FearsOfGun wrote:Ha! I already posted in that thread, so there!

Me too.

Ah, somewhere I can vent my bra frustration... Earlier today in fact, I was searching the internet for some decent bras. Why the fuck would these 'designers' think that women with big breasts need padding in a bra? If you're making big sizes, don't fucking pad them as well, dickheads! Also, do they ...

I'd rather shag a colostomy bag.

Cookie's funny as fuck as well.

Have you got a hairy back, Mr Lemonade?

I'm easy.

I've had two guys who claimed "I can't cum by blow job". I proved them both wrong repeatedly. I guess some chicks just suck at sucking dick. Either that, or I'm just sucking awesome. I've been told it's the latter.

SanityClause wrote:

Metal_Mistress wrote:

TawnyVonJagger wrote:There's only been one man to make me do that.

Me too.

I have it on my computer.

Rubbish. I was nowhere near your computer when it happened.

There's only been one man to make me do that. Me too. "Grim Prairie Tales." http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099704/ Thanks, but the shit isn't on Netflix. :evil: Yeah, thanks, but I couldn't find it anywhere, except VHS on ebay for way more than I'm willing to part with right now.

I get the feeling that some of the NINgals suffer from SQUIRT INVERSION - while it is most unfortunate for their lovers, at least it provides the ladies with a viable explanation for their muffin tops. http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/80844-13/Vacuum_vag.gif What awful movie is that from? I have to see...

Any chance for a Lounge Fun Gush akin to an astonishing arc of acrid aqua emanating from your paraurethral ducts will no doubt be summarily squelched by a member of the prowling Wet Blanket patrol. http://api.ning.com/files/xDdpjyDJJutqxQGaDHye9c2vor-MrGcaddAZqWXphufCK-4uNEoV4p1LHRfF5dMoAlToR6Yy67K...

I knew I should have put this in the lounge.

FearsOfGun wrote:Do I squirt? Shit, I can water my plants!

Seriously, I fucking love Betty Dodson. She's one awesome lady. I'd like to have tea with her and discuss something like strap-on sex.

I know, she's fucking awesome, I love both of them.

Have you always squirted? Do you always squirt/ejaculate? Was it something you learned or does it come naturally without even trying? Do you like squirting or would you rather you didn't? Guys, your opinion on squirters, like or dislike? For those that have always wanted to squirt, forget all those ...

Rainbow Bright wrote:While I'm not, meaty, I do gots me some meat Riki <3

Haha


What do I get out of 5 then? My fat arse is in my avatar, not that you haven't seen the rest of me.

Kristi Vanian wrote:

Redman77 wrote:She was talking about you, Liberace.

He didn't seem gay last night...

You were watching us then?

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:

Rainbow Bright wrote:I would ride the Rikstik.

Thanks!

It's ok, RIki, he won't stick it in you, ain't that right Rbo?

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:

Inessence wrote:What is the phrase that pays again? Oh yes, PICS OR GTFO!

You first. I gotta make sure you qualify.

Oh come on Riki, we all know having tits and a pulse automatically qualifies anybody for a rikstik shot. You dirty whore.

Yup.

Feel free to add your input, assuming its not me, of course. Sebastian Lee Danzig Utah Ratt Exit Flagger That Deathcurse and Crouching Stoner are overbearing assholes goes without saying, though. THey are in a class by themselves. Deathcurse, expecially. That creaton is barely human. Anyway, feel f...

Ewwww...

I'd wear them if they were black PVC, but only to play in.

So my girlfriends friend asked my gf if she wanted a lesbian experience, my gf said no and there's no chance of me' getting a threesome. The friend always talks to me' about porn both in person and online chat, I'm getting the very real feeling that she wants my man meat inside her, she is hot but ...

Bloody hell Hammy! You're a lucky bastard. That was awesome. I love the illustration too!

Well done Hammy and UL, awesome stuff!

Haha, she's having paranoid delusions.

Talking of which, that DelusionalMiller deserves her own Hatas thread, she's fucking fucked up too.

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chickenona wrote:Bumped to stay on top of Reznor and to remind Metal Mistress that there's supposed to be a Part 2.

Haha, I'm working on it!

Thanks guys

More, er, coming. *Ahem*