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by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 7:39 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Bob Dylan covers Tom Petty's "Learning to Fly"
Replies: 19
Views: 234

Re: Bob Dylan covers Tom Petty's "Learning to Fly"

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:
Mojo wrote:Tom Petty all day every day over anything Dylan wrote.

Come on.

All. Day. Erry. Day.

I like some Dylan, but I’ll maintain until the day I die that he’s the most emphatically overrated artist of all time.
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 5:50 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: My Step Mother Was so awesome
Replies: 76
Views: 759

Re: My Step Mother Was so awesome

Kristi Vanian wrote:Doubt she's even walked a mile in her shoe.

That was a little below the belt...that they used to tie that leg off with before they hacked into it.
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 5:31 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Question
Replies: 19
Views: 252

Re: Question

All we are is dust in the wind is probably the most stereotypical stoner lyric I've ever heard.


Guy, guys, guys. Listen to this: All we are....*looooong toke.....is dust....in the wind.


Think about it.
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 5:22 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Bob Dylan covers Tom Petty's "Learning to Fly"
Replies: 19
Views: 234

Re: Bob Dylan covers Tom Petty's "Learning to Fly"

Blizzard of Cos wrote:
Mojo wrote:
sirthx wrote:
:shock:

Tom Petty all day every day over anything Dylan wrote.


George Zimmerman ≥ Robert Zimmerman

That's true. Robert only stole from black people.
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 4:46 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Bob Dylan covers Tom Petty's "Learning to Fly"
Replies: 19
Views: 234

Re: Bob Dylan covers Tom Petty's "Learning to Fly"

sirthx wrote:
Mojo wrote:It should have been Bob.


:shock:

Tom Petty all day every day over anything Dylan wrote.
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 4:07 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Bob Dylan covers Tom Petty's "Learning to Fly"
Replies: 19
Views: 234

Re: Bob Dylan covers Tom Petty's "Learning to Fly"

It should have been Bob.
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 3:53 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: My Step Mother Was so awesome
Replies: 76
Views: 759

Re: My Step Mother Was so awesome

poisonheart wrote:Totally stumped.

That’s some low hanging fruit, right there. Which is good, since Dym’s girlfriend can’t jump.
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 3:21 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: My Step Mother Was so awesome
Replies: 76
Views: 759

Re: My Step Mother Was so awesome

Who are we kidding? Anyone who’d date Dym is rolling her diabetic corpulence down the aisle in a very overworked electric wheelchair. Probably stolen from the Walmart.
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 3:15 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Alice Cooper's restaurant closes
Replies: 7
Views: 285

Re: Alice Cooper's restaurant closes

Die My Darling wrote: over priced

I found the prices to be pretty reasonable. About the same as a Chili’s/Applebee’s type place.
I liked it.
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 3:09 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: My Step Mother Was so awesome
Replies: 76
Views: 759

Re: My Step Mother Was so awesome

Kristi Vanian wrote:He might marry her? Hope it's not too long of a hop down the aisle.

I’m sure she’d wear her prettiest peg on her wedding day. Her Dad/Cousin can limp her down the aisle.
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 3:07 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: RIP Scott Putesky (Daisy Berkowitz)
Replies: 27
Views: 958

Re: RIP Scott Putesky (Daisy Berkowitz)

Not familiar with the original Manson band's schtick? first name = moviestar/popstar/supermodel , last name = serial killer. i.e. Marilyn Manson. Sorry if I'm mansplaining... Yeah, I figured it out. Manson is basically the modern Kiss, to me, so I’ve never really paid attention. I like a song or tw...
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 3:02 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: My Step Mother Was so awesome
Replies: 76
Views: 759

Re: My Step Mother Was so awesome

At least he can straddle her stump and finally feel like a man.
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 2:50 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: My Step Mother Was so awesome
Replies: 76
Views: 759

Re: My Step Mother Was so awesome

Bianca wrote:Fuck you dym. Just fuck off for good. And no, I have zero desire to see you or your cum rag you believe is a woman.

You sound hopping mad. Tym may fall in love.
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 2:46 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: RIP Scott Putesky (Daisy Berkowitz)
Replies: 27
Views: 958

Re: RIP Scott Putesky (Daisy Berkowitz)

Madonna Wayne Gacy Oh, for fuck's sake. This is a real human's stage name? Not familiar with the original Manson band's schtick? first name = moviestar/popstar/supermodel , last name = serial killer. i.e. Marilyn Manson. Sorry if I'm mansplaining... Yeah, I figured it out. Manson is basically the m...
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 2:42 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: My Step Mother Was so awesome
Replies: 76
Views: 759

Re: My Step Mother Was so awesome

Tim rubs that poor stump raw, thinking he finally found the clitoris.
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 2:23 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: My Step Mother Was so awesome
Replies: 76
Views: 759

Re: My Step Mother Was so awesome

Come on, guys. Cut it off with the leg jokes, already.
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 2:04 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: jack nicholson
Replies: 8
Views: 144

Re: jack nicholson

I like Nicholson for exactly how little he gives a fuck.
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 1:56 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: My Step Mother Was so awesome
Replies: 76
Views: 759

Re: My Step Mother Was so awesome

Dym, did you keep the leg?
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 1:39 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: My Step Mother Was so awesome
Replies: 76
Views: 759

Re: My Step Mother Was so awesome

Tym, do you ever draw a little face on the stump and pretend it’s your extra chromosome?
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 1:31 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: My Step Mother Was so awesome
Replies: 76
Views: 759

Re: My Step Mother Was so awesome

Do you ever put her in a yellow dress and pretend she’s the lamp from A Christmas Story?
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 1:20 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: My Step Mother Was so awesome
Replies: 76
Views: 759

Re: My Step Mother Was so awesome

Do you put that little wreath thingie from Coneheads around her nub while you pork her?
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 1:05 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: My Step Mother Was so awesome
Replies: 76
Views: 759

Re: My Step Mother Was so awesome

I just want to watch Dym rub things on his cousin’s stump.
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 1:03 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: MeToo
Replies: 19
Views: 605

Re: MeToo

Tennywise forcefucks my eyes with his word-rape. I was wrong. It’s not funny.

#metoo
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 12:55 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: MeToo
Replies: 19
Views: 605

Re: MeToo

[quote="TenBenny”] Stop clowning.[/quote]
I dunno, it’s easier to take if you’re sexually assaulted by a clown.
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 12:22 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Judas Priest Tour w/ Saxon + Black Star Riders
Replies: 25
Views: 509

Re: Judas Priest Tour w/ Saxon + Black Star Riders

HueyRamone wrote:
Lobo wrote:Apr. 22 - Los Angeles, CA - Microsoft Theater


The fuck is this? The old Nokia Theater?

It doesn’t matter. They already retired from big tours. Sorry, Bro.
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 12:20 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Judas Priest announce 2018 tour.
Replies: 10
Views: 161

Re: Judas Priest announce 2018 tour.

Too bad they retired from world tours.
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:52 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Little Richard's first tv interview in years...no wig, makeup or 'stache
Replies: 9
Views: 523

Re: Little Richard's first tv interview in years...no wig, makeup or 'stache

Part of me has always felt bad for him. Here’s a flamingly gay black dude from the south in the 50’s, where shit was hard enough for straight black dudes, afraid to live his life as he wanted to for fear of Hell. Watch some of his interviews from the 70’s where he decided he’s “straight” because it ...
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 7:27 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Despicable Dems
Replies: 448
Views: 11712

Re: Despicable Dems

radiosped knows the owning he signs up for every time he hits submit, but when it happens it probably hurts anyway. Radiobed has zero self-awareness and has no clue he's being played like a fucking fiddle. Walkers on The Walking Dead have more self control than a Trump supporter. A Trump supporter ...
by Mojo
Mon Oct 23, 2017 7:08 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Despicable Dems
Replies: 448
Views: 11712

Re: Despicable Dems

It's time to bump this thread with Frederica!! Cliff notes are: 1.Calling someone Empty Barrell is racist 2.Poor Frederica was "dragged into this" 3.Frederica is a "rockstar" now (her words) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XclegdzKSCA You’re such a blind fucking sheep. I’d put mon...
by Mojo
Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:35 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: What's Alice Cooper's best album (band or solo) ?
Replies: 44
Views: 460

Re: What's Alice Cooper's best album (band or solo) ?

Artemis2085 wrote:But goddamn do I love Brutal Planet.

Worth it just for "Pick Up the Bones," let alone the rest of the album.

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