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by AnselmosSyringe
Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:05 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Men's Equal Rights
Replies: 6
Views: 4493

Men's Equal Rights

A mental ailment (periods) that gives us the right to be out of our minds for one week each month.
by AnselmosSyringe
Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:53 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Steve Johnson blames God on dropped pass
Replies: 10
Views: 4835

Re: Steve Johnson blames God on dropped pass

Probably for humility. Did you see that haircut?
by AnselmosSyringe
Tue Nov 09, 2010 7:42 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Your thoughts on the first Air Jordans?
Replies: 2
Views: 1763

Your thoughts on the first Air Jordans?

I'd be insulting your intellenge by putting up a pic of what they look like.

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by AnselmosSyringe
Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:49 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The COLTS Road BACK To The Superbowl Starts Sunday!!
Replies: 844
Views: 200365

Re: The COLTS Road BACK To The Superbowl Starts Sunday!!

Where's We at? He's probably busy studying film with Peyton.
by AnselmosSyringe
Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:57 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Top Ten Plays-ANY and ALL athletes!
Replies: 19
Views: 8207

Re: Top Ten Plays-ANY and ALL athletes!

Bo knows football.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgYYaL--1qc

Spud Webb slam dunk contest (The music is atrocious. TURN DOWN THE VOLUME!!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lgAZqhHVGQ&feature=fvst
by AnselmosSyringe
Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:15 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!
Replies: 15462
Views: 6214944

Re: The 6th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

http://www.pimper.org//graphics/glitter/animated/boobs-ca.gif Going forward, I'd really appreciate if you would at least ask me first. If it would be okay to post a .gif of my wife squeezing my favorite funbags. Though, they are quite amazing.. http://www.pimper.org//graphics/glitter/animated/boobs...
by AnselmosSyringe
Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:54 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Just when things were beginning to sorta look up for Tiger.
Replies: 1
Views: 1692

Just when things were beginning to sorta look up for Tiger.

BRADNTON, FL. - A Suncoast woman claims Tiger Woods is the father on her son, and she's going to court to try to prove it. ABC 7 was there when she filed the paperwork to get a DNA test from the world's number one golfer. While Tiger Woods plays the first round of the U.S. Open at Pebble Beach, on t...
by AnselmosSyringe
Sat May 29, 2010 6:51 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The Never Ending MMA thread
Replies: 3492
Views: 994846

Re: The Never Ending MMA thread

Who do you got?

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by AnselmosSyringe
Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:01 am
Forum: War Board
Topic: The term 'Party' is really quite fitting.
Replies: 1
Views: 1577

The term 'Party' is really quite fitting.

As, it's only the Politicians who seem to ever come out ahead on anything. Maybe, 'Gang' would be a better term?

Also, I thought these people worked for us? Crazy concept, I know.
by AnselmosSyringe
Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:45 pm
Forum: War Board
Topic: Should pot be legal?
Replies: 89
Views: 27617

Re: Should pot be legal?

Thanks, Grandma & Grandpa! :x

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by AnselmosSyringe
Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:01 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: How bout dem cowboys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?
Replies: 110
Views: 35969

Re: How bout dem cowboys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?

If the situation was reversed would Cowboys fans be whining about the scoring situation? Couldn't one say the Cowboys ran up the score on the Eagles the last two weeks? I didn't see any effort in running up the score.. I seen it as the Vikes figuring if they got stopped, they'd have the Cowboys pin...
by AnselmosSyringe
Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:14 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: What decade has been the best for the NFL?
Replies: 1
Views: 1966

What decade has been the best for the NFL?

Edit: Different question. Not enough old farts on the boards, I guess. :lol:

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by AnselmosSyringe
Sun Jan 17, 2010 2:42 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: How bout dem cowboys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?
Replies: 110
Views: 35969

Re: How bout dem cowboys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?

Luminiferous wrote:
I'll bet their field goal kicker's looking at the want ads after this..
I agree. Not, that his lack of ability really mattered in the grand scheme of things.
by AnselmosSyringe
Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:46 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Somewhere, Jessica Simpson is smiling.
Replies: 7
Views: 4587

Re: Somewhere, Jessica Simpson is smiling.

UtahRatt wrote: Where's that Ambiguously Gay Duo of RoadFag and Manchowder?!
Getting their fill on humble pie, I imagine.
by AnselmosSyringe
Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:40 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: How bout dem cowboys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?
Replies: 110
Views: 35969

Re: How bout dem cowboys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?

UtahRatt wrote:That last TD was outfuckingstanding! ROMOWNED! ROMOWNED!
Rubbed their noses in it like a dog in shit.
by AnselmosSyringe
Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:32 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Somewhere, Jessica Simpson is smiling.
Replies: 7
Views: 4587

Somewhere, Jessica Simpson is smiling.

Tony Romo is getting handled!

Fuck the Cowboys.
by AnselmosSyringe
Sun Jan 17, 2010 10:17 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Bears DE Gaines Adams Dead At 26
Replies: 10
Views: 5532

Re: Bears DE Gaines Adams Dead At 26

From natural causes, I'm sure.
by AnselmosSyringe
Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:17 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Bill Rafferty has taken over Dick Vitale's spot.
Replies: 4
Views: 3395

Re: Bill Rafferty has taken over Dick Vitale's spot.

johnk5150 wrote:No one will ever be as pretentious a cocksucker as William Packer.
I'll give you that. But, at least he speaks normally the entire time.
by AnselmosSyringe
Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:47 am
Forum: War Board
Topic: Obama to big banks: 'We want our money back'
Replies: 23
Views: 8732

Re: Obama to big banks: 'We want our money back'

That idea is chock full of awesome. Unless you use one of the big banks, who will pass the 'fees' on to you. Vinnie, you're a true partisan. You just can't bring yourself to give Mr Obama credit for anything that might be even remotely beneficial to the average American. If Mr Obama had said "...
by AnselmosSyringe
Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:30 am
Forum: War Board
Topic: Meet Mikey Hicks, 8: U.S. has him on watch list
Replies: 15
Views: 6674

Re: Meet Mikey Hicks, 8: U.S. has him on watch list

"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Ben Franklin Nice quote. Now, what exactly does it have to do with screening people on a watch list? NOTHING. I doubt Ben Franklin was thinking "not having to wait in l...
by AnselmosSyringe
Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:13 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Bill Rafferty has taken over Dick Vitale's spot.
Replies: 4
Views: 3395

Bill Rafferty has taken over Dick Vitale's spot.

For most annoying NCAA basketball commentator.
by AnselmosSyringe
Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:46 am
Forum: War Board
Topic: Meet Mikey Hicks, 8: U.S. has him on watch list
Replies: 15
Views: 6674

Re: Meet Mikey Hicks, 8: U.S. has him on watch list

"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Ben Franklin
by AnselmosSyringe
Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:13 am
Forum: War Board
Topic: Obama to big banks: 'We want our money back'
Replies: 23
Views: 8732

Obama to big banks: 'We want our money back'

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- President Obama on Thursday called on Congress to tax the largest banks to ensure that U.S. taxpayers don't lose a penny from the federal bailout of the financial, auto and insurance industries over the past year. The "financial crisis responsibility fee" would t...
by AnselmosSyringe
Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:01 am
Forum: War Board
Topic: No H1n1 shots left for my kids
Replies: 40
Views: 18121

Re: No H1n1 shots left for my kids

JakeYonkel wrote:I had to sit in an ER waiting room for an hour the other night, amongst the absolute dreck of society.
What? I figure a man of your stature would be whisked right in!

You WON the LOTTO, damn it!!

I thought membership had its priviledges? Guess not.

:?