksamongus wrote:His recent rant on Tommy Bolin assures him the crown.

But he has youtubes to back him up.

Log out? That's what Dad says when he poops. I'll bet Stoner feels quite owned LAMF by the fearsome comeuppance this thread hath wrought. Nothing says [/flame failure] like devolving into poop talk. Of course it was already headed that direction when ozzy used "lump" and "asshole&quo...

WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Trashy comes at you with this overwhelming "cooler than thou" attitude that completely pollutes any good stuff he gives out. He's the classic "It's only good if 10 other people besides me have heard it" cat.

Yeah I hate it when that happens.

Man, last week I went to a guitar shop around here and they had a used Gibson Firebird. It was beautiful and I had been looking for a new dual humbucker guitar, not to mention that I've always wanted a Firebird. Pulled that fucker off the wall and sat down with it... and it played like SHIT. I was ...

Itwalks - for saying super douchey shit like "Advantage - Itwalksamongus".

Holy fucking christ.

Man, last week I went to a guitar shop around here and they had a used Gibson Firebird. It was beautiful and I had been looking for a new dual humbucker guitar, not to mention that I've always wanted a Firebird. Pulled that fucker off the wall and sat down with it... and it played like SHIT. I was s...

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:I believe in you.

"Ow mape yoo pwoud!!"

It's obvious to me that Cock_baller is angling for his own Hatas thread.

Isn't that sweet?

nycrue wrote:That long winded speech was amazing SLD...I am moved.
I really have nothing to say.

You guys are the best..

Heenan Snuka wrote:STFU and goto your concerts...lot of bands u love are coming to your area

Oh shit! Heenan is vicious!

That one's gotta sting.

Bears actually are potable in theory.

You just have to get a really big blender.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:

Ham Stroker's Ejacula wrote:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:cockhole

What's your god damn problem, now?

NOTHING I DO PLEASES YOU, IS THAT IT ?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I think he's upset that you used his term from the other thread.

There are far shittier 'regular' posters here who get way too much credit for being 'smart' or 'funny' when in reality I don't think I've ever laughed at any of their shit. You rock out to New Kids and Danger Danger so obviously there is a certain bizarro aspect to your taste in everything. So in e...

Itwalks is obviously better at the quote function than me.

Only a fucking Polack could misspell "Pollock". Actually, you just misspelled it as well. Go you. Actually I spelled it correctly, shitbird. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=polack Next time, try to pipe in on a word you do know how to spell, like douchebag. Nope. In order for you...

What ever happened with those Joan Jett signature Melody Makers? I don't ever see them anywhere, nobody stocks them and I can't get any info. I know they're relatively inexpensive which actually makes me a little suspicious. No way I would buy one without playing it first. Has anybody played one? ht...

Once again I would like to make it known that I am available to referee any nude to nearly nude mud wrestling matches that may break out between two hot chicks.

I am very fair and impartial.

Jesus.

Perfectly entertaining thread turns into a 'posters of yore' yawnfest.

I WAS HERE FIRST!! I KNEW EVEL DICK!!!