I advise that those of you that come to this thread for some free yucks DO NOT scroll up until the heinous picture of dead babies that theslippyfister posted is removed. He is just another pathetic alt that is so desperate for attention that he commited e-suicide. Good riddance. Yeow. Ban theslippy...

thewonkytits wrote: GIFSoup

After this grand display of physical prowess she had a massive cardiac arrest and died. In other news, the price of mac&cheese immediately dropped.

Fletch wrote:

The wholesale exploitation of women is absolutely awesome!

^^ holy shit I dunno what to say about that one!

Hungwell wrote:

I want to party with Mr. Haberny.

thewonkytits wrote:

Taken from wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Allgier):

"....after he burglarized a neighbor's apartment and made out a stolen check to himself for $300."

What a fucking genius.

Luminiferous wrote:

Recipient of the Darwin Award.

Luminiferous wrote:

"Am I going to have to kick a gook?"

lakebeast wrote:In the description for an upcoming episode titled: Josie's A Doll; it says that Josie gets Steve a life size doll of herself

Wow, I just find that a little creepy and desperate. But what do you expect from a narcissistic wench. Steve Stevens appears to be just as dopey.

soul sister wrote:From Entertainment Weekly:
"...she has an incredibly perverse sense of humour".
Sounds to me like she's talking perverted like the pig she is to get yet another man's attention.

Caught his attention then, if you are correct.

pizzazz wrote:So glad they have decided to broadcast this show in the UK too!

Geeze, there are retards in the UK too? I thought the US had a lock on that.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:

nycrue wrote:Psh... Chelsea has principles.

Puff puff pass, because you are obviously smoking something. Chelsea is a total famewhore and would interview a used condom if she thought it would help her career.

This.

Women: Talk about how much or how little u love sucking dick...why or why dont u like it? u like it more than intercourse? Ok. I fucking love sucking dick. Why? Well, I've been told that I do it well and, like a lot of people, I kinda get off on the fact that he's loving it. I do prefer it to inter...

Ahhh, yes.............this thread delivers again.

warmleatherette wrote:but no one can't hault the sands of time

This thread has come to a hault!

Who fucking cares about this whore?

A fog horn.

We were both 18. I took hers and she took mine. It was excellent for us both.

When you are sitting in Algebra tomorrow look at the girl on your right or left and strike up a conversation. Chances are pretty good that the convo will get around to sex and then the convo will get good. Use that to your advantage because girls are looking for the same thing, just for different re...

JakeYonkel wrote:I see you just registered here.

This point has been made several times and Ugmo has argued it several times. Maybe he'll save his typing and point you to another thread of the same argument.

Point taken.

Ugmo, it is not aimed at you but I will say that Obama had a super-majority in congress and could not get anything done. A super-majority basically means that one party (the Democrats in this case) had an overwhelming majority in both houses. Any party that has a super-majority in congress that cann...

It's easy to say 'my guy' is doing great but it is a lot harder to point out what 'my guy' is doing wrong. Try it sometime. Furthermore, political fanbois forget that both parties work for us and they are not getting the job done. It is clear to me that the Federal gov't is slowly ceasing to functio...

In reference to bad pussy:

If it smells like fish, eat all you wish.
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

I have met quite a few "Rockstars" and I have fucked some too, so I know what's up!! ....all of you blasting Taime do not know him....But knowing him on a personal level and knowing that he is just like everyone else has nights when he is still looking sexy as hell, I think he is sexy!! S...

stella_d_ella wrote:He's so ugly, he makes Carrot Top look good....and that's saying a lot.

paper bag...STAT!

Carrot Top is hawt.