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- Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:37 pm
- Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
- Topic: The association football 2009/10 thread...
- Replies: 479
- Views: 139066
Re: The association football 2009/10 thread...
Is the Africa Cup of Nations only being shown live on Eurosport, i.e. a service I don't have? I only possess Freeview and can't find even a highlights show. I'm doubly bummed because today's game finished 4-4 between Angola and Mali - it sounded like a corker. I remember when it was on the BBC, and ...
- Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:31 pm
- Forum: Donna's Ho Board
- Topic: what is the male equivalent of Cougars called?
- Replies: 24
- Views: 11834
Re: what is the male equivalent of Cougars called?
HA HA HA! That's a little off the mark, at least it would be if you said that at my school. Basically, a wank with your non-dominant hand was called a "Creepy Uncle", due to the unfamiliar and slightly awkward sensation of performing the act.susanph1985 wrote:"Creepy Uncle"
- Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:46 pm
- Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
- Topic: The association football 2009/10 thread...
- Replies: 479
- Views: 139066
Re: The association football 2009/10 thread...
Meanwhile, QPR are starting to resemble a pub team and Exeter City are perilously close to the drop. Considering that two seasons ago they were in the Blue Square Premier, I don't think it'd be a disaster to drop back to League Two. Getting in League One was a hell of an achievement. My home town si...
- Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:24 am
- Forum: War Board
- Topic: Help me understand the outcry against a "public option"
- Replies: 97
- Views: 31771
Re: Help me understand the outcry against a "public option"
Can I also add here that when I had a potential heart scare, the scans cost me zero. When I have had sexual health checks, the cost to me is zero. My trip to the emergency ward after I collapsed playing soccer was zero, as was the physiotherapy I received after fracturing my ankle. Of course it wasn...
- Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:29 pm
- Forum: War Board
- Topic: Help me understand the outcry against a "public option"
- Replies: 97
- Views: 31771
Re: Help me understand the outcry against a "public option"
BANE: A good question, as it is not one that is easily answered. In short, we pay for the NHS through our National Insurance Contribution, but this is no simple tax. For a start, this pays for health, unemployment and child benefit, alongside the state pension. There are various bands related to ear...
- Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:00 pm
- Forum: War Board
- Topic: Help me understand the outcry against a "public option"
- Replies: 97
- Views: 31771
Re: Help me understand the outcry against a "public option"
For fear of repeating myself, allow someone who lives in a country with public and private health insurance to explain how it works. In the UK, we are automatically guaranteed treatment by the National Health Service free at point of demand. This is partly funded by a tax called National Insurance, ...
- Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:20 pm
- Forum: Donna's Ho Board
- Topic: Do most rock stars only like really young girls?
- Replies: 47
- Views: 21628
Re: Do most rock stars only like really young girls?
To paraphrase YannickRulz77, "I resent/resemble that comment."saracapri wrote:I'm not offended, but I also would not go for a younger guy. 20 something guys are pretty annoying and immature. I also hardly ever find a really young guy to be physically attractive.
- Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:26 am
- Forum: Donna's Ho Board
- Topic: Do most rock stars only like really young girls?
- Replies: 47
- Views: 21628
Re: Do most rock stars only like really young girls?
I am 24 years old and have had many of my best experiences with women who were older than me. As for my musician credentials, well, I'm a legend in my own bedroom (sadly, for not the reasons you'd probably admire).
Re: Wow
Though Obama's track record on domestic affairs is, from a centre-left point of view, disappointing to say the least I think my American brethren on Sludge should be proud of your president as an international figurehead. Whilst Bush 'n' Blair were very much buddies, the rest of Europe barely hid th...
- Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:32 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: UtahRatt
- Replies: 80
- Views: 52468
Re: UtahRatt
Are you the illegitimate love-child of Michael Hott? I always thought he was one of a CAAWWW!Fender_baller wrote:I've got it good for a 20 year old. Specially when I'm hott and rolling in the pussy.
- Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:07 pm
- Forum: War Board
- Topic: No H1n1 shots left for my kids
- Replies: 40
- Views: 19264
Re: No H1n1 shots left for my kids
Forgive me, as I hail from a land of socialised medicine, but I don't understand something. Over here we have a shortage too, but I guess we can blame the government on this one because they are ultimately responsible for the operational capacity of the National Health Service. The NHS is entirely a...
- Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:45 pm
- Forum: War Board
- Topic: Hey War Boarders, hows that hopey-changey thing working out?
- Replies: 80
- Views: 28301
Re: Hey War Boarders, hows that hopey-changey thing working out?
I am actually of Jake's mindset here, whereby if you wish to live in another country you should make the attempt to learn the language at the very least. Failing to do so can have degrees of repercussions; at best, you're just some asshole in Sweden, speaking English because every fucker can. Somewh...
- Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:21 pm
- Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
- Topic: The association football 2009/10 thread...
- Replies: 479
- Views: 139066
Re: The association football 2009/10 thread...
I hope some of you tossers are noticing some of the results further down the football pyramid. Amazingly, my hometown club Bournemouth is top of League 2, despite a tiny squad, no money and a transfer embargo. They have the youngest manager in the English professional game and still rely on 37 year-...
- Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:05 am
- Forum: War Board
- Topic: What type of work do you do and has the economy affected you
- Replies: 44
- Views: 17894
Re: What type of work do you do and has the economy effected you
I, too, work in the healthcare sector though ours is markedly different from the American model. Essentially, my job security is dictated by the allocation of government funding. Right now my position is looking precarious, especially if the rule of "last in, first out" applies. Funding, i...
- Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:53 am
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: Look what that fishlipped asshole Uptheass sent me.
- Replies: 118
- Views: 151186
Re: Look what that fishlipped asshole Uptheass sent me.
There's nothing like watching a heavily-muscled athletic coach owning an autistic soda addict regarding the finer points of internet browsing. God bless you, Metal Sludge.
- Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:25 am
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: Look what that fishlipped asshole Uptheass sent me.
- Replies: 118
- Views: 151186
Re: Look what that fishlipped asshole Uptheass sent me.
ColaZombie can suck a dick - sure, he's entertaining in the same way that Rain Man is, but he can also be a ginormous tool. His stellar aphorisms are the only thing that has saved him from outright ridicule.
- Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:27 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: Look what that fishlipped asshole Uptheass sent me.
- Replies: 118
- Views: 151186
Re: Look what that fishlipped asshole Uptheass sent me.
And yet still enjoy the texture of a penis caressed between your fingertips? Well, they do say variety is the spice of life.HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:It is because I am heterosexual. I sleep with beautiful women.
- Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:25 am
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: Look what that fishlipped asshole Uptheass sent me.
- Replies: 118
- Views: 151186
Re: Look what that fishlipped asshole Uptheass sent me.
ColaZombie, you've been getting a bit uptight of late. You're very defensive about that captioned picture that gets posted, and you're moving into wingnut territory on the War Board.
If I were you, I'd take some time out, just relax and do stuff you enjoy doing. Like touching penis.
If I were you, I'd take some time out, just relax and do stuff you enjoy doing. Like touching penis.
- Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:46 pm
- Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
- Topic: The association football 2009/10 thread...
- Replies: 479
- Views: 139066
Re: The association football 2009/10 thread...
Fuck all this top four shit, QPR finally got their first win of the season and did so in the grim environs of Scunthorpe. Time to kick on and challenge for that fourth place Champions League spot.
- Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:23 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: SteelStringz
- Replies: 13
- Views: 11004
SteelStringz
This must be GoodGirls or Rutzey? Personally, I still believe, deep down, that Rutzey was or is GoodGirls. However, this guy reeks of being a basement-dwelling KISS-obsessed virgin with the mental tenacity of half an earthworm. Is it a stretch to suggest that he may now and again sport a pillow-case...
- Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:51 pm
- Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
- Topic: The association football 2009/10 thread...
- Replies: 479
- Views: 139066
Re: The association football 2009/10 thread...
http://images.football365.com/09/07/Others/331268.jpg First off, who is this guy? This picture's been up on Football365 and I am going nuts trying to identify this presumably very famous footballer. Secondly, Lofty - after QPR (who have been in the financial doldrums themselves) I follow Exeter Cit...
- Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:12 pm
- Forum: Donna's Ho Board
- Topic: Sense of humour?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 8261
Re: Sense of humour?
I am happy that some girls here have admitted that they defer to looks first, but equally happy that some kind of personality seems to be a priority. I guess I have had to compensate a little, what with being short and looking nothing like Keanu Reeves (two problems Burgundytrash never has to deal w...
- Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:30 pm
- Forum: Donna's Ho Board
- Topic: Sense of humour?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 8261
Sense of humour?
Come on, be honest - just how much of a priority is this when it comes to what you're looking for in a guy? Don't worry, this isn't a cris-de-coeur because of my own circumstances (I have a girlfriend). Were I single, though, I think I face an uphill battle against other guys, because; 1) Often you ...
- Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:06 pm
- Forum: Sludge Lounge
- Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
- Replies: 12926
- Views: 3939324
Re: Rate the last movie you saw
Shamefully, last week I saw Chinatown for the first time. What an excellent film, I rarely give anything the full 10/10 but this time I think I've seen a flick that deserves it. It's my favourite Jack Nicholson role, and I think Faye Dunaway and John Huston are both superlatively cast. Agreed with t...
- Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:47 am
- Forum: Donna's Ho Board
- Topic: share a birthday with a rock star?
- Replies: 94
- Views: 39276
Re: share a birthday with a rock star?
I've got Stephen Stills and "Ross The Boss" Funicello of the Dictators (and Manowar, but let's forget about that). I also share it with the antipodean anti-semite Mel Gibson.
- Tue May 26, 2009 2:36 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: uptheass
- Replies: 141
- Views: 60572
Re: uptheass
You know when you were in kindergarten, and you played around with modelling clay? And you were trying to make an owl, or a lizard or whatever, but all you could conjure up was an indistinct blob of questionable structural integrity?
You just made uptheass.
You just made uptheass.
- Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:03 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: Royal Doucheness - a petition
- Replies: 76
- Views: 41442
Re: Royal Doucheness - a petition
And you're still acting like an asshurt little crybaby about your fucking pre-school trauma. My goodness, you're such a little bitch, and your reasoning is so fucked up. I hope euthanasia laws come into being and that they extend to putting you out of your misery. Thus far, we have learnt; 1) That y...
- Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:12 am
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: Royal Doucheness - a petition
- Replies: 76
- Views: 41442
Re: Royal Doucheness - a petition
Just so ya know though, just because someone has an opinion other than the one you believe, doesn't mean that they're "douching up a thread". According to him and most of his ilk, if you don't tickle their assholes with your tongue and spout off the same boring liberal bullshit, you're an...
- Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:16 pm
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: Diary Of A Roxxxtar
- Replies: 19
- Views: 18640
Re: Diary Of A Roxxxtar
Thanks for the lovely comments. Seeing as the subject of this piece rarely, if ever, ventures to Hatas I thought I'd send him a PM to alert him to the fact that he has been immortalised. My PM was titled "Fuckface", and merely contained a link to the piece signed "your pal, Cliff.&quo...
- Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:44 am
- Forum: The Hatas Board
- Topic: Why does Kockstar hate the military?
- Replies: 67
- Views: 44165
Re: Why does Kockstar hate the military?
AT EASE, SGT. HYMEN! You could've headed this off completely had you a) spent more time on reading comprehension and b) possessed a relatively stable personality that does not respond to baiting. This pretty much began when you started accusing Grandpa Mummy (aka Timhotep, aka Tim Mirror, aka Itwalk...