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by JakeYonkel
Tue Nov 02, 2010 12:07 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3263051

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Cool post Kill.

With Gammons on the panel I'm surprised Ortiz didn't win the award for 1B. :lol:
by JakeYonkel
Tue Nov 02, 2010 11:10 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3263051

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Karma's a bitch, Chuck. Should have been a little more concerned with your team getting trounced by the F'ing Giants. For the record I've seen games at Fenway (pre 2004, but still) without incident but the only place where the fans were truly animals was at Shea. I was spat on and screamed at. And b...
by JakeYonkel
Mon Nov 01, 2010 3:13 pm
Forum: War Board
Topic: Rally to Restore Sanity
Replies: 32
Views: 12288

Re: Rally to Restore Sanity

That's your opinion and you're entitled to it. I saw it as a giant rally mocking Beck's, showing that Stewart/Colbert are just as popular and could galvanize a ton of (if not more) people. All of this done under the guise of non-partisanship, of course. And yes, I read Stewart's closing speech - eve...
by JakeYonkel
Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:00 am
Forum: War Board
Topic: All right...time for a little bit of honest introspection...
Replies: 60
Views: 18355

Re: All right...time for a little bit of honest introspectio

On one hand the piece of shit former (D) Governor of New Jersey enacted a state tax on my lottery winnings before he left office... Awww...poor widdle rich boy! Somebody hand me a violin so I can play Jew-boy here a rousing chorus of "My Heart Pumps Purple Piss For You"! Nothing like a li...
by JakeYonkel
Sun Oct 31, 2010 5:45 pm
Forum: War Board
Topic: Rally to Restore Sanity
Replies: 32
Views: 12288

Re: Rally to Restore Sanity

Tin is built like a brick shithouse.

(never quite understood that saying but it's applicable)
by JakeYonkel
Sun Oct 31, 2010 5:25 pm
Forum: War Board
Topic: Rally to Restore Sanity
Replies: 32
Views: 12288

Re: Rally to Restore Sanity

Ya, but the difference was that, being presented by Beck, you knew it was a big conservative circle-jerk... it was essentially billed as such. Stewart tried to paint this as a non-partisan event. Call it like it is.
by JakeYonkel
Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:46 am
Forum: War Board
Topic: All right...time for a little bit of honest introspection...
Replies: 60
Views: 18355

Re: All right...time for a little bit of honest introspectio

Thanks for the kind words... it's been quite a learning curve... On a somewhat related note, I guess... we are looking to buy a new house and were looking at buying foreclosed properties, and as you know, that's not an option right now so we're sitting and waiting it out. Unfortunately this whole ho...
by JakeYonkel
Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:27 am
Forum: War Board
Topic: All right...time for a little bit of honest introspection...
Replies: 60
Views: 18355

Re: All right...time for a little bit of honest introspectio

Don't get too mushy on me, I'm working on a thesis about hetero AIDS as we speak.
by JakeYonkel
Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:22 am
Forum: War Board
Topic: One Night Stand with Christine O'Donnell?
Replies: 41
Views: 13403

Re: One Night Stand with Christine O'Donnell?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Dude looks like he might know a thing or two about a variety of weeds.
He didn't inhale.
by JakeYonkel
Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:19 am
Forum: War Board
Topic: One Night Stand with Christine O'Donnell?
Replies: 41
Views: 13403

Re: One Night Stand with Christine O'Donnell?

Does this look like a guy that would have needed a weedwacker?

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by JakeYonkel
Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:16 am
Forum: War Board
Topic: All right...time for a little bit of honest introspection...
Replies: 60
Views: 18355

Re: All right...time for a little bit of honest introspectio

I don't give a shit either way because the country is so polarized and neither party truly gives a fuck about the middle class, so my life hasn't really changed one way or the other regardless of who's in office. On one hand the piece of shit former (D) Governor of New Jersey enacted a state tax on ...
by JakeYonkel
Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:12 am
Forum: War Board
Topic: One Night Stand with Christine O'Donnell?
Replies: 41
Views: 13403

Re: One Night Stand with Christine O'Donnell?

Well I think we can all agree that if you're female and looking to get into politics, your ass better not have ANY skeletons in the closet, especially in the age of the Internet.

Some dude probably bagged Hillary in the 60s but he's certainly not going to be blogging about it in 2010.
by JakeYonkel
Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:44 am
Forum: War Board
Topic: Rally to Restore Sanity
Replies: 32
Views: 12288

Re: Rally to Restore Sanity

I think the idea was cool, especially as a direct knock against what Beck did... but Stewart playing this off as anything but a giant liberal circle-jerk is laughable.
by JakeYonkel
Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:43 am
Forum: War Board
Topic: One Night Stand with Christine O'Donnell?
Replies: 41
Views: 13403

Re: One Night Stand with Christine O'Donnell?

This would have been 10x more interesting had he actually shared some details about a beej or actually laid pipe... the title of "one-night stand" kinda becomes misleading. Basically she was a bit of a lush and they made out. Meh.
by JakeYonkel
Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:41 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3263051

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Hughes' near no-no was in Texas actually, kill, when he was (I think) 20 years old in 2007. I hate to admit I've literally not been able to watch any of the World Series... having to wake up at 5:45AM every day pretty much takes me out of the running to stay up too late, and these fucking games star...
by JakeYonkel
Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:53 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3263051

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Like the Yankees in that it seems they've been 'in on' every big name FA the past few trade deadlines/offseasons, successfully with some - Halladay, Lee, Oswalt. I dunno, maybe I'm wrong. As for a prediction? Shit, I'm honestly having a tough time figuring this one out. I don't know how the Giants h...
by JakeYonkel
Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:52 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3263051

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Either way I have come to severely dislike the Phillies just curious, Why have you come to hate the phils? I'm pretty objective about pointing out assholes on my fav team, but I have to say I can't think of any of their players who come off as pricks or anything except maybe Rollins with his predic...
by JakeYonkel
Sat Oct 23, 2010 6:26 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3263051

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Texas kicked the shit out of the Yankees... really, NY shouldn't have won game 1. Although some of Girardi's decisions were curious... namely pitching/wasting Pettitte against Lee. Should have probably just conceded that game and maybe moved Pettitte up to pitch game 2 instead of Hughes, but what do...
by JakeYonkel
Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:55 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3263051

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Sanchez got a hell of a shot in. Still I think the Marlins acted like punks, throwing at him TWICE. Point was made once, I don't blame him for going after the pitcher after the second one.
by JakeYonkel
Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:21 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: It's that time of year... Sludge fantasy baseball!
Replies: 145
Views: 43145

Re: It's that time of year... Sludge fantasy baseball!

I have no idea. I was like 15 games ahead of the second place team for the first month of the year, and then my team just free fell for the last 4 months. Having Matt Kemp take a giant shit as my first round pick didn't help, that's for sure. Oh yeah, and Chone Figgins, Scott Baker, etc etc etc. Oh ...
by JakeYonkel
Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:22 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: 15,000 to attend a fucking M. Jordan Camp
Replies: 6
Views: 4092

Re: 15,000 to attend a fucking M. Jordan Camp

The hood kids that would actually benefit from this could never afford it.

It's going to be a bunch of rich white kids that, after a $15K camp, would still get their jocks handed to them by the aforementioned hood kids.
by JakeYonkel
Sun Aug 29, 2010 3:18 pm
Forum: War Board
Topic: How are you planning to vote 11-2-10 D,R,or I
Replies: 44
Views: 16746

Re: How are you planning to vote 11-2-10 D,R,or I

Hames Jetfield wrote:
JakeYonkel wrote:Whoever's got an (R) by their name.
Even though you disagree with the Republicans on the teachers' issue in Florida?
Nah, I'm going to vote for Charlie Crist down here for Senate. I won't bother with anything else until 2012.
by JakeYonkel
Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:10 pm
Forum: War Board
Topic: How are you planning to vote 11-2-10 D,R,or I
Replies: 44
Views: 16746

Re: How are you planning to vote 11-2-10 D,R,or I

Whoever's got an (R) by their name.
by JakeYonkel
Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:43 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3263051

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

You gotta admit there's a bit of irony there coming from the team that doled out $50M+ in consecutive offseasons for one-year-wonder Gary Matthews Jr (and subsequently benched him) and then Torii Hunter (who's already moved to RF)... and also signed Yankee cast-off outfielders the past two offseason...
by JakeYonkel
Mon Aug 09, 2010 10:07 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3263051

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

:lol:

I did laugh at everyone there crying about how none of their 'regular' posters won anything. I've been reading that blog for like 3 years or so, I just never really post because most of the 'regulars' are a bunch of mo-mos.
by JakeYonkel
Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:18 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3263051

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Machado... I won the Mariano Rivera ball!
by JakeYonkel
Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:17 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3263051

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Machado wrote:
JakeYonkel wrote:Hey, Machado, you frequent the LoHud Yankees Blog, don't you?
i read the blog everyday. it's well written :lol:
I won one of the autographed baseballs in the contest. Dunno which one yet.
by JakeYonkel
Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:40 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread
Replies: 12426
Views: 3263051

Re: Killeverything's (New)NeverEndingBaseballThread

Hey, Machado, you frequent the LoHud Yankees Blog, don't you?
by JakeYonkel
Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:58 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The original Sludge Fantasy Football league returns...
Replies: 25
Views: 11025

Re: The original Sludge Fantasy Football league returns...

All right all right all right, I'm in.
by JakeYonkel
Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:30 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The original Sludge Fantasy Football league returns...
Replies: 25
Views: 11025

Re: The original Sludge Fantasy Football league returns...

I haven't registered yet... I'm on the fence. FF just doesn't really excite me like baseball does.