BlackCrypt wrote:

Come on. I'm waiting for it.


I can has cheezburger?

You're just NOW getting into them? You must be real young. I was hot for Anthony in the early nineties before they started to suck. That retarded song "rollercoaster" nailed the coffin shut for me. Now I'm embarassed I ever had a crush on the guy. yes, im only 23. am i the youngest on the...

The documentary Heavy Metal in Baghdad.

I'd give a 4 out of 5.

Great film, depressing as fuck. Watch it after you watch Global Metal from Banger Films.

Metal = world peace?

Jesus fuck. You must have been some ugly, used up, un-charming bitches.

Dumb hooker.

tweet75 wrote:do any girls still give bjs to get backstage?

I have a great idea. It's like a science project. Why don't you try it, document your findings and get back to us?

I'm sure you'll find it more fulfilling than incessantly posting vapid, inane questions and news links.

No, no, no, dummy. The DVD is a reality type of thing. We carried the camera everywhere, including the places we lived in Hollywood, parties, back stage, etc. It's a whole video diary of the band. It's called "Dirty Rock Band - The true Story of a Rock Band That Didn't Make It." Well shit...

I'm sorry, I haven't checked Sludge for a few days. There was some guy on the corner offering pimento cheese sandwiches and those little bags of Sun Chips for a handjob instead of Snickers bars. It was a good opportunity to stock up. Anyway - did I miss the fucking fury on Friday? If yes, would some...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Less hype, more brutality please.

Give her a break. It's not Friday yet. Maybe she has to save up or something.

What I CAN do...is schedule it around the days you give handjobs for diet pills and Snickers bars...how does that grab ya? Dear RE, Thanks for taking my busy lifestyle into consideration. We give the corner to the new girls on Friday. Technically, it's my "day off", so tomorrow I'll be lo...

Dear RE, I'm a busy person. If it isn't too much trouble, could you please inform me of exactly when "it's going to get ugly"? I don't need the specific minute, but if you could narrow it down to a day, it would be much appreciated. Also, I'd like to clarify that you're referring to some s...

RabidElmo wrote:I came here to entertain and to sling some of the most brutal Sludge ever on this board.

It's coming...

We'll let you know when it gets here. By my estimation, it's somewhere near Paducah, KY right now.

Hakuna Matata.

It's the circle of life, my friend.


I think "Cecilia" is wise to me. She hasn't written for two days.

I'm bereft.

220, 221.....whatever it takes...

Ty Pennington outrage offers way more comedy fodder than the oft used dial-up flame.

I hope SOAD is taking notes.

Rats. I've caused you consternation. I was just trying to show you Pam boobies to brighten your Monday. If you'd prefer another media outlet, you can try this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/06/pam-andersons-breast-pops_n_172609.html If you'd like video, here you go: http://vids.myspace.com/i...

I'm sure you already have these. If not, Happy Monday. Your pal, Mitz http://www.welt.de/multimedia/archive/00768/parisfashion_anders_768306g.jpg http://www.welt.de/multimedia/archive/00768/parisfashion_anders_768309g.jpg All the pics: http://www.welt.de/english-news/article3338768/Pam-Anderson-shak...

On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 5:04 AM, Cecilia John Garang <ceciliagarang@yahoo.com> wrote: Dear, I have received your mail. If you have accepted to help me send me your full contact information which include: Your full name: Contact address: Telephone numbers to be reached: Your age: Your Occupation: Mar...

You watch yo' mouf, girl!

She is a PRINCESS. A PRINCESS, I TELL YOU!

Her refinement and good breeding is more than obvious in her delicate bone structure, wardrobe and surroundings. You can almost feel the fear and desperation in those photos as she contemplates her evil stepmother and uncle.

Hilarious! Isn't this fun? (other than the fact that I now know I can't afford to have sex with Lumi...) I heard back from princess: My Dear, Many thanks for your quick response to my cry for help. I need your help to stand as my trustee for transferring the money to your bank acount for investment ...

I'm sorry.

I've let you down.

I'm so X chromosomed it's disgusting.

This isn't a Hatas thread, but I decided to douche on my friends rather than the innocents of the Lounge. There it sat in my in-box. I wanted to delete it, or forward it to the proper authorities. But I couldn't. This one was too good. I was weak. I'm dying to find out if they'll write back. On Fri,...

That was Clifftastic.

There are a wide variety of fucktards on Sludge. You have your bleating Sheep Tards, blindly following their Golden Kiss/Poison/Motley Gods. They're sad, but most always comical in their rabid devotion. You have your Pure Tard, people that you know are truly stupid in their daily life walk. Those wh...

Joeboy wrote: You're an annoying bitch.

Better?

Better? Of course I am, but you've known that since day one.

It makes me sad that I annoy you, though. I try so very, very hard to be all sunshine, polka dot ponies and pink birthday cake on Sludge. I had you all slated to be my new BFF.

Joeboy wrote: You should use a "?" instead of a "." when asking a question.

Good luck in grade 1, moron.

Edited to add:

Eat shit you inbred hic.

You should learn how to spell the words you're insulting someone with, darling Joey.

*hic*

I totally missed that wicked flame.

Either that, or it passed completely out of my realm of consciousness, which often happens with sub-par posters.

Golly.

Holy shit, that was boring. Be sure you send me another private message if you ever decide to post something remotely interesting. I flattered that you have a man crush on me. I don't swing that way though, fag. Why else would you have sat behind your computer in your gay dad's house writing a stup...

Corporate Guitar_Baller: Please re-read my original post. Actually, just read the first word. It says "team." You are not on the team. You never have and never will be on the team. Your inability to flame, nay, compose a cohesive post guarantees this. Harken back to the days when they wer...

Skate4RnR wrote: Ron Keel should revoke your right to rock you labia licking whore!

Now that right there is funny. I don't care who you are.













At least you didn't say McLaughlin. That would have made me cry.