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by eddie lee roth
Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:23 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: It's just like Mary and Joseph! Roy Moore.
Replies: 82
Views: 1035

Re: It's just like Mary and Joseph! Roy Moore.

I never had a problem with Bill Clinton lying about having sex with Monica Lewinsky. That’s some personal shit that he didn’t want his wife finding out about. All that bullshit this country had to go through with the Republicans impeaching him and it was all over a damn blowjob. Trump and all his bu...
by eddie lee roth
Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:03 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: My Thanksgiving thus far...
Replies: 10
Views: 79

Re: My Thanksgiving thus far...

I rate all the grocery stores around me by the steak quality and the variety of the deli food section. Go to the best one by you and start over again. Or you can go out but you know there’s going to be long lines. Oh I hope you have pictures so you can show them and demand your money back. If they h...
by eddie lee roth
Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:41 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: My wife just bought a Great Dane
Replies: 22
Views: 230

Re: My wife just bought a Great Dane

Turner Coates wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote: I have two black shorthairs named Daisy and Lola take your pick.


How do you spell that? L-O-L-A Lola?

I “sing” that song to her while I’m giving her a tummy rub and it knocks her out every time.
by eddie lee roth
Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:33 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: My wife just bought a Great Dane
Replies: 22
Views: 230

Re: My wife just bought a Great Dane

Usually not a huge dog person myself, but I play in a band that was named after our singer's Great Dane. Unfortunately he had to be put down last month. He was cool. I hope his next one won't have a shitty name. Sparky don't play death metal. https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/34343747/band.jpg Kick as...
by eddie lee roth
Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:26 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: HMZ666
Replies: 17
Views: 122

Re: HMZ666

Turner Coates wrote:
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:
Turner Coates wrote:
15 years is a long time for a meal. Do you take any bathroom breaks?

yes of course.


Alrighty then.

Do you wash your hands afterwards or are just a filthy fuck who doesn’t give a fuck and go right back to the buffet.
by eddie lee roth
Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:11 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Has Iron Maiden ever written a song about Thanksgiving?
Replies: 20
Views: 238

Re: Has Iron Maiden ever written a song about Thanksgiving?

Yes. Check the b side of the Japanese only released single of Run To The Hills it’s titled My Moccasins Are Falling Apart From All This Running Lets Try Something Different. We also would have accepted Basted Years. Nice! A lot of people don't know this, but "Where Eagles Dare" was origin...
by eddie lee roth
Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:02 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: co-worker stealing food
Replies: 26
Views: 397

Re: co-worker stealing food

I used to work the Graveyard shift. I'd buy some TV dinners and leave them in the freezer to eat in the middle of the night. I couldn't leave the job to get food, nor was there any kind of vending machine. I was on my own for 8 hours. It happened twice that a dinner was stolen. I ignored it the fir...
by eddie lee roth
Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:07 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump
Replies: 6538
Views: 170637

Re: Dump

He’s on break so it’s more of a review of Trump’s first year not just this past week. I'm a huge fan of that show because well, duh, we see quite eye to eye on Donnie. But I get kind of appalled at the amount of time he takes off. During that last one he said "We'll be back in February..."...
by eddie lee roth
Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:58 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: KISS Asylum tour financial statement
Replies: 62
Views: 1679

Re: KISS Asylum tour financial statement

reconstructing this... - Glickman/Marks had every incentive to show Paul/Gene information that was framed in the most positive possible light. - Gene and Paul "we want to see the profit on this tour" - Glickman: "Work up an income statement but only show variable costs directly tied ...
by eddie lee roth
Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:35 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Tom Petty death mystery/toxicology report
Replies: 1
Views: 321

Tom Petty death mystery/toxicology report

I know his passing is listed as cardiac arrest but what’s taking so long on the toxicology report? Inquiring minds want to know.
by eddie lee roth
Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:26 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Has Iron Maiden ever written a song about Thanksgiving?
Replies: 20
Views: 238

Re: Has Iron Maiden ever written a song about Thanksgiving?

Yes. Check the b side of the Japanese only released single of Run To The Hills it’s titled My Moccasins Are Falling Apart From All This Running Lets Try Something Different. We also would have accepted Basted Years. Not bad not bad at all I like the way you think. Bonus points for choosing the more...
by eddie lee roth
Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:02 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dramatic video of North Korean defector
Replies: 4
Views: 56

Dramatic video of North Korean defector

Curious about how good life might be in North Korea? Check this out.

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/93328674 ... gr%5Etweet
by eddie lee roth
Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:53 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Cassidy & Manson both dead
Replies: 21
Views: 471

Re: Cassidy & Manson both dead

Wouldn’t David Cassidy’s death make for a good Geico commercial?

Need a new liver and David Cassidy is a perfect match...
by eddie lee roth
Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:49 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump
Replies: 6538
Views: 170637

Re: Dump

If you guys want to get a good laugh out of this first year watch season 4 episode 30 of Last Week Tonight With John Oliver. He’s on break so it’s more of a review of Trump’s first year not just this past week. The part where they just had a automated voice read a speech he actually made is mind num...
by eddie lee roth
Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:38 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Cassidy & Manson both dead
Replies: 21
Views: 471

Re: Cassidy & Manson both dead

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:How did Gazpacho guess BOTH of these before they happened? Spooky.

Would you guys please do me a favor and don’t update the Gazpacho to star in bio-pic movie thread.

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by eddie lee roth
Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:29 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump
Replies: 6538
Views: 170637

Re: Dump

The USN had a C-2 crash into the Pacific Ocean near Okinawa 8 rescued 3 still missing. Meanwhile President Dumb-Dumb continues to use Twitter to attack a fellow master troll LaVar Ball over his dumb kid and tweet his support for Sheriff Woody/Roy Moore. :roll:
by eddie lee roth
Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:18 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Has Iron Maiden ever written a song about Thanksgiving?
Replies: 20
Views: 238

Re: Has Iron Maiden ever written a song about Thanksgiving?

Yes. Check the b side of the Japanese only released single of Run To The Hills it’s titled My Moccasins Are Falling Apart From All This Running Lets Try Something Different.
by eddie lee roth
Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:10 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Steely Dan: Fagen suing Becker estate - didn't take long for gloves to come off
Replies: 13
Views: 439

Re: Steely Dan: Fagen suing Becker estate - didn't take long for gloves to come off

I agree with Gazpacho. Fuck her for forcing him to have to go that route.
by eddie lee roth
Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:00 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: My wife just bought a Great Dane
Replies: 22
Views: 230

Re: My wife just bought a Great Dane

That’s a very nice story. I hate to hear about dogs of any breed being abused. From what I’ve seen personally they are so grateful to find a loving home. And I hope to not sound like a dick when I ask if from now on would you please space a post that long out a little bit.
by eddie lee roth
Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:26 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: co-worker stealing food
Replies: 26
Views: 397

Re: co-worker stealing food

I’ve always thought that stealing a co-workers food from the break room was a deserved ass kicking if caught. Back in my high school days I worked at several different grocery stores and they all had the deli you passed by to go on break. I would always everyday steal a sandwich and I consider that ...
by eddie lee roth
Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:28 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 13646
Views: 384685

Re: The NFL Thread

If I was the owner of the Buffalo Bills I would have left my coach at the airport.

That motherfucker is so stubborn he’s talking about doing it again this week and to insist that this is for the best.

How in the hell do they not fire that S.O.B.
by eddie lee roth
Tue Nov 21, 2017 12:19 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: What would your plans be on a typical Saturday night in 1990?
Replies: 51
Views: 693

Re: What would your plans be on a typical Saturday night in 1990?

I was already 3 years married. Probably dinner, a movie, home for some nookie and then late night dope smoking/TV watching/guitar practicing session after wifey fell asleep... Hot damn you the man. Pull that GreatWhiteSnake out and knock the old lady till she’s in a blissful sleep. Then you get to ...
by eddie lee roth
Tue Nov 21, 2017 11:58 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 13646
Views: 384685

Re: The NFL Thread

Well all you Redskins and Cowboys fans can and least take comfort in the fact that your team isn’t the Giants.

You got to always look on the bright side of life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M
by eddie lee roth
Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:30 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: British man hides in woods for 10yrs. to escape nagging wife
Replies: 2
Views: 92

British man hides in woods for 10yrs. to escape nagging wife

I’d love to see the wife interviewed. :lol: A British man ran away from his home and lived in the woods for 10 years — all because his wife nagged him too much. Malcolm Applegate, 62, of Birmingham, opened up about his new life — and his old one — in a blog entry posted on the Emmaus Greenwich websi...
by eddie lee roth
Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:15 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Charlie Rose suspended: Sex Harrasment
Replies: 1
Views: 49

Re: Charlie Rose suspended: Sex Harrasment

Pretty soon we’ll have nobody to govern us, inform us on current events, and be entertained by. If you watch Last Week Tonight With John Oliver he’s had several clips in the past about the CBS morning show and some of the somewhat risqué language hint hint that’s been on there in the past. Only bad ...
by eddie lee roth
Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:33 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Actor in negotiations for Nikki Sixx role in Netflix's "The Dirt"
Replies: 14
Views: 756

Re: Actor in negotiations for Nikki Sixx role in Netflix's "The Dirt"

This should go over well in the current climate. The timing couldn't be worse for this kind of content. I'm surprised Netflix is even going forward with it. Still no release or shooting date listed so this just might be the agent trying to get publicity. on Nov 17, 2017 9:19 pm Saw the script. Have...
by eddie lee roth
Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:51 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump
Replies: 6538
Views: 170637

Re: Dump

My sources are telling me that he asked China’s President how he got Mexico to pay for their wall.
by eddie lee roth
Sun Nov 19, 2017 3:25 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 13646
Views: 384685

Re: The NFL Thread

Well that just about buttons it up for Washington's playoff implications… Will turn around and win just enough to have a middle mediocre draft pick :x Wonder how much Cousins will get it’ll be a lot. Washington is all fucked up. And despite of people repeating nothing more than a made up term that ...
by eddie lee roth
Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:59 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The New (Spam Free) Never Ending Wrestling Thread
Replies: 10436
Views: 388552

Re: The New (Spam Free) Never Ending Wrestling Thread

How many of you just can’t wait to watch the 5 on 5 Smackdown vs Raw Women’s match tonight???? http://bennesvig.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sad-george-michael.gif Yeah that’s what I thought too. :lol: Still some intriguing matchups though. I think I’m going to have to DVR The Walking Dead and wat...
by eddie lee roth
Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:50 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 13646
Views: 384685

Re: The NFL Thread

THE CHIEFS ARE NOT WHO I THOUGHT THEY WERE!!!!! Really!? One of the worst teams in the NFL, and you can't destroy them?! Pathetic. Take all that "Andy Reid always wins after the bye week" shit and shove it up your ass. FU Andy and Chiefs! :evil: I hear ya on that. WTF happened they looked...

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