That ad cracks me up every time I stumble upon it. Its epic to say the least.

I want the husband to get the lip pierced! Myself, I have a few ideas of areas that could use some adornment! :shock: I bet I know those ideas you speak of. That is ALL YOU. I won't be going into my nether region with a needle or adornment. HA! That reminds me of a story...when I was on the AA bus ...

been postd previously.....sorry

Dont know if this has been posted yet but....pretty disgusting... I havent watched the video because I heard the audio already and its very disturbing... here is the article http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/11/03/texas-judge-caught-on-video-beating-daughter-needs-help/ and the video http://www.youtube...

Violetbleu, omg youre posting some good ones!!

I need to laugh! Thanks!

rattfan wrote:1. Stephen Pearcy
2. Vinnie Vincent, of kiss
3. David Spade
4. Bret Michaels
5. Billy Idol

You MUST be drunk. What the fuck is wrong with you?

KillDevilHill wrote:

Doomstone wrote:Ass worship and large women with back fat wearing tight bra's. I got a thing for fat chicks!

Well cookie's your girl then!

MitziDupree wrote:Tom Cruise? Tom "Top Gun" Cruise?


I don't believe it.

He's married with a child. He couldn't possibly be gay.

Excuuuuuse me....Britain instead of England. Jesus....fucking touchy people...

I was 17. He was 18. From Wales England too. Pretty fucking hot I must say.. It was awful. I expected it would be since I heard your first time was never good. It hurt bad cus he was big and I bled. ALOT. I think he ripped me a little....not just from the hymen Anyways we dated for 2 yrs after that...

I was 17. He was 18. From Wales England too. Pretty fucking hot I must say.. It was awful. I expected it would be since I heard your first time was never good. It hurt bad cus he was big and I bled. ALOT. I think he ripped me a little....not just from the hymen Anyways we dated for 2 yrs after that ...

Leo Dicaprio is bi..or so Ive heard.

...rumors swirl about Travolta and Cruise...

Hairy backs are a HUGE turn off. Yuck....Id much rather have all that hair on his chest.....Like Robbin Crosby had.........fuuuck, that shit was sexy as hell.

ZERO?

what the hell for? lol

youve already seen my pic I think.....here is one from my wedding day back in March.
Not a super happy looking me,,,I was talking to my hubby and the sun was right behind him, hence the look of disgust on my face..I was squinting even with shades on...he was actually telling me a joke....

Grendel wrote:

That is fucking nasty as hell...what in the fuck?

Not in any order

1. Sean McNabb ( Great White bassist. Dont know if he still is or not)
2. Gerard Butler
3. Triple H
4. Johnny Depp ( in his Jack Sparrow outfit! Yeeehaww)
5. Adrian Vandenberg (back in the day)

Nikki is a lying, fat, used up, drug using, greedy, selfish, STD infested, self centered, asshole.

Id use more words but I dont want to take up the whole thread...

Ive spent a few weeks looking through this thread. Best shit EVER!!!

TawnyVonJagger wrote:Douches that weren't listed that should be...

Winter
Absolutely Fabulous
Dance4U
Peaches
HBB and her nymphs

WTF???

Mitzi Dupree wrote:

Winter wrote:Now I know why I come here!

To be made a fool of?

To be entertained by ditzy skank's like you

I would never spit the shit out now...that was when I was YOUNGER!! C'mon man! What exactly did you think was going to happen when you put his dick in your mouth? Do you think his butt was going to shoot out gold coins? LOL. I said I asked the guy to let me know WHEN he was going to cum and he didn...

Mitzi Dupree wrote:P.S.

I give way better blow jobs than Winter.

Nope, I give the best ones..

When I was first introduced to the whole blowjob scenario many years ago, I told the guy to tell me when he was going to and he didn't. I was pissed and spit the shit in his face. I have a feeling this chick doesn't give the best blowjobs. :lol: I would never spit the shit out now...that was when I...

And you bite cocks. That makes you retarded too. I'll bet I'm more retarded than you are, though. I challenge you to a retard-off. I promise not to say NASCAR. You refuse a blowjob-off, but you're game for a retard off? Are you begging for validation of your retardedness through a contest??? Again....