yo--just back from India..I have spoken to this "lisa" over the phone consoling her about Donnie, etc etc...So I have some involvement in this fictitious person. My emails to her have oddly gone ignored. This little Gem came my way as i arrived in LA from India today--- Apparently this &q...

I can only imagine the state of mind Donnie will be in at that Beatles show. I'd go just to see if he can actually fucking perform or if he's going to spend the whole set talking gibberish. "IT IS THE SAME GIRL! SHE'S SICK! HER HAIR IS JUST A LITTLE DARKER!" Mind you, not a fan, so I'd be...

I found your last entries amazing, Nona. I don't think I could get that deep into it. I don't mind having a man be in charge, in fact, coming from a man I could respect, I'd appreciate it. I don't just mean sexually in charge, either. I think it's cool that you and Doc are so good together. I'm glad...

It's funny how these guys haven't grasped that the wives probably don't care half as much as they think they do. Yeah, when all was said and done, and he asked her for a divorce, she really didn't fight him that hard on it. And in the end, she was the one who filed and paid for everything. However,...

He's discreet to a fault. A lifetime of cheating on two wives has left him skilled in the art of locking doors and covering his ass. So the first time my now husband, then boyfriend who was married and I ever spent a night together, he kept looking out the motel window. I asked him "What are y...

Oh, Hammy, I'm so much crazier than that. I've had 2 - TWO - sets of twins. And yet, I still consider just one more baby. The little guys are 7 now. And every time I see a baby, I get that weird little tugging sensation that makes me think "Maybe. Just maybe. I'm not too old yet. Most women now...

I"m not having any sex of any import this week at all. And lately, it's only been w/my husband, and there's nothing noteworthy about that. Sorry to say. On a side note, I really want to know why God or whoever felt it necessary for me to slough my uterus once a month. I want some kind of intern...

Ya know, if uptheass was real, he'd be jacking off in ecstasy over the fact that you acknowledge him at all.

It does nothing for me, personally, and I am not a fan of doing it.

Translation : Haven't yet, don't think I ever will.

Funny, the friend I"m talking about? She's like that, too. I love that. I can exploit that. I can work with that. Plus, she has this really sensitive spot on her back. If you touch it, her knees turn to jelly. I've touched that spot in as many public places as I can, just to watch her lose it. ...

MissBrownstone wrote:"........"

I love reading this thread, but don't have the attention span (nor the descriptive talent) to write one of my own. You ladies (and couple of guys) are so, so awesome, though. Happy, SugarMama?

Aw, c'mon now. It's not like it hurt or anything.

Kickass! A friend with benefits situation with another chick. What a good idea. I really hadn't expected that, either. We met with the premise that she would be the third in a 3way with me and my husband and along the way to that happening, she and I became friends. I can be this honest about mysel...

I've mentioned that I have a female friend with benefits, right? I know I"ve discussed it privately, but I can't remember if I"ve posted about it. So, sorry if some of this is repetitious, but I'm covering all bases. So I have this female friend with benefits. We've become very close over ...

He didn't come to the house again or anything, but he worked his fucking shrink voodoo on me and got me to yell at one of my friends when she'd done nothing to ask for it. I stressed her out and caused her pain because he was being a jealous imp. Ouch. I'm sorry to hear that Nona. Did you and the f...

Aw, bummer. However, you've got plenty of time to find another one or twelve or forty men. In many ways they do fucking suck. Doc caused a little trouble for me this week, in matters that are frankly none of his fucking business. Oh well, I let it happen. A. Feel free to share. 2. BD, honey, not th...

Bump.

Too low on the board again.

PS. I haven't had pot (or anything else for that matter) in forever. All the talk about it is making me hungry for a good buzz. But I used to get killer munchies, and that would suck for my diet.

chickenona wrote:Imagine almost 25 years of unfulfilled lust coming to resolution.

The force is like a breaking dam.

I'd kill kittens for 1/10th of that feeling right now. Just 1/10th would make me happy.

I don't have much to contribute ... being that I don't know JD too well. But I thought this thread deserved to be higher. Maybe someone with something worthwhile to contribute will notice it then. But hi and whatnot anyway.

Yeah it was. Not taking anything away from any of the really good contributions we've had here so far but this one was handily my favorite one. No contest really. I'm not kidding. That story turned me on. Can't wait for the second part. Anyone who's been paying attention in this thread would have k...

chickenona wrote:Haha, you rule Sugar.

Evidently he does too, given how he keeps coming back to my thread.

Thank you. I've had no real interaction with uptheass myself, but from reading his posts, I"ve gathered that he's a tool. The post I responded to simply solidified this belief.

uptheass wrote:nobody actually reads this garbage do they its too long and who wants to read about porn i think you need to get laid instead of spending your time writing about it

Who wants to read about porn? I do. So there you go.

Wow. I have ......... I"m trying to find the words. Legend, that was amazing. That was just beautiful. And I feel I'm not doing it justice say that. I"m not blowing smoke up your ass, babe. It's just ......... yeah. I said it already, I think.

I think its peaking right now. I just whipped out Chapter 3 of the Jenna story. It's over the top. I swear to god it's the hormones. It's not me. When is Ham going to post again? And Sugar Momma, let's go- you said you have a good BJ story to tell. Maybe I have to be at a certain point in my cycle,...

Not bad, honey. I'd say a solid effort, for sure. Let's see the next part. I'm considering posting the story about Amy watching me give an ex head. When she said she wanted to watch, she meant it. It just wasn't Jack that she wound up watching me blow. It was a guy I was sort of seeing at the time, ...

C'mon. Someone must have something out there ....

*BUMP*

chickenona wrote:This thread hearts you, baby.

But then again, this thread hearts everybody. This thread is a damn slut.

But we don't judge. Sluts need love, too.

I'm out right now. Can't think of a damned thing to write.

chickenona wrote:Bumped to stay on top of Reznor and to remind Metal Mistress that there's supposed to be a Part 2.

Um, yeah, on both counts.