Who is Wayne Static?

I was at NAMM this past January and I was on the phone and he walked by. He was there to introduce some band on stage (this was a showcase thing on one of the nights). He kind of smiled as he walked by. Stupid me couldn't place who he was at first (not that I'm looking, as I'm married). He's a good ...

Kellyporter89 wrote:
I just hope he doesn't have a problem hooking up with a girl young enough to be his daughter!! lol

I doubt he would!

I don't aspire to be one.

Some girls that are part of the musical flora get called a groupie when really they aren't actual low class cock suckers. They are there because the band want them there. I read your first sentence of the post and was about to agree with you for once... then I read this piece of wisdom. I do think ...

KendraVonErich wrote:don dokken has some serious wig buisness!

True dat. I saw it sliding around on his head during a show.

I thought Bret wore plugs. Guess I was wrong.

Panteraman319

panteraman319 wrote:Its hard to narrow down......it can be a musician/actor/actress/athlete.....

I would love to have Shania Twain sittin on my face and Catherine Z Jones ridin me! Hey its a fantasy dammitt!

Oh my my my! How do you expect me to sleep at night now?!

Lars, you're going to Download? Say hi to Kirk Windstein (Down/Crowbar) from me! Great, great guy!

rockphoto wrote:well remembering that you're a creepy old man insulting young women on a message board, i guess you haven't gotten any less weird. but hey.. if you can sleep fine at night.. good on ya!

Happy Birthday indeed!

Peewee Herman. He'd be a riot!

18. It wasn't the most pleasant thing that had ever happened to me. I figured I needed to get it over with. I really wish I would've waited. We went and got Italian food afterwards. I couldn't eat!

rockphoto wrote:ew. lol I don't think i've ever seen cole slaw fights.. or cole slaw wrestling.. but we may have a new fetish here! ha!

This is true! You never know on here This thread cracks me up! So Lars, what's the name of the band? Did you guys decide?

Coleslaw without the mayo or whatever that white stuff is. That I can handle (with lemon juice).

rockphoto wrote:ugh, dont even say porcelain throne lol i was totally fine until i made the mistake of eating some late night mac n cheese. NEVER AGAIN. I'll never look at mac n cheese the same way again!

I feel the same way about coleslaw!

rockphoto wrote:woah.. weirdness around here... thought i was gonna have to re-start this thread again, ha!

I'm glad you didn't because this is very entertaining!

[quote="Orionslavegirl1"]Is he related to Maynord from Tool??

no relation