Nick's no Bret Michaels but hey, he likes his phone every now and then.

he technically cannot be a candidate for president. He absolutely can, in fact a lot of the high profile Trumpies have been saying they hoped he would be convicted because they figure that will strengthen the resolve of his base. Not sure if Donnie endorses that plan though. The next strategy will ...

It's a beautiful day!

1. Love/Hate - Wasted In America 2. Lillian Axe - Love and War 3. Badlands - Voodoo Highway 4. L.A. Guns - S/T 5. Skid Row - Slave To The Grind 6. Four Horsemen - Gettin Pretty Good At Barely Gettin By 7. Cats In Boots - Kicked and Klawed 8. Motley Crue - Too Fast For Love 9. Spread Eagle - S/T 10. ...

Major Mandela effect with this. Almost everybody who mentioned this said the same thing: "I could've sworn he was already dead".

I have a Metallica Black album first press still in shrink (opened). I never really liked that album much but got it (just for Sandman) back when records were getting phased out. Super cheap; like less than a dollar. As a result it's still in unplayed condition. Fast forward to years later, I just h...

Damn. Heart attack. Dead at 61.

alleyrulez wrote: ↑Sun Apr 28, 2024 1:55 pm yet another poll today calling it for Trump.

Ask Hillary Clinton about the accuracy of pre-election polls.

"If you could hear me think
This is what I'd say
I'm not thinking
I am talking
Cuz thinking is different from talking"

Ruined that one. You're welcome.

Which boxes are left to be checked on the Trump "I'm rubber, ur glue" list? If he gets any specific criticism at all, he instantly parrots it back, always with zero evidence to back it up. And by the same measure, he's always guilty of his accusations against others. Newest box checked: Hi...

Sounds like the temper tantrum of a guy who might have been called a nickname that stuck to him like glue. Like um...
Fat boy?
Tubby tubolard?
Jug butt?
Tons o fun?
Pee wee?
Fatty Boombalatty?

Asspancho, help me out here...

Interesting development. Anybody notice that Gibson/Epiphone is inching ever closer to making the shape of their newer headstocks just like the patented Gibson shape? The open book top is there but they've now removed the chamfers at the corners. They long ago changed the more exaggerated hourglass...

I really hope they didn't pay anybody too much to come up with that cover art. God damn.

Cancer is so random. You have this beautiful willowy woman who probably only eats the finest, carefully selected and prepared foods, and she gets cancer. Meanwhile, one specific fat orange turd eats Big Macs and KFC and drinks diet Coke by the gallon, been doing it for eons and is old as fuck... ref...

I got a new complaint... Been playing through my new Blackstar amp and digging it but I decided to go over some stuff that sounds particularly good through my other amp. So I switched all my effects and EQ back over to the other one while adjusting all the settings back per cell phone pictures I too...

Did anybody else notice that Slash kinda shanked a few notes in the soloing?

Jimmy Kimmel scores a perfect burn on Donnie:

"You're still watching? Isn't it past your jail time?"

EzyRider wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2024 9:07 am PORRIDGE - what the f*ck??

Highway To Gruel

Chip Z'Hoy wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2024 7:44 pm I pronounce it "pardge."

They should've named it after that shit from the three bears. Dress Angus up like Goldilocks.

I still call it power age. "Poweredge" sounds goofy. I always saw it as a double-meaning thing anyway.

One last super-classy move: Saban throws his own team under the bus, blaming their behavior after the Rose Bowl for his decision to retire. He tried to backpedal a little, saying there were other reasons that contributed, but the Alabama fan base now will always hold a grudge against the 2023 team f...

Definitely Joey Ramone.

Can I fuck the anvil?

When Caitlin Clark's teammates used to play baseball with her:

I love this thing where all the Trumpy business types now say they are finished dealing in New York because poor Donnie was punished so harshly, thinking it will show outrage and solidarity with him, when in reality it looks more like they are using the same below board tactics themselves and are sh...

DemonFilth2001 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 11:33 am Dua looks like a 13 year old. Never heard a song of hers.

Boom! Chip Z'hoy owes me 20 bucks!

R.I.P. to one of the last of the true rock and roll wild men.

Brad Welp wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2024 5:36 am Probably the pinnacle of his career was performing at Trump's inauguration. He also played with Ted Nugent for the troops at Fallujah.

You're not helping.

I shudder to ask, but what are the chances that Trump won't win in November? :( Trump's efforts to commandeer control of the country will likely not be deterred (da turd) by him losing the election. He and his most fervent toadies will spin a loss as proof that our current system of government (dem...