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by Kappa_WutFace
Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:26 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: theglammerthebetter: A Life Devoted To Atrocious Taste
Replies: 150
Views: 154088

Re: theglammerthebetter: A Life Devoted To Atrocious Taste

I think he's just a lonely dude from Quebec, honestly. When I first noticed him many years ago I felt pretty empathetic towards him and felt that we actually had some similarities. Fucker has gotten weirder and weirder over the years though. And he started out weird. But, you know, being alone or lo...
by Kappa_WutFace
Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:26 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Knucman
Replies: 2
Views: 14339

Re: Knucman

You guys know this was Woosh, right? I mean, he wasn't being too subtle about it at this point so I don't feel I'm telling secrets or anything. And half his posts were very Woosh IMO. But nobody really seems to be paying attention anymore. He seemed to have fun being a "new" poster. I thou...
by Kappa_WutFace
Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:02 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

blah blah blah Anyways, I hope you're not dead like everybody else is. Woosh, I wasn't going to talk to you anymore. Because you died and it's a bit weird now, not because I'm mad at you. But I think you'd think this was funny now. Because you're the dead guy. You'd probably think it was kind of ho...
by Kappa_WutFace
Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:17 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

Ok, Woosh. I guess you let yourself die. I'm a tad upset! While I've had positive experiences with many of the people here, I've never really had any real friends here. But you were about the closest I had, even though I never really understood you at least half the time. While I was banned I rememb...
by Kappa_WutFace
Fri Nov 11, 2016 6:43 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

ech says you're dead, Wooshley. Nobody else seems to know if it's true, but if it is I have to say it's not a move I support.
by Kappa_WutFace
Wed Sep 14, 2016 5:15 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Knucman
Replies: 2
Views: 14339

Re: Knucman

I'm around. Sort of. 5 years of exile might have been just too long to be able to get back into it. I'm pretty much strictly lurk mode now. You're my favorite new poster though, if it means anything from an old-timer like me.
by Kappa_WutFace
Tue Jun 21, 2016 3:52 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

Woosh, the board is clamoring for your return. "Give us back our Wooshley," they cry out. Now is the time.
by Kappa_WutFace
Fri May 06, 2016 12:40 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

Woosh, we need you. Without you these assholes think they can sell their campers in the dub. And some shitface made a post looking to connect with musicians for some fucked up reason.
by Kappa_WutFace
Wed Mar 16, 2016 6:07 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

I don't fucking look like a fucking farter, Woosh. Every once in awhile I re-read this thread and I'm all "Uhhhhhhhhhhh, I think I might actually be as weird as I pretend to be." And then I remember it was in reference to a story I told about J Mascis thinking I was a dastardly fartmeiste...
by Kappa_WutFace
Wed Mar 02, 2016 4:07 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: cantstopthemusic can eat shit!
Replies: 20
Views: 14749

Re: cantstopthemusic can eat shit!

Whew. That was a close one.
by Kappa_WutFace
Wed Mar 02, 2016 3:50 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: cantstopthemusic can eat shit!
Replies: 20
Views: 14749

Re: cantstopthemusic can eat shit!

I'd never be active aggressive with you, as you are a weirdo creep who I put in the same league as Eddie Pretzel and I don't want to be murderstalked. So let's just stick to passive aggressive non-creeping, ok?
by Kappa_WutFace
Tue Mar 01, 2016 8:27 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: cantstopthemusic can eat shit!
Replies: 20
Views: 14749

Re: cantstopthemusic can eat shit!

I like how people were all "Who does this newbie think he is?" and acting like they didn't think cantstopthemusic sucks moose cock while being ass reamed by a horse just as much as he did. Poor metalmark. He made one post after this thread. I think he was murdered. By some kind of weird st...
by Kappa_WutFace
Tue Jan 05, 2016 4:08 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

Okay cookie, I'm going to tell you something in confidence here. I'm trusting you and you can't tell anybody, because I'm aloof and super cool and shit and this will totally ruin my rep, but I totally fucking missed you guys for at least half of the (I think it was) 24 years I was banned. So thanks ...
by Kappa_WutFace
Mon Jan 04, 2016 7:04 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

Happy birthday, Wooshley! I know you're reading this right now, because we don't have to log in to read anymore, and you're all "It's not my birthday". But it is, Woosh, because you were smart enough to come back and read it on your birthday. How did you forget in the time it took you to c...
by Kappa_WutFace
Fri Dec 18, 2015 9:15 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

It's ok. This version of woosh I'm talking to never really existed anyway. But I don't really remember the details anymore, so I got what I got.
by Kappa_WutFace
Wed Dec 16, 2015 10:05 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

Woosh. It's just not the same. I've had a few beers, Woosh. It's not something I'd normally do on a weeknight, but 'tis the season. It's still not all that responsible, but what's done is done and who am I to turn down a half dozen beers when offered? Nobody, Woosh. That would be rude. Anyways, the ...
by Kappa_WutFace
Tue Dec 15, 2015 9:31 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: The NEW What Song Are You Listening to Thread?
Replies: 3153
Views: 849277

Re: The NEW What Song Are You Listening to Thread?

Triumph wrote:Elenor - Me First And The Gimme Gimmes

https://youtu.be/d-c4S7Jholc

Ha. Every time I hear this song I think it's the greatest song ever and then I immediately forget it exists. The Turtles, though.

This version has a certain charm, etc.
by Kappa_WutFace
Sun Sep 13, 2015 4:33 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

It was dumbfuckery, Woosh. The nerve.
by Kappa_WutFace
Sun Sep 13, 2015 4:29 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

Woosh. I left for you here a little bit of my heart and soul. I know it wasn't always pretty, but I'm a dark and complicated man. Anyways Woosh, I left a bit of my heart and soul here and people are throwing it in my face! I have faced accusations of being a crybaby. That's not all, Woosh. No! I sta...
by Kappa_WutFace
Sat Sep 12, 2015 7:51 am
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

Woosh, I'm starting to feel that I don't think I was prepared to be this unremembered. I'm getting the impression that might have just been some tough talk.

Anyways, I hope you're not dead like everybody else is.
by Kappa_WutFace
Tue Sep 08, 2015 4:12 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

I don't fucking look like a fucking farter, Woosh.
by Kappa_WutFace
Mon Sep 07, 2015 12:27 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

Okay, Woosh. I've mostly forgiven you again. You're racking up a bit of a debt to be paid the first time we meet in person. I suggest you stop trying so hard to offend me. As of today I owe you a punch in the face and a mean, too-on-the-nose yo' momma. Why do you make me do these things to you, Woosh?
by Kappa_WutFace
Sat Sep 05, 2015 6:27 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

To be fair, I don't think he ever was going for funny. I used to try really, really hard to be funny. And like 10 people ever thought I was :lol:.
by Kappa_WutFace
Sat Sep 05, 2015 4:23 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

You take that back right now.
by Kappa_WutFace
Fri Sep 04, 2015 4:12 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

Woosh. I just realized that you accuse me of being so devoid of grace that I would leave this place, revered and hallowed, without so much as goodbye. How dare you? I stand aggrieved. I want you ravaged by a 19" 2 pound penis. I said a goodbye. I went to chat on the evening of banishment to bid...
by Kappa_WutFace
Wed Sep 02, 2015 6:41 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

I have forgiven you 97%, Woosh, but if we ever meet I will have to punch you in the face in order to finish the forgiving. That's just the way it is.

Anyways. If I was here you would have known.
by Kappa_WutFace
Tue Sep 01, 2015 6:23 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

Woosh. I am reading your post history in search of this famous meltdown you supposedly had. I have noticed several uses of "dad-rock", a phrase I most vehemently do not condone. Did you have no role-models at all for the last however many years it's been since I was banned? It's only now t...
by Kappa_WutFace
Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:36 pm
Forum: Musicians Wanted Board
Topic: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.
Replies: 31
Views: 41891

Re: Putting out an APB for the Knuckman.

There are many things wrong with this thread and so I hate it.

1. There is only one of them.
2. Only 2 people posted in it!
3. It was posted like a long time ago.

That shit is fucked up.

Wooshley, I don't have anything to follow that up. I just wanted to call you Wooshley.