Those guys are retards. They brought their fuckin toys!

https://youtu.be/UxD4MqBLGd0


He’s clearly talking about Tommy Lee and Lzzy Hale.

Obvious choice, but Bobby Blotzer has to be near the top of this list. The guy’s a potato brain. I’ve never seen anyone with such a knack for saying exactly the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time exactly every time.

“prized position”

Sure, Kid Rock’s the insane one…

Stop celebrating severe mental illness, and start treating it.

Madonna. Yeah, I’m that old. I remember that Like a Virgin video would have my kid pecker standing at attention.

Now?

My go-to pick is always Corey Feldman. He’s either suffering from severe mental illness which will eventually result in suicide, or crippling cocaine addiction which will result in him DuBrowing himself. Just a matter of when.

My backup pick is David Lee Roth.

My stomach has been in my throat for weeks. I’ve been back and forth about posting this here, but I have to keep telling myself that there are still good people out there. I know a lot of music collectors look out for each other, and other people don’t care. Mostly I’ve just been too embarrassed ab...

This has to be a joke.

And if it’s not, what’s your address? I’ma come take the rest of your stuff, because apparently, you’ll do absolutely nothing to stop me.

Wow, dude were you beat up a lot in school?

That was embarrassing to read.