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by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Fri Feb 06, 2015 1:27 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Replies: 4803
Views: 1452745

Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

Ramsey Cruciani 23 mins · They say Technology is hurting musicians...BULL CORN Reminds me, my grandfather, knowing I was lying to him over some BS when I was a kid got mad as hell and yelled out "BALONEY GUM!!!" (Only heard the man curse once in my life and he's now 92). So BULL CORN &...
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Fri Dec 26, 2014 11:49 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Not entirely certain what the hell happened to Uggla, but last year Jay Bruce trended horribly that way as well offensively. Just awful. I hope it was simply an aberration possibly due to knee surgery and that he rebounds in 2015. Would also like to see the Reds acquire Zobrist for LF, but I am def....
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:53 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Replies: 4803
Views: 1452745

Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

Did Ramsey get a hold of an 8 ball or some good bathtub meth tonight or something? Lots of posts and obviously as delusional as ever.
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:32 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Replies: 4803
Views: 1452745

Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

Dude is totally a Stanley nut-swinger. Even the damn "Roxx" name is an idea modeled from Kiss (4 letters and the last 2 are the same). The rose tattoo on his arm is the same tattoo. The old make up crap. Where his (ahemmmm) "music" comes from though, I don't have a clue. Ramsey m...
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Sat Feb 22, 2014 12:28 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Replies: 4803
Views: 1452745

Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

Someone help me out with this. As in?....do you need recommendations for a good therapist possibly? Maybe you and Woosh could go in for some mutual therapy? Woosh was obviously suffering from a bad case of the "Charlie Sheen - I've been taking far too many drugs and I'm cracking completely apa...
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Fri Feb 21, 2014 11:53 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Replies: 4803
Views: 1452745

Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

I'd like to hear rock god Ramsey do a rap album. I bet that would be all kinds of awesome. But then again, I suppose Ramsey is simply far too talented to waste his time on some bullshit hip hop. Still, I bet he could give Eminem a real run for his money.
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:24 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!
Replies: 4803
Views: 1452745

Re: Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

Ramsey posted this today: "We are seeking a BASSIST N LEAD GUITARIST...even out of state we will come out n do a gig with U....asap....OF COURSE our material.......many GIGS coming up...we are known for performing too much.... but too much is never enough....message me...if interested" &q...
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:22 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Damn, what is the deal with the LA Angels getting whipped up on by the lowly Houston Astros? If I'm not mistaken, the Astro's just SWEPT them! And if memory is serving me correctly, the 'Stro's have won an earlier series (or 2) against them as well. I mean, the horrible Astro's! The team I hated to ...
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:03 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 65491

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Cubs fans (at least as of now) can at least look at how pitiful Milwaukee are. And I don't see it getting much better for the "Brew Crew" this season. So yeah, maybe the Cubs will stay out of the cellar! Gotta say, I didn't expect the Brewers to be THIS fucking horrible & with the Astr...
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Sat May 18, 2013 3:47 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

The Angels are still fucking horrible, in case you missed it. Even though he has looked pretty damn shitty thus far, were I an Angels fan, the Josh Hamilton deal wouldn't bother me all that bad....hell, he very well might get himself turned around. OTOH, that albatross of a deal the Angels signed A...
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Sat May 11, 2013 6:22 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 65491

Re: My annual, CUBS FUCKING SUCK THREAD!!!

Manny's turning Japanese Taiwan. The EDA Rhinos Of Chinese Baseball League to be exact. :lol: http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/picture-424.jpg Check him out going yard, the announcer's unbelieveable. http://www.baseballamerica.com/international/manny-ramirez-hits-first-home-run-in-taiwan/ ...
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:38 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Yep, Milton Bradley is one seriously fucked up individual. Even if he was currently the bee's-knees of baseball players, I STILL would NOT want him anywhere NEAR my team, hell, not even at league minimum. Just an all-around cancer.
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:36 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Just read that the Angels signed Ryan Madson. Good luck to ya Ryan, us Cincy fans hardly knew ya.
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:18 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Facedown wrote:Red Sox close to signing Jonny Gomes to a 2yr deal.
Guess that means Cody Ross is gone.
I actually really like Gomes. He ain't gonna do anything to blow your mind via his play, but I always liked the guy when he was in Cincy.
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:07 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

I ain't gonna get into the "he deserved it more" debate, but I DO wish like hell that Trout would have gotten it over Cabrera, simply for the fact that I think Cabrera's a fucking douchebag. I remember when the Tigers were playing the Reds this past season, the Reds Frazier was @ 3rd...now...
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:31 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Anyone know what Posey's WAR is offhand? 2010: 4.2 2012: 8.0! Career: 13.7 http://www.fangraphs.com is your friend :wink: It looks like Toronto is close to signing Melky Cabrera to a 2 year deal. I think that guy is a bargain right now and a risk most GMs should be willing to take. When he was with...
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:35 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

The NL got it right though, Buster Posey wins the MVP. Yep, that guy def. deserved it. Man I would kill to be able to go back in time and for the Reds to have drafted him (or been able to have drafted him). I guess just about every team feels that way. Catchers w/Posey's amount of talent, especiall...
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:10 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Now if only the Reds could somehow "steal" Giancarlo Stanton from you guys :D - I read that he wrote on his twitter after this shit went down that he was pissed. And I don't freakin' blame him either. Nah. The Yankees need a right handed hitting RF to fill a hole on the roster. Stanton in...
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:43 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

The once every five year Marlins salary dump has begun. There isn't a close second. That is the worst season in the history of a sports franchise and it isn't close based on expectations. I will not spend another fucking penny on this franchise until that fucking cocksucker sells the team, or kills...
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:10 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

killeverything wrote:
Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_ wrote: Did I mention I HATE the fucking Cardinals? :x :evil:
You have to admit though, a SF/St. Louis NLCS will probably be a pretty kickass series.
Yes & I hope SF beat the ever loving piss out of those lucky bastards!
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:11 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

It's just sickening to watch the Cardinals do this shit year in and year out. Once those guys get a sniff of the postseason, it's almost like money in the bank that they're going to pull out some insane, defy all odds crazy shit. I know exactly how some of those Nats fans are feeling right about now...
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:51 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Well Kill, looks like your "this series will go 5" initial prediction was correct. Reds should have closed the book on this series yesterday. But today, pathetic. I KNEW when I found out that Leake was pitching that it was going to be a LONG day. Today is one of those days when Dusty dese...
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:15 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Well Kill, looks like your "this series will go 5" initial prediction was correct. Reds should have closed the book on this series yesterday. But today, pathetic. I KNEW when I found out that Leake was pitching that it was going to be a LONG day. Today is one of those days when Dusty deser...
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:03 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Bighole wrote:Fear the Cardinals. It ain't over til it's over, but 2 big wins in a row. I got high hopes now.
They'll probably win it all again. Nothing surprises me when it comes to that fucking team.
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:57 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

And the Reds just OBLITERATE the Giants in game 2. 9 to ZERO. Arroyo pitched an absolute GEM of a game. Just looked brilliant. Now we're going back to GABP. Be interesting to see if Cueto will be good to go in game 3 and if not, who it will be. Dusty might not even take a chance w/him now that we're...
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Sat Oct 06, 2012 9:21 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Cincy w/their #1 starter injuring himself and only able to go part of the 1st inning....& not to mention, closer Chapman SUCKING...yet we STILL took game #1! And it was really never in question...... I've been EXTREMELY pissed @ Dusty Baker from time to time for certain choices he makes, but his...
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:47 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

It's looking like the Rangers are going to be staying home, Baltimore advancing. Rangers will have one more at bat in the bottom of the 9th, but the O's are still w/plenty of scoring opps in the top of the 9th w/only one out. The Braves got ROYALLY screwed IMO on that BS infield fly-rule call. Not s...
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:06 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Congrats to my Reds :!: Now, lets take care of business in the playoffs vs. just getting there.... World Series, here we come! :twisted: The NL is where it's at in the Playoffs this year IMO. I think even without Strasburgh, Washington is the team to beat. Even without Melky, SF has been playing we...
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Sat Sep 22, 2012 3:55 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Congrats to my Reds :!:

Now, lets take care of business in the playoffs vs. just getting there....

World Series, here we come! :twisted:
by Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_
Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:57 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12415
Views: 3055467

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Well NeverSurrender, you've gotta be feeling pretty good right now after that total fumble of a play when the Padres had Victorino caught and totally botched that shit. Dodgers got 2 runs. Now lead 3 -1 in the top of the 8th. Oh and LITERALLY JUST as I finished typing the above....Grandal (the catch...