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by thewonkytits
Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:55 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Police not guilty in St. Louis - Here we GO!! ©
Replies: 43
Views: 717

Re: Police not guilty in St. Louis - Here we GO!! ©

Welcome back! What were you in for this time, parole violation?
by thewonkytits
Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:43 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Would you have banged Cyndi Lauper ?
Replies: 25
Views: 822

Re: Would you have banged Cyndi Lauper ?

ratt_gang_member wrote:Would you have banged Cyndi Lauper?


Time After Time
by thewonkytits
Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:55 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: HMZ, can you name all the pornographic movies...
Replies: 61
Views: 1282

Re: HMZ, can you name all the pornographic movies...

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Chow on some food and then chow on her puss a little.



I thought about until,

eddie lee roth wrote:Avoid the roast beef.


I think those flaps would beat me into a coma.
by thewonkytits
Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:30 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: HMZ, can you name all the pornographic movies...
Replies: 61
Views: 1282

Re: HMZ, can you name all the pornographic movies...

Sorry for thread jacking HMZ's beat down, but this is kind of on-topic. I just found out my wife and I have been invited to a small get together over the Holidays where porn legend (or, is she?) Seka will be attending. One of my wife's good friends is her first cousin and she's coming home for the f...
by thewonkytits
Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:22 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Today's music lesson - Sara
Replies: 18
Views: 522

Re: Today's music lesson - Sara

I would like to add that it is also one of the few songs that Grace Slick ever sang only the backing vocals on.
by thewonkytits
Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:30 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Title of Machado's autobiography???
Replies: 333
Views: 8453

Re: Title of Machado's autobiography???

A Tale of Too Shitties
by thewonkytits
Sun Aug 13, 2017 7:49 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Ever boinked a lady in the '50s?
Replies: 8
Views: 325

Re: Ever boinked a lady in the '50s?

I used to masturbate whenever I saw Jane Wyatt on Father Knows Best reruns. Does that count? Hey wonky, can you provide us an update as to your nephews fledging wrestling career? I haven't seen or talked to him in a long time. I do know that he's still working out but still looks the same, judging ...
by thewonkytits
Sat Aug 12, 2017 10:08 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Ever boinked a lady in the '50s?
Replies: 8
Views: 325

Re: Ever boinked a lady in the '50s?

I used to masturbate whenever I saw Jane Wyatt on Father Knows Best reruns. Does that count?
by thewonkytits
Fri Aug 11, 2017 6:00 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Name this Band?
Replies: 68
Views: 1525

Re: Name this Band?

The Hamburgers featuring Cheese
by thewonkytits
Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:52 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Share your mundane and uneventful things here!
Replies: 9549
Views: 333147

Re: Share your mundane and uneventful things here!

I just found out a friend of mine went to college for 17 years...and never graduated!



I shit you not.
by thewonkytits
Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:44 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Jim Carrey, artist
Replies: 11
Views: 354

Re: Jim Carrey, artist

TenBenny, asshat
by thewonkytits
Fri Jul 28, 2017 10:12 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: What the hell???
Replies: 10
Views: 406

Re: What the hell???

tym wrote:Then when it happens to a child, man thats a whole new universe of wrong. Sick fucks.


Aren't you the guy who likes looking for videos of children getting killed?
by thewonkytits
Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:56 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Favorite movies to watch high?
Replies: 36
Views: 547

Re: Favorite movies to watch high?

All of them.
by thewonkytits
Mon Jul 10, 2017 7:31 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: What are your plans for death?
Replies: 69
Views: 1608

Re: What are your plans for death?

I'm pulling a Machado and wear my finest fake army uniform and see if I can get a discount in Arlington National Cemetery.
by thewonkytits
Sat Jul 01, 2017 11:29 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Ladies...why is it called boob sweat
Replies: 13
Views: 691

Re: Ladies...why is it called boob sweat

We always called it titty tea here in the mountains. It's almost as good as sweet tea, just saltier.
by thewonkytits
Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:00 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Thoughts about Brooklyn, New York
Replies: 21
Views: 622

Re: Thoughts about Brooklyn, New York

I spent some time on Farragut (sp) Road. Everything...and I mean everything was tagged with spray paint. I was supposed to go to the best pizzeria in Brooklyn one night, but ended up going to a Mets game. I still regret that decision.
by thewonkytits
Sat Jun 24, 2017 9:26 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The Story Of Trigger The Guitar...and more
Replies: 7
Views: 253

Re: The Story Of Trigger The Guitar...and more

Mojo wrote:
poisonheart wrote:#Triggered

Wanna see my willie?


:lol: :lol: That ain't nothing but a small nail, son.
by thewonkytits
Sat Jun 24, 2017 12:01 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Ever tried math?
Replies: 64
Views: 1069

Re: Ever tried math?

tym wrote:I am still trying to see the logic in fucking common core math.


tym, you're a dumb ass. I bet you have trouble seeing logic in just plain old common math.
by thewonkytits
Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:43 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Ever tried math?
Replies: 64
Views: 1069

Re: Ever tried math?

I had to take trig for my advanced drafting class. I didn't make it a month before I finally gave up and had to drop drafting. It was probably the saddest day of my school career. It was the only class I could make C's in.
by thewonkytits
Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:55 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Talk About Your X
Replies: 47
Views: 1101

Re: Talk About Your X

She was very pretty, tall with long legs and was super cool. She was also very athletic. She was the runner-up for the 'Miss Basketball'' title in her state her Senior year of high school. She was just awesome. The downside? She had really bad tattoos. Atrocious tattoos. Like, wolves howling at the...
by thewonkytits
Thu Jun 22, 2017 8:19 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Talk About Your X
Replies: 47
Views: 1101

Re: Talk About Your X

She was very pretty, tall with long legs and was super cool. She was also very athletic. She was the runner-up for the 'Miss Basketball'' title in her state her Senior year of high school. She was just awesome. The downside? She had really bad tattoos. Atrocious tattoos. Like, wolves howling at the ...
by thewonkytits
Mon Jun 12, 2017 9:37 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The 12th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!
Replies: 14806
Views: 906124

Re: The 12th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

It was the official opening day for our "beach" area at our local lake. My friends and I go every year to eat carnival food and people watch. Shit like this in a small Appalachian town brings out every toothless, bad tatted, Beauregard waving hillbilly from every corner of our County and i...
by thewonkytits
Sun Jun 11, 2017 12:19 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The 12th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!
Replies: 14806
Views: 906124

Re: The 12th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

These two cuties are standing in front of me as we speak.

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Their tattoos are horrible too. If I can get some shots of them I'll post them in the "Bad Tat" thread.
by thewonkytits
Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:38 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Describe a big fuckin physical mess that u made
Replies: 12
Views: 343

Re: Describe a big fuckin physical mess that u made

I have millions, I was in the paint industry for more than half my life. The one that instantly comes to mind happened about 25 years ago at the Lowe's in Muncie, Indiana. It was early spring which meant everybody was going to be painting, so they sent us TRUCKLOADS of fucking paint, so much that we...
by thewonkytits
Sun Jun 04, 2017 6:20 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Filthy Free CD Contest
Replies: 22
Views: 448

Re: Filthy Free CD Contest

This "contest" has Machado written all over it. Let me guess, we'll have to pay $9.99 for shipping if we win, right?
by thewonkytits
Wed May 31, 2017 7:31 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: How often do you sit around naked when alone
Replies: 50
Views: 1163

Re: How often do you sit around naked when alone

theglammerthebetter wrote:Never, as soon as i get home i change into pj pants and t shirt but never naked


I'm guessing your romper hasn't arrived yet?
by thewonkytits
Mon May 29, 2017 1:24 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The 12th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!
Replies: 14806
Views: 906124

Re: The 12th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

This just popped up on my timeline. Happy Memorial Day everybody!

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by thewonkytits
Sun May 07, 2017 7:38 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump
Replies: 5883
Views: 136618

Re: President Trump

TenBenny wrote:
Sometimes. I like to sling some humor, sure.


Humor? Can you please point me out some of your humor? Also, the only thing you sling around here is pure, unadulterated shit.


You remind me of Ned Flounders.
by thewonkytits
Sun May 07, 2017 10:53 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Is there another word for "rocker"?
Replies: 14
Views: 428

Re: Is there another word for "rocker"?

if you're Japanese, cabinet would be fine.

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