That bass player makes me feel funny like when I used to climb the rope at gym class.

Fascinates me how people can just get hooked on a story from so long ago, and still talk about it. I guess some just enjoy a nice Tin Foil Hat theory. Oswald was alone, The shot he made has been replicated. Just not sure what else people want?? Perhaps some validation that our government keeps secr...

Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
Texas is the reason that the president's dead
You gotta suck suck Jackie suck

I think this is fine actually. Satch is a GREAT choice. He is a fucking wizard and will replicate Edward at least 85%.

Zakk didn’t know how to do the intro harmonics without his guitar going out of tune so it was always a sample. In Zakk's defense if you bend a note sharp behind the nut on a Les Paul the string will almost always be flat when you release it. This would be a hard lick to pull off live in the beginni...

Speaking of Randy's fingers, according to the autopsy report one of his hands was severed in the plane crash.

Kerry67 wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2023 6:28 am LETS GO BRANDON !!!! You dementia ridden child sniffer....

That's the stuff.

I jerked off in jail. The only thing impressive about it is I was only in for 20 hours.

I'm more fascinated with her legs than anything.

Dyslexicheart wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2023 10:55 pm I think Angus and Stevie should form a completely new band and put out a fresh album.

Stevie Young or Stevie the CEO?

BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Wed Sep 27, 2023 4:17 pm

sirthx2 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 27, 2023 8:33 am Bonus was getting to chat with the great Pat Smear. #legend

Did you use the Mexican’s guitar?

jesus christ dude

Gus took Steve's special lady to Brown Town back in 1988 and even though it's been 35 years Steve can't let it go.

Old_Man_Dokken wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2023 9:16 pm I need to see a breakdown of how much they were consuming when they were making albums. For their hit songs did they consume more or less than average?

George boofed a gram for the Mr. Scary overdubs alone.

murder boner

It made me so happy.

Because Back In Black (title track) has the greatest riff of all fucking time on it. Malcolm Young managed to write a riff even better than Zeppelin wrote, which is impossible.



I'm not even bullshitting. Greatest riff of all fucking time.

Wild Obsession wrote: ↑Mon Sep 18, 2023 8:43 am Jumpin' Jack Flash

Bingo

Jingles you owe it to your fans to put down the glass dick for a few days and make an appearance.

Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Mon Sep 04, 2023 11:57 pm I'll bet a cookie that he plays the heavier gauges, something like 15-59.

Naw I'm guessing 10s at the heaviest. He's got a nice light touch like his pop did. He may be an overweight bitch baby but he's got great chops.

LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Tue Sep 05, 2023 10:33 am

I will always love Courtney Love what she did for everyone
27 was long enough

DangerZone wrote: ↑Wed Sep 06, 2023 7:12 pm laughter?

Beat me to it. You fucker.

Zakk Wylde: Weird fucking dude calling everyone Saint this and Saint that. Tries to be funny constantly and fails miserably. Used to spit on his audience when he was drunk because he is such a berzerker badass and not some phony pretend biker in a costume vest. Phil "The Kid" Anselmo: Just...

Zakk Wylde and Dimebag are (were) no MENSA candidates.

Christina Applegate is looking rough after the MS diagnosis and the weight gain but I'd still eat her butthole just out of loyalty.

A whole bunch of people in their 30s and 40s dying from "unknown causes".

The Claypool Lennon Delirium The Cricket and the Genie