I should post an actual judges opinion: The writing is sophisticated and sparkles with the authors passion for telling a thrilling thought-provoking tale. The book has a powerful thematic core, allowing the reader to witness the nature and consequences of good and evil. The author writes in an enga...

deathcurse wrote:That's the cream you use to lube up a dog's butthole.

Sir -

The odds of Slicer besting a jar of dog butt cream in a writing contest are approximately 750,000 : 1.