There will be no vilification of men in this thread - only slack-dumpered broads. Isn't that a fucking surprise. Yeah back in the day-it was pretty awesome. Bad poetry porn, bad S&M porn, and just bad silly porn. *sigh* Did it make me hard=not so much. Did I laugh a lot=YES! Please stop fightin...

So it's okay for somebody who hates the thread to come in and call everyone who posts on it ugly - including people she's sucked up to and called attractive before - but not okay for somebody defending the thread to counter with the same insult? Jolt - we did have a lot of humor and parody posts on ...

Who's cried here?

Hell no - you're a densely muscled fuck machine. We all know that.

An at-a-glance list of people who've put up stuff on this thread includes me, RBO, Hammy, Unknown Legend, amos220, Itjogs, Elise, Iron Duck, BurgundyTrash, MetalMistress, Succubyss, and Ralphie. Who are the butt-fucking ugly ones who make up 3/4ths of that list?

And because every thread needs a soundtrack -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6KBLBpOaJ8

A Jew and a cracker walk into a recording studio...

The guys have like three or four cheesecake picture threads on the Lounge and nobody says shit. Roxana Shirazi has like eight threads on here about her book, which is mostly about...wait for it...HER FUCKING OLD GROSS HAS BEEN GUYS. The girls put up one little erotic fiction thread on the dead board...

Most of the people who've posted on this thread really aren't all that old. It was actually just my stuff that was written by an "old" person, and you guys were raving about my stuff in the first half of the thread.

I'm fucking with you guys. I don't even watch "Dancing With the Stars" and never will, at least until they let Sig Hansen on. I just noticed the pictures of Bristol in that studded black thing she wore I guess the last time she was on and she looked pretty corpulent in that. And yeah, she ...

Oh, hell no, I'm at least as fat as she is. I'm just being an armchair asshole like everybody else. She HAS gotten steadily bigger since she started the dancing show, though.

I'm a lefty and I don't really give a fuck about Palin. It was fun to troll ZVD into saying all that fucked-up shit he said about her when he was still posting here, but anybody who thinks she will ever have a serious shot at the presidency is drunk. Chair of the RNC may be a real possibility though...

women: a man likes u, tries to fuck u, woo u, etc, and u dont really like him and keep turning him away then somehow he ends up seducing u, and all of a sudden u realize he's good in bed, or u think he is hot and sexy, or both has this ever happened to u? ever liked a guy more after u fucked him, w...

Relax. It was supposed to go to somebody else. I quoted the wrong post. It's good to see you have so much going on that you found this thread-worthy, though.

Haha, you've lost it.

So in less than a week I've gone from being "one of the Sludge MILFs" to a "Granny" in your estimation, SMJ? I don't know if I can handle this loss of your esteem.

ADFC-type welfare programs are a drop in the bucket in most countries' budgets. Much more is spent on corporate welfare, at least in the US.

I'M TRYING TO ACKNOWLEDGE HIS EFFORTS AND YOU'RE RUINING IT, TUTANKHAMUN.

Jake, if you fancy sending me the most literate one of that bunch (not that I hold out much hope) I'd appreciate it. I've not long ago read Al Franken's "Lies and the Lying Liars..."; I didn't find it very funny, but I have to admit, the research that went into it was impressive. Did you ...

Bump for GoddamElectric to acknowledge that he was up all night posting about ME on the Lounge last night.

The law is pretty broadly worded - it prohibits "courses of study that focus on one particular ethnic group".

So we all obviously know about the immigration law. What's up with this one, though? Earlier this week Brewer signed off on a law banning "ethnic studies". http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/05/12/arizona.ethnic.studies/index.html Fresh on the heels of a new immigration law that has led to c...

Haha, why did I think he had a blanket on him? Maybe it's because he looks so bulky. Man his ass has gotten big.

I thought the glass thingy was a crack pipe.

That song is monotonous, isn't it? Just the same hook over and over again. Her vocals are okay, but her range is obviously really limited. She looked good in the video. Her face is pretty as long as she sticks to only one expression. And yes, he totally looked a fat fuck there. Notice how they avoid...

I tend to doubt it's faked, but it could very well have been a minor problem that was conflated into something worse than it was for the press.

Yeah - No kids, animals or poop. Other than that - game on. This So necro is in eh? We might have something to talk about xD So you'd only hook up with one of us if we were dead? Or if you were dead? Shit, did I just kill a joke? Maybe I should try to fuck it. Goddam I love this weed. Anyhoo - I on...

Gwen preferring women is an old rumor I've seen in a lot of places. I have no idea if it's true or not.

The Greek system is very indulgent to its citizens and probably would have failed regardless of the EU.

I was thinking more like Zelig, or Waldo. Ug, I think the reason Yahoo focuses on the dog is because they think there's no way to properly explain Greece's economic predicament to the average American in a manner they're able to comprehend. So they focus on a cute animal. It's a good strategy. After...

I did not know until Googling that movie the day I made that post that Anne Perry, the historical crime writer, is actually Juliet Hulme.

Nobody's going to know what this post means either.