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by VP Guitars
Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:52 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Funniest posts (rollin' thread)
Replies: 64
Views: 16350

Re: Funniest posts (rollin' thread)

The Buttnoid weighs in on possible toilet paper shortage: God only knows how the human race survived all the years before TP. In Ancient Rome, they would first scrape off fecal matter with an anal cleansing stick. Then they would wipe their anus with a sponge from a bucket of vinegar. I advise you t...
by VP Guitars
Tue Mar 03, 2020 7:27 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Funniest posts (rollin' thread)
Replies: 64
Views: 16350

Re: Funniest posts (rollin' thread)

Demonfilth gave cash to the CEO and is now pinching pennies because of it. So what does he do? He goes to have lunch at a 7-11. The Buttnoid had this to say about it: Not even a billy goat would have the balls to eat fish from a gas station. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by VP Guitars
Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:13 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Funniest posts (rollin' thread)
Replies: 64
Views: 16350

Re: Funniest posts (rollin' thread)

Darkmist never heard Freebird before:
Darkmist wrote: Fri Dec 27, 2019 11:11 am Recently I have been watching alot of "react to" this or that band and I realised this is the first time I have ever heard Free bird (I am a finn living in sweden) and its a pretty good song.
:lol:
by VP Guitars
Mon Feb 17, 2020 10:23 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Funniest posts (rollin' thread)
Replies: 64
Views: 16350

Re: Funniest posts (rollin' thread)

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Adam Driver and his bullshit:

exitflagger wrote: Mon Feb 10, 2020 7:35 pm 2. Do you bitches really think this guy is a piece of ass? He looks like a caricature of every fry cook alive.
by VP Guitars
Tue Feb 04, 2020 11:32 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16881
Views: 4874453

Re: Dump Shithole

Over and above everything else, the thing that does my head in the most is that it’s all fake. It’s pandering. He doesn’t really care about immigrants. He doesn’t really care about the flag. He doesn’t really care about God. He doesn’t really care about gun rights. He doesn’t really care about abor...
by VP Guitars
Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:06 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit
Replies: 3221
Views: 1217251

Re: Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit

gtrjay wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:28 pm This post is approaching 4 years.

Feb 2016 :lol:

you idiot!!!

you sit there laughing but u forget that we lost the text message screenshots! Get ur ass to work and fucking find them!

There is a crisis here and youre laughin!

FUCK YOU GTRJAY!!!
by VP Guitars
Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:49 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Kobe Bryant is dead
Replies: 3
Views: 8895

Re: Kobe Bryant is dead

Shocking. Hated him but watched every game he was on.
by VP Guitars
Sun Jan 19, 2020 12:39 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12926
Views: 3938210

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

Star Wars Rise o' Skywalker

9 of 10. Better than Last Jedi
by VP Guitars
Mon Jan 13, 2020 9:14 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Remember Tito Santana bragging about being in good physical condition??
Replies: 5
Views: 11278

Remember Tito Santana bragging about being in good physical condition??

http://www.notinhalloffame.com/media/k2/items/cache/68b62085e41e8f225811766f8d5eb2bb_XL.jpg Remember when Tito Santana used to brag about being in "good physical condition"?? As huge and ripped as all the wrestlers are today, it would sound stupid if any of 'em bragged about being in &quo...
by VP Guitars
Fri Jan 03, 2020 11:21 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Funniest posts (rollin' thread)
Replies: 64
Views: 16350

Re: Funniest posts (rollin' thread)

Hungwell wrote: Sat Dec 21, 2019 6:11 am

The Empire was completely unprepared for such an attack, thus its effectiveness.


Wait’ll the Rebel’s find out wut you can get done with water balloons.


McGyver could neuter a Death Star in under 30 minutes with some gorilla glue and a disposable razor.
by VP Guitars
Fri Jan 03, 2020 11:16 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Funniest posts (rollin' thread)
Replies: 64
Views: 16350

Funniest posts (rollin' thread)

Here's where u can store a hilarious post that u discovered on this board. We dont want to lose it, and we want to keep it for prosperity. I envision this thread being full of Buttnoid posts. Wait a minute. I already found one: send flowers and a card. when she gets back to work have a welcome back ...
by VP Guitars
Fri Dec 13, 2019 7:18 pm
Forum: War Board
Topic: Osama bin Laden destroyed America like he said he would
Replies: 12
Views: 22874

Re: Osama bin Laden destroyed America like he said he would

Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:16 am
VP Guitars wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2019 10:30 pm I was right. Mojo was wrong.

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=359721

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/4736 ... war-report
Awesome job with that link, hoss.
fixed
by VP Guitars
Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:26 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12926
Views: 3938210

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

TenBenny wrote: Sat Dec 07, 2019 1:00 am "Makes you realize how much the system is set up to protect the wealthy in this country.
Just realized that huh
by VP Guitars
Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:25 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12926
Views: 3938210

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

The parasite.

9/10
by VP Guitars
Sun Nov 03, 2019 10:07 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12926
Views: 3938210

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

Motherless Brooklyn - 9/10

Good movie. But requires 2 or 3 viewings to really keep track of everythin'.

Scorecard to keep track of the characters and shit.
by VP Guitars
Sun Nov 03, 2019 10:06 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12926
Views: 3938210

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

theglammerthebetter wrote: Sun Nov 03, 2019 11:12 am On the Basis of Sex (2018) Felicity Jones Arnie Hammer Kathy Bates. As if the documentary wasnt enough now there's a movie trying to make RPG a saint, it was by the numbers affair 6/10


Here on Sludge we call it "On the Basis of Fucking"
by VP Guitars
Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:47 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit
Replies: 3221
Views: 1217251

Re: Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit

Carlos? Got a spare money order you can forward to Blobs? :lol: Attorneys’ fees in the amount of $70,789.50 are awarded in favor of appellees/cross-appellants Juan Carlos Croucier and Croucier Productions, Inc. and against appellant/cross-appellee WBS, Inc. This order amends the court’s mandate. :l...
by VP Guitars
Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:45 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit
Replies: 3221
Views: 1217251

Re: Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit

Tack on another almost 6 bills against Blobster from the appeals court... :lol: MANDATE ISSUED.(RMG, JHN and ALM) Costs taxed against Appellant WBS, Inc. in 17-55973 and Appellee WBS, Inc. in 17-56009 in the amount of $572.20. [11252606] [17-55973, 17-56009] (QDL) [Entered: 04/04/2019 09:10 AM] :lo...