But these ones tard in packs. Like wolves hungering for their next self-owning. And it's so sincere!


I apologise. I went a little off the rails there. The choice is yours, but choose wisely.

Check it out. You have to. You just have to.

http://metal-blast.com/MetalBoard

See? We were all wrong. He IS a winner at something! He sure is. He pulls ALL the chicks... http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b264/greynolds/sludge/idilisa.jpg There's something wrong with this picture. The lighting on IDI's arm is too bright against the couch. PHOTOSHOPPED! Caught. Exposed. Owned....

Lisa is using her real one now as we speak and if you didn't get deleted like Rattdick did u would see several other's They've already been posted. http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/4508/lisa.jpg :lol: :lol: :lol: Well.. it seems she did change her Facebook pic.. http://www.facebook.com/srch.php?n...

You dream about fucking children. Ridiculing you and UGMO for wanting to fuck a child isn't "dreaming about fucking children." The only possible reason you keep repeating that is because you want the moderator to ban you and put you out of your misery. Calling her a cunt didn't work, doub...

Zakk's wedding video. He tied the knot last weekend. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K6E_XmA1vo http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1782/jackassl.gif The scariest part about that actually looking like Zakk is that the other guy looks exactly like a blonde-haired version of my friend Mike. This can't...

Fender_baller wrote:

the passenger wrote:Kid, I've forgotten more shit than you've fucking learned.

Yeah, no.

You're a fucking senile old timer.

You negated his statement, and then worded it differently. Someone help me out on this one.

deathcurse wrote:

Iron Duck wrote:uptheass is KKKotzen.

Yeah, I'm sure Metal Sludge is handing that guy nyms.

It was a charade. The whole world's against you. Who can you believe? Aughh!

uptheass is KKKotzen.

MurrayFiend wrote:Don't try to speak for all of us. Personally, I'm asexual.

That's what I tell the big black cook at work when she asks me if I have a girlfriend.

A true groupie that is in with the band and tours with them, has home phone numbers, genuine trust and friendship and is sought after, has intelligence , because one gets boring with out it, her own sense of self and style that makes her stand out from the crowd and a sweetness and patience that no...

UtahRatt = Cock suckin' cock fuckin' faggot. You bumped a thread that's over a year old? U/R must have really gotten to you to search through a year's worth of threads to find this. :lol: It's not like this is the Gossip Board. You can find a year-old thread on page five. Don't get me wrong, it's s...

Because I'm the original uptheass. Tim knows this to be true. The original uptheass (me) was banned for starting a thread about Kevin Dubrow that was deemed as inappropriate at the time due to him dying a few days before. No warning, just a straight ban. So the original uptheass capitalises his wor...

sry wrng thrd

LMBIH [/color] I give up! What the fuck does this mean? Don't tell me to google it, cause I've tried and nothing shows up. a) Let's Make Babies In Hell b) Lol, Man Boobs I Have c) Laugh My Bum In Half d) Lick My Bum, It Hurts assbadgery [/color] "ery" It was clever for a bit, but it's bec...

WHERE THE FUCK'S CLIFF?!?!?! :cry: Oh woe is me. This thread will fall by the wayside because Cliff's off pretending to have a life. But seriously guys, what happened in that thread? I have all the time in the world to read it, I'm just lazy and want to make it seem like I have IRL business elsewhere.

I wanna know what he thinks of this whole fiasco.

WTF wrote:Gene Simmons is a friend of mine. He told me to tell mixohoytian to pick up a KISS Kasket.

Karl Childers is a friend of mine. He told me to tell you that you shouldna have done that. He's just a boy.

Facedown wrote:Coverfield - 5/10
Kept me somewhat interested until the ending.

When the monster started singing Here I Go Again?

Talk about enduring two piece of shit movies in a row! Jennifer's Body.....0/5. The lesbian kiss did nothing to save this total shit-fest. Burn After Reading.....1/5 One for the Pitt gunshot scene. This was fucking difficult to sit through. If you're rating Burn After Reading at 1, I'm expecting Je...

Misery - 6/10

Pretty good. James Caan's performance was a bit understated, but Stoner won an Oscar for hers. Shot like a classic horror flick. Very effective.

How Wings Are Attached To The Backs Of Angels - 10/10

Went on a film-viewing spree at the National Film Board of Canada's Mediatheque yesterday. Found this gem. Awesome.

Full Movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRHVzbJVx8I

Yes. Barefoot. In the mall. I couldn't believe it at first either. maybe they were browsing for some shoes you dont know why they were there maybe they wanted to get some shoes and comic books but you chased them out of your comic book store I believe this was a double pwn on uptheass's part. gene ...

Punk wrote:LMBIH @ literally the dumbest motherfucker on the board questioning something as inane as the title of a thread.

I needed a question to match the thread.

The latest have been Marathon Man, The French Connection, and Bullitt. (And Live and Let Die, but it's far from the first time.) As many good reviews and mentions as Bullitt gets, I'd have to go with Popeye in TFC as the better badass cop. And besides FCUK, I hadn't heard much about The French Conne...

Gorilla Slayer wrote:CrouchingAnusHiddenCucumber.

Yonkel - Stoner, deathcurse, sure. But why Punk? When's the last time he's been anything beyond remotely relevant? Coming from you, that is good stuff. I hope you'll be able to cope when Punk kills his Sludge-irrelevant self. And don't I know it's good stuff. I wouldn't say it if it weren't good st...

Yonkel - Stoner, deathcurse, sure. But why Punk? When's the last time he's been anything beyond remotely relevant?