Ok, so...not sure if this is more a question or a statement....but I figured that Metal Sludge would be the place for this type of thing. If a married guy in a band gives you his phone number, and tells you he's had his eye on you since last year, would you take this as him pursuing you? Even mores...

Nice to see Old Courtney is still keeping it classy.

No, it really doesn't. But for the record. The only person I know that use to post on sludge was shawn. Only one other person knows me and my screen name and I can't remember a single instant where we were both in a situation you described where i was introduced to someone with my screen name and r...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:

Aquanetsuperhold wrote:FYI- Streaptease- is one word.

Never heard of it.

LOL! Striptease Fixed! Thats what I get typing on the fly.

That's not my definition, that is every real stripper, customer and Webster's definition of a stripper. I worked very hard in a club / bar, and make a boat load of money, but that doens't make me a stripper. Its not your fault your job didn't match the title they gave you on your pay check. Its not...

We were also more into the burlesque/show bar side of stripping (we actually danced) and did not dance topless/nude at all If you didn't take your clothes off, then it wasn't stripping. But thanks for pretending you know the laws everywhere and how things work in every part of the country...that's ...

You blow a roadie and then what? You go backstage and the entire band knows what you had to do to get there, won't touch you because they know you just blew a road dog that probably hasn't bathed since a week before and they were blown three times a day by other stupid, desparate chicks like you in...

Ah...good times. I have't thought of that tool in forever! The other threads were VERY funny! I don't think they are still on here. Mom http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a135/Aquanet2/tat_tramp.jpg His ride http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a135/Aquanet2/2r3jm1t.jpg Sweet view from his bitchin $800...

We were also more into the burlesque/show bar side of stripping (we actually danced) and did not dance topless/nude at all

If you didn't take your clothes off, then it wasn't stripping.

As far as Joe Perry goes, if he can cheat, he must be the invisable man, because his wife never lets him out of her sight. She goes everywhere with him. Besides he has always been one of those guys that gets totally whipped with by every woman he's ever had a real relationship with. The only Rock S...

Kid-Wicked wrote:i was a stripper dj for 6 years.

one thing i learned was that ALL CHICKS ARE FUCKED.

not just strippers.


k.w.
yes, i said that

then yes, you get it.

and I did know when I was a child I would be one...wasn't sure what it was...saw it on some t.v. show and knew. Well that says a lot right there. I'm sure for you it was always raining $100 dollar bills and it was sunshine, puppies and rainbows. It was everything you imagined and more. Best job a g...

Suppose the same could be said fer groupies, too? the same can be said for musicians too. Very insecure and in dire need for attention. I've always said musicians are the male equivalent of strippers. I find this thread amusing. This thread has more well adjusted entertainers that I've ever met in ...

gr8twhte wrote:So where is gums, anyway?

Got herself banned.

ah- found it!

BogusInfo wrote:Looks like Siskel and Ebert reviewed the Alien Abduction movie for their year end Worst/Best of 2007

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ4i5UTsm1s

BRAVO!!!! Owned X 1000! LMFAO!

For group participation and outstanding creativity and overall degree public stoning, I have to agree.

Well, strap on your feedbag, Great combo deal today: Wild oats and hay burritos w/ a carrot and apple taco and a fresh bucket of water . For a little extra, you can supersize that and get a heap of useless horse manure fresh from the souce - pick just about any thread aand look for the piss yellow ...

LMGDMFAO! She still hasn't learned a thing. She and Revtard are perfect for each other!
http://www.metalsludge.tv/phpBB2/viewto ... c&start=30

That was all part of "The Plan". Most guys ask a chick out with the hopes of getting some. This jackass made himself into the BIGGEST kickball in the history of sludge all in the name of TheMEntalChick. She's gotta give him some now. Even if its a pity blow job. Cue Peter Cetera's "G...