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by Darth Blotzer
Mon Apr 27, 2020 1:49 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: TUFF DIARIES #1 thru #21 of 25 ... This STICKY will be the home of future entries, enjoy. $tEvil
Replies: 269
Views: 316036

Re: TUFF DIARIES #1 thru #14 of 25 ... This STICKY will be the home of future entries, enjoy. $tEvil

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:45 pm
Darth Blotzer wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:01 pm Terrible band, bald asshole, good read. Thanks, CEO.
""""""good read. Thanks, CEO."""""

I love when you slosh my balls around in your mouth.

$tEvil
You love homosexual sex?
by Darth Blotzer
Mon Apr 27, 2020 1:45 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12926
Views: 3834860

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

This thread is Glamtanamo Bay.
by Darth Blotzer
Sat Apr 25, 2020 7:59 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: The Hungwell Heritage PWN3GE Institute!
Replies: 286
Views: 356403

Re: The Hungwell Heritage PWN3GE Institute!

Mojo wrote: Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:20 pm You are such a fucking treasure to this place.
Thank you.
by Darth Blotzer
Thu Feb 20, 2020 9:08 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!
Replies: 15462
Views: 6558834

Re: The 15th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

Turner Coates wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:06 pm Image
:lol:

suckit's door business will never take off.
by Darth Blotzer
Tue Feb 18, 2020 4:37 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Funniest posts (rollin' thread)
Replies: 64
Views: 14635

Re: Funniest posts (rollin' thread)

Those who are superior to yourself require a decent investment of time and analysis on your behalf. It's hard for someone like suckshit to negotiate with a triple-digit IQ when they are fighting back with finger paintings.

It's the thought that counts. So I'm still on top.
by Darth Blotzer
Mon Feb 17, 2020 11:13 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Funniest posts (rollin' thread)
Replies: 64
Views: 14635

Re: Funniest posts (rollin' thread)

My signature. Edited slightly to fit the box, but you get the gist. Darth Douchetard came at the CEO, then tried to backpedal and $tevil told him to GFH. No one who doesn't belong on the autism spectrum found Stevie's reply funny. You're just fucking DESPERATE to see me disparaged because I've hand...
by Darth Blotzer
Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:53 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: FYI: Suckit aka Suckshit = Pollylodges aka POLLYCLIT
Replies: 7
Views: 32680

Re: FYI: Suckit aka Suckshit = Pollylodges aka POLLYCLIT

suckit, What was the cause of this animosity towards other posters? suckshit ain't going so well. No functional human could possibly endure risingsuck. His personal life is a mess of loneliness and poor choices. Latching on to Blizzard of Shit posts with equally awful puns eases the pain, I guess. ...
by Darth Blotzer
Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:05 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Huge 4-year Olympic doping ban for Russia!
Replies: 2
Views: 6522

Re: Huge 4-year Olympic doping ban for Russia!

Time for the Chinese to swoop in with their harder-to-detect roids!

The Chinese swimmer pictured below is female. The lord works in mysterious ways:

Image
by Darth Blotzer
Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:36 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12926
Views: 3834860

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

The Irishman - 6/10 - It's OK, but I doubt I'll ever watch it again. Doesn't hold a candle to Goodfellas or Casino. Once Upon A Time...In Hollywood - 7/10 - DiCaprio and Pitt carry a heavy load acting-wise. The casting of the Manson girls is awful, and what a waste of Damon Herriman. The Tate stuff ...
by Darth Blotzer
Sun Dec 08, 2019 11:51 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!
Replies: 15462
Views: 6558834

Re: The 15th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

Turner Coates wrote: Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:00 am Image
Leo DiCaprio as the cowboy!
by Darth Blotzer
Fri Nov 29, 2019 11:32 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12926
Views: 3834860

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

"The Irishman" - 9/10 I think we have a new classic. De Niro, Pesci, Pacino, Keitel, etc. Scorsese has made an epic movie that stands alongside his other forays into the gangster lifestyle ("Goodfellas," "Casino"). As always, it's violent, reflective and at times hilar...
by Darth Blotzer
Fri Nov 29, 2019 11:28 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12926
Views: 3834860

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

I'm about halfway through The Irishman. After a strong start, I'm struggling with this now. Al Pacino's acting is fucking this thing up.
by Darth Blotzer
Fri Oct 04, 2019 10:11 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16834
Views: 4712193

Re: Dump Shithole

Surely there's enough room for a pocket dictionary in Donald's diaper.
by Darth Blotzer
Tue Oct 01, 2019 4:35 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: BLUE-EMU - Wow
Replies: 15
Views: 30929

Re: BLUE-EMU - Wow

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by Darth Blotzer
Sun Sep 08, 2019 6:55 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!
Replies: 15462
Views: 6558834

Re: The 15th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

cowpins wrote: Thu Sep 05, 2019 4:55 am A woman took her car in to a mechanic because she couldn't get the driver's seat to move forwards or backwards. "And that will will $65, mam". :lol:

Image
:lol:

Quit doxxing poor glammer.
by Darth Blotzer
Thu Aug 29, 2019 4:38 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: TUFF DIARIES #1 thru #21 of 25 ... This STICKY will be the home of future entries, enjoy. $tEvil
Replies: 269
Views: 316036

Re: TUFF DIARIES #1 thru #13 of 25 ... This STICKY will be the home of future entries, enjoy. $tEvil

I'm glad these semantics are being worked out. How many Midwesterners can point to Europe on a world map?
by Darth Blotzer
Thu Jul 25, 2019 4:49 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: FYI: Suckit aka Suckshit = Pollylodges aka POLLYCLIT
Replies: 7
Views: 32680

Re: FYI: Suckit aka Suckshit = Pollylodges aka POLLYCLIT

suckit's as thick as two short planks. Is it possible for those afflicted with down syndrome to also sit on the autism spectrum? Modern scientists need to shove suckit into a duffle bag and find out.
by Darth Blotzer
Fri Jul 05, 2019 5:45 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: if you could have one nite of insane sex who would it be...
Replies: 182
Views: 173696

Re: if you could have one nite of insane sex who would it be...

Haggard women are still offering their dusty tuna caves to L.A. Guns in 2019. This is brilliant.