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by DaveB
Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:20 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The Louisville Leg Break
Replies: 27
Views: 19218

Re: The Louisville Leg Break

What the hell was Patino doing? It looked like he saw what happened & wanted to run. The thing I remember the most about the Theismann break was Lawrence Taylor jumping up and down trying to get medical onto the field. Could you imagine the sound of the breaking bone(s)? Ouch!!! Hell...I'd want...
by DaveB
Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:16 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The Louisville Leg Break
Replies: 27
Views: 19218

Re: The Louisville Leg Break

I don't know why the prayer thing is so hard to understand. I guess it's just different when you actually see it happen as opposed to passing the car accident where the incident has already occurred. When you see that shit happen it invokes an entirely different reaction. It did for me anyway.
by DaveB
Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:09 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Saints fans react to Gregg Williams audio being released
Replies: 5
Views: 4002

Re: Saints fans react to Gregg Williams audio being released

I dunno...I tend to think they just happen to be the team that got caught doing what everyone else was doing too.
by DaveB
Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:07 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Showing some love for my alma mater.
Replies: 7
Views: 3542

Re: Showing some love for my alma mater.

St_Augustines_Pears wrote:
Redman77 wrote:Image

Good luck to the Ferris State University hockey team in the Frozen Four today. Go Bulldogs!
Is their dog mascot named Bueller?
Anyone? Anyone?
by DaveB
Fri Apr 06, 2012 7:59 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: C-A-T-S. CATS, CATS, CATS!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 2230

C-A-T-S. CATS, CATS, CATS!!!

Sorry peeps...but my Kentucky Wildcats just drove through and took that shit back up in Lexington, see! And while ya'll be block hockin' Jayhawkin all up in ha Ventti Latte this morning...remember the hardware is gona' be raising up into the rafters of Rupp Arena. That's 8, if you're not counting. 8...
by DaveB
Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:19 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Would you ever fuck Pat Summit??
Replies: 25
Views: 11660

Re: Would you ever fuck Pat Summit??

As I grow older I'm finding myself increasingly attracted to women of color. http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2010/news/100726/phil-collen-3-240.jpg Oh, I'm sorry... you said women of a different color, not feaky she-males of color. My bad. We went from fucking Pat Summit to this in a matter of two...
by DaveB
Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:13 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: TEBOW IS NOW A JET!
Replies: 20
Views: 9451

Re: TEBOW IS NOW A JET!

I think this is going to be a HUGE character test for him. Everything about the city and the team is going to chew him up and spit him out.
by DaveB
Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:31 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Manning to be a Bronco
Replies: 95
Views: 30087

Re: Manning to be a Bronco

TawnyVonJagger wrote:Elway's not the owner. He's the VP.
Correct. But he still seems like a slimeball.
by DaveB
Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:32 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Welcome The Newest Member Of The Denver Broncos!
Replies: 57
Views: 19226

Re: Bill Polian, Manning narrows options to Denver & Tenness

Tommy wrote:
DaveB wrote:I don't think Manning is a good fit for Denver. He's clearly not suited to the offensive scheme they run with the whole quarterback run option. He's going to land in Tennessee.

That's a dumbed down offense for Tebow. Wherever Manning goes HE is the Offensive Coordinator.
Sarcasm. :wink:
by DaveB
Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:29 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Manning to be a Bronco
Replies: 95
Views: 30087

Re: Manning to be a Bronco

I never thought it when he was a player...but as an owner, Elway just looks shady. I can't put my finger on it either. He just looks like one of those guys that will stab you in the back for any reason he sees fit.
by DaveB
Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:16 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Manning to be a Bronco
Replies: 95
Views: 30087

Re: Manning to be a Bronco

Crazy Levi wrote:You claim to live in Indiana and Chicago at the same time,
That's possible. If I lived in Gary, Indiana...I'd claim to be from Chicago too! Have you been to that place?
by DaveB
Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:51 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Manning to be a Bronco
Replies: 95
Views: 30087

Re: Manning to be a Bronco

My pastor just tweeted that Tebow prayed Denver would be better next year. Apparently he has gotten that prayer answered. LOL
by DaveB
Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:07 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Manning to be a Bronco
Replies: 95
Views: 30087

Re: Manning to be a Bronco

This whole team search was obviously more about "what can you do for me" than any question of what can I offer to the team. Why the fuck shouldn't it be? He's earned it. This is likely the one and only time in his whole career he decides where he goes, and it's probably his last contract....
by DaveB
Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:59 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Tiger Is Such A Pussy!
Replies: 14
Views: 8595

Re: Tiger Is Such A Pussy!

Sounds like Dave's got an education on how volitile the swing can be on a pro golfer's body. However, Tiger seems to withdraw much more than the average player. Either his leg issues are much worse than reported (probably), or he tanks it once he sees he's out of contention. I still don't like him ...
by DaveB
Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:53 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Manning to be a Bronco
Replies: 95
Views: 30087

Re: Manning to be a Bronco

I can't peg Manning. I've been here in Indy for 5 years and I still can't get a good read on him. I worked in local television for 3 years and I never saw the guy out in public...even at his own fundraisers. Even when the children's hospital that bears his name had a big event...it was Archie making...
by DaveB
Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:45 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Manning to be a Bronco
Replies: 95
Views: 30087

Re: Manning to be a Bronco

Horse Called War wrote:He will prolly go out and get trashed tonight
What's the feel about this in Denver? I'd imagine this is a bit of a mixed bag.
by DaveB
Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:41 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Manning to be a Bronco
Replies: 95
Views: 30087

Re: Manning to be a Bronco

I think Tim just uttered his first curse word.
by DaveB
Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:58 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Tiger Is Such A Pussy!
Replies: 14
Views: 8595

Re: Tiger Is Such A Pussy!

Four years ago I tore two tendons in my left wrist while playing. I hit a shot and caught a tree root that was hidden underneath the grass. The clubhead got wrenched in my hand on the follow through, and my right hand came flying off the grip. So are you the guy that I saw do this on ESPN or severa...
by DaveB
Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:23 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Would you ever fuck Pat Summit??
Replies: 25
Views: 11660

Re: Would you ever fuck Pat Summit??

I used to be a news photog years ago and I got to meet her back in the late 90's. Wouldn't fuck her...but she's such a great motivator, she very well could have talked me into it.
by DaveB
Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:23 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Welcome The Newest Member Of The Denver Broncos!
Replies: 57
Views: 19226

Re: Bill Polian, Manning narrows options to Denver & Tenness

I don't think Manning is a good fit for Denver. He's clearly not suited to the offensive scheme they run with the whole quarterback run option. He's going to land in Tennessee.
by DaveB
Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:19 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Tiger Is Such A Pussy!
Replies: 14
Views: 8595

Re: Tiger Is Such A Pussy!

NiggazNSaltLake plays professionally if you guys didn't see his Sludgeaholic deal. Glad you could chime in dude. You guys also have to realize that this isn't going out and fucking around on the course here and there. This is HARDCORE working on your game 24/7, it's hard on your body. I mean if you...
by DaveB
Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:43 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Tiger Is Such A Pussy!
Replies: 14
Views: 8595

Re: Tiger Is Such A Pussy!

Actually, you're dead on about the clueless aspect. I've played the game four or five times in my life and just don't enjoy it on any level. I guess I just don't understand how the hell you get hurt playing fucking golf! I do get that playing on a screwed up leg or ankle would be tough...just don't ...
by DaveB
Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:20 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Tiger Is Such A Pussy!
Replies: 14
Views: 8595

Tiger Is Such A Pussy!

I hate this fucker with everything in me. I don't like golf to begin with and so much of it is because of what prima-donnas the players are. But now Tiger can't play 'cause he hurt his Achilles tendon or something. It fucking golf!!! This is the same fucker that's had people tossed off the course fo...
by DaveB
Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:52 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Vikings to get new stadium (Preliminary agreement)
Replies: 23
Views: 8907

Re: Vikings to get new stadium (Preliminary agreement)

This stadium bullshit pisses me off so bad. Why is it that pro football teams need a new facility after about 25 - 30 years? If you think about it, it's the LEAST used facility in all of sports. Factor in a team's home games, a few high-school games, a concert, a monster truck pull and that's it. Op...
by DaveB
Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:48 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Smart move for Peyton Manning is to retire
Replies: 18
Views: 8154

Re: Smart move for Peyton Manning is to retire

MurrayFiend wrote:I read somewhere that his arm is about at the level of one of Peter Criss'. Sad state, just hang it up, man.
Yep. Last thing I heard last week was that the velocity on his throws was barely at 40% of what they were.