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by TawnyVonJagger
Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:53 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: The Top Ten Douches of 2008 at Sludge
Replies: 178
Views: 70432

Re: The Top Ten Douches of 2008 at Sludge

Long time no sludge DC. I am thrilled! you had enought time to remove your lips from iggys knob for a split sec to chime in. Now you listen to me shorty! there was no need to post my picture breaking TVJ heart reminding her not in a million! I MEAN MILLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! years that she will never ...
by TawnyVonJagger
Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:04 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: The Top Ten Douches of 2008 at Sludge
Replies: 178
Views: 70432

Re: The Top Ten Douches of 2008 at Sludge

Long time no sludge DC. I am thrilled! you had enought time to remove your lips from iggys knob for a split sec to chime in. Now you listen to me shorty! there was no need to post my picture breaking TVJ heart reminding her not in a million! I MEAN MILLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! years that she will never ...
by TawnyVonJagger
Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:43 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Sense of humour?
Replies: 15
Views: 8296

Re: Sense of humour?

I don't have a certain "type" that I'm attracted to. I've been attracted to all different kinds of guys. Looks aren't all that important to me, it's the chemistry we have. But if a dude doesn't have a sense of humor, it's a dealbreaker. Sarcastic, dry, whatever. Make me laugh like a maniac...
by TawnyVonJagger
Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:51 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3264219

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Aw, killer! :lol: Sounds like your day is fucked, might as well go back to bed! I'm sure MLBN will re-air it.


Ok, NOW I'm pissed off! Fucking Jeff Weaver plunks Hanley, and doesn't get tossed. Hopper plunks Ethier, and HE gets ejected?! Fuck you, Blue! :evil:
by TawnyVonJagger
Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:15 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3264219

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Very cool induction ceremony. Congrats to the inductees. Rickey Rules!

kill, I thought you'd be all over this with Rice? Seems like a pretty cool guy.
by TawnyVonJagger
Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:00 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Sludge Fantasy Football 2009, The big league!
Replies: 46
Views: 21373

Re: Sludge Fantasy Football 2009, The big league!

Raiders Still Suck in the hizzouse! :D
by TawnyVonJagger
Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:58 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3264219

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

I didn't see the game, I had to work. If I can stay up (not looking good at this point), I'll watch the re-airing. Kill's right, Ricky has been MONEY since he came back. So Andrew Miller was sent down, here's hoping the Cajun food does him any good. He has been complete SHIT. Lack of run support doe...
by TawnyVonJagger
Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:18 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Sludge Fantasy Football 2009, The big league!
Replies: 46
Views: 21373

Re: Sludge Fantasy Football 2009, The big league!

I'm in. Prepare for thy doom! Thanks, Nickas.
by TawnyVonJagger
Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:58 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3264219

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/ Scroll down and watch the videos of what the new ballpark will look like, and also the groundbreaking ceremony. Cool shit. 8)
by TawnyVonJagger
Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:48 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3264219

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Cool pix, Jake. You'd better come down and see our pond when it's built! Speaking of our new pond, the groundbreaking ceremony will be this coming Saturday. Betcha ass me and Mr. TVJ will be there. We'll even be part of the ceremony...we'll get to shovel some dirt at home plate as well. And Uncle Ch...
by TawnyVonJagger
Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:11 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: The Old Itwalksamongus vs. The New ItwalksAmongus
Replies: 196
Views: 101962

Re: The Old Itwalksamongus vs. The New ItwalksAmongus

Why the fuck would I take pointers from you on how to insult you when you can't even properly insult me? That shit's like taking advice about lying from, well...you. I did, however, get you a lovely parting gift: http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/7941/lying4mummies.jpg Better. The problem, though, i...
by TawnyVonJagger
Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:52 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3264219

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Hanley? Deal away. We need a SS. MY Hanley?? I think not! We just signed him to a long term (shocker, I know) last year. He'll be with us when we open the new pond. Sad news for me. My beloved Amazing (Alfredo Amezega) is out for year, he had microfracture surgery on his knee. :( Fuckfuckfuck. I lo...
by TawnyVonJagger
Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:39 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3264219

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Since June 21, Hanley's been playing out of his fucking mind. He's been hitting .450, with 24 ribbies. *boggle* I'm thinking he likes the 3 spot. :D The gNats have a nice little pitcher in Jordan Zimmermann. JJ had an uncharacteristic bad outing, went 3.1 innings, and 89 fucking pitches, with 4 walk...
by TawnyVonJagger
Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:33 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3264219

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

So Hanley hit a GS tonight...his second of the series, and 3rd of the season. And can someone please tell me the FUCK why Jimmy Fucking Rollins is even in the running in the All Star voting? Fan voting SUCKS, and so does Rollins! So Jorge Cantu got a hit tonight. Can someone tell me why the FUCK Al...
by TawnyVonJagger
Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:47 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3264219

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Marlins>AL East So Hanley hit a GS tonight...his second of the series, and 3rd of the season. And can someone please tell me the FUCK why Jimmy Fucking Rollins is even in the running in the All Star voting? Fan voting SUCKS, and so does Rollins! WHSAC...check the rear view mirror lately? Hey guys, r...
by TawnyVonJagger
Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:06 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: La Frenchie Stenchie
Replies: 236
Views: 104797

Re: La Frenchie Stenchie

And i admitted i went to the same COSTLY school. Blackie : I only ONE name-dropped because the old stripper refused to believe i know Society. This pity you didn't fell into a big hole in Elsch sur on s'en fout, that stiff, boring, UNROCK town in Luxemburg ! Tawny: you are UNworthy of the Jagger na...
by TawnyVonJagger
Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:51 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Manson new girlfriend
Replies: 84
Views: 37904

Re: Manson new girlfriend

la Frenchie wrote:Cherokee, Porn Pervert, I STALKED Manson, not you.


Fixed.
by TawnyVonJagger
Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:49 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: La Frenchie Stenchie
Replies: 236
Views: 104797

Re: La Frenchie Stenchie

So how can the smelly cunt be mulatto when she has (rich) WHITE parents? I guess her smelly cunt maman fucked the black paper boy?

Somebody's not so quite high and mighty!
by TawnyVonJagger
Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:44 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Manson new girlfriend
Replies: 84
Views: 37904

Re: Manson new girlfriend

LadyJaneGrey wrote:Manson isn't fat at all.
Take the blinders off and count the fucking chins.
by TawnyVonJagger
Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:03 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 368976

Re: chickenona and Itjogs' Ho Board Porno Workshop

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
TawnyVonJagger wrote:Keep 'em cumming, people!
Oh for fuck's sake.
Yeah, I know.
by TawnyVonJagger
Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:31 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3264219

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Yup. I've always liked Jeter, besides, he's Local Boy Makes Good.
by TawnyVonJagger
Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:44 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3264219

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Yeah, I was going to mention that about ARod hanging in South Beach, but I forgot. :lol: Fatigue, lolz. And now he gets a day off every week until the ASB. Saturday when he came in to pinch hit, the cheers were deafening. But Sunday was more of a mixed bag of cheers and boos, but the damn flashbulb...
by TawnyVonJagger
Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:38 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 368976

Re: chickenona and Itjogs' Ho Board Porno Workshop

Fake, real, whatever. Still made me squirm! Keep 'em cumming, people!

And where the FUCK is Itjogs?
by TawnyVonJagger
Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:20 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3264219

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Yeah, I was going to mention that about ARod hanging in South Beach, but I forgot. :lol: Fatigue, lolz. And now he gets a day off every week until the ASB. Saturday when he came in to pinch hit, the cheers were deafening. But Sunday was more of a mixed bag of cheers and boos, but the damn flashbulbs...
by TawnyVonJagger
Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:51 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3264219

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Goes to show ya Jakey, money can't buy you everything. :P So yeah, fucking Lindstrom tried to give the game away, but apparently Jeter didn't want it bad enough! That got too close to my comfort, I didn't even see the last out, my hands were over my eyes. I wasn't expecting to take this game, but as...
by TawnyVonJagger
Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:08 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ho Board Porno Workshop
Replies: 796
Views: 368976

Re: chickenona and Itjogs' Ho Board Porno Workshop

Fucking A, that was awesome! Wish my first time was like that!
by TawnyVonJagger
Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:40 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3264219

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Fucking BUMP! So my throat hurts, my voice is froggy, my ears are ringing, and I had one of the most fun times I've had at the ballpark. I KNEW this pitching matchup would be a dream. 46,427 there tonight, 3rd largest crowd ever for a regular season game. And my Lemmy was it LOUD! Between all the sc...
by TawnyVonJagger
Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:25 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster
Replies: 234
Views: 110760

Re: ZakkVanDime: Portrait of a Shitty Poster

Obsessed much?
by TawnyVonJagger
Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:09 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3264219

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Eat me, WHSAC. :P Rich Waltz and Tommy Hutton. Tommy's awesome, don't be hatin'. So yeah...I HATE THE MFY. Andy was vintage Pettitte tonight, we got 3 freaking hits. Poor West, that was fucking batting practice out there early on. At least the bullpen kept the score from getting out of control. I do...