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by Mojo
Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:37 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump
Replies: 6480
Views: 167884

Re: Dump

exitflagger wrote:
Donnie Dickweed wrote:Al Frankenstien

I can't decide if it's the lazy, unfunny joke or the careless duncecappery of the misspelling...

*facepalm*

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by Mojo
Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:49 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: TenBenny 07/25/08 - 11/16/17
Replies: 26
Views: 314

Re: TenBenny 07/25/08 - 11/16/17

Labatt wrote:The delete button for the post isn't showing up, is there another way for me to take that off?

Tell us about the edits, George.
by Mojo
Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:46 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump
Replies: 6480
Views: 167884

Re: Dump

Turner Coates wrote:Nancy Reagan groped young men's naughty bits well.

Mmmmmm...I bet she did.
by Mojo
Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:40 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: TenBenny 07/25/08 - 11/16/17
Replies: 26
Views: 314

Re: TenBenny 07/25/08 - 11/16/17

Now he's forgotten how to edit a post. Jesus Christ, Lenny. Are you drunk?
by Mojo
Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:36 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump
Replies: 6480
Views: 167884

Re: Dump

When you're a celebrity, they let you do it.
by Mojo
Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:33 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: TenBenny 07/25/08 - 11/16/17
Replies: 26
Views: 314

Re: TenBenny 07/25/08 - 11/16/17

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by Mojo
Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:12 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Wouldn't it suck if Michael J Fox was accused?
Replies: 13
Views: 169

Re: Wouldn't it suck if Michael J Fox was accused?

One of my favorite Family Guy gags is Michael J. Fox as Zorro. They show a wall where Zorro would have carved a Z and it's just a scribble.
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by Mojo
Thu Nov 16, 2017 5:32 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Sly Stallone facing sexual assault allegations
Replies: 29
Views: 417

Re: Sly Stallone facing sexual assault allegations

Yeah, if the new definition of sexual assault is applied A definition that's getting looser and looser by the day. TenLenny asks what people have to gain by coming forward with groping stories and it's simple. We really have elevated being a victim to some sort of status symbol, in this country. Th...
by Mojo
Thu Nov 16, 2017 5:02 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Sly Stallone facing sexual assault allegations
Replies: 29
Views: 417

Re: Sly Stallone facing sexual assault allegations

How come no 80's rockstars have been accused? No one cares, so no story to write? I just have to roll my eyes at some of the responses on here to some of the abuse stories. "Now I can't watch his stand up" etc. Right, because none of the band members talked about on this board objectified...
by Mojo
Thu Nov 16, 2017 4:52 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Wouldn't it suck if Michael J Fox was accused?
Replies: 13
Views: 169

Re: Wouldn't it suck if Michael J Fox was accused?

GeddyLifeson wrote:"At first, I thought he was assaulting me with a vibrator. Then I realized it was his hand."

Saved me from having to make a similar joke.
by Mojo
Thu Nov 16, 2017 4:43 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Lead singer of 70's Bubblegum rock band KISS mansplains everything
Replies: 5
Views: 297

Re: Lead singer of 70's Bubblegum rock band KISS mansplains everything

This is gold. They got the lead singer part wrong, but the "bubblegum" part is dead-on.
by Mojo
Thu Nov 16, 2017 4:36 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: ROCK STAR OR FOOL? LA Guns guitar player Michael Grant uses homophobic slur ‘fa??ot’ in profanity-filled Facebook rant
Replies: 40
Views: 882

Re: ROCK STAR OR FOOL? LA Guns guitar player Michael Grant uses homophobic slur ‘fa??ot’ in profanity-filled Facebook r

I'm struck more by how dated that sounds than how offensive it could be construed as. I stopped using that word over a decade ago at the request of a closeted teacher. He asked enough times to where I finally listened and phased it out. Now it just sounds weird. "We just played this bomb concer...
by Mojo
Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:02 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Long-lost da Vinci painting sells for 450 million
Replies: 10
Views: 80

Re: Long-lost da Vinci painting sells for 450 million

Hard to see that picture without thinking of giving him a swirlie.
by Mojo
Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:53 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Long-lost da Vinci painting sells for 450 million
Replies: 10
Views: 80

Re: Long-lost da Vinci painting sells for 450 million

Fucker outbid me by five bucks!

Can't ever have enough of pretty white Jesus hanging around the house. Although he's not hanging in this one.
by Mojo
Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:30 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Ron Jeremy in deep shit!
Replies: 21
Views: 523

Re: Ron Jeremy in deep shit!

From Deep Slit to Deep Shit - The Ron Jeremy Story.
by Mojo
Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:07 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: STONEBREED "Heart of Stone" TAKE ME
Replies: 30
Views: 408

Re: STONEBREED "Heart of Stone" TAKE ME

Just so you alls know, the whole album is on the Youtubes.

Carlos, did you guys actually pay Blackfoot to cover "Train Train," or did you rip them off? Good cover, other than the vocals, though.
by Mojo
Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:58 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: STONEBREED "Heart of Stone" TAKE ME
Replies: 30
Views: 408

Re: STONEBREED "Heart of Stone" TAKE ME

Endless Yodel wrote:And I'm hearing an uptempo "Wicked Game" when I listen to the song. So the cover by HIM, now that I think of it.

The HIM cover was the first thing I heard, too.



Take meeeeat down to your freezer...
by Mojo
Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:48 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump
Replies: 6480
Views: 167884

Re: Dump

Shooting an animal that you don't eat is murder, in my opinion. There's no reason that animals shouldn't be afforded the same protection as humans, with the exception of hunting for food. Humans have done everything we can to separate ourselves from nature, but still think it's okay to just go out i...
by Mojo
Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:32 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: And now Al Franken is the latest of the accused...
Replies: 29
Views: 369

Re: And now Al Franken is the latest of the accused...

I wouldn't have expected this from Franken, for some reason. Tweeden is a Playboy model, so you know she's probably fairly callused to guys being creeps, given the frequency with which she'd have to endure guys like that in that profession. Franken must really have set off her sicko vibes.
by Mojo
Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:55 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: What's with the explosion of women getting those ugly-ass neck tattoos?
Replies: 23
Views: 380

Re: What's with the explosion of women getting those ugly-ass neck tattoos?

Now here's a fresh topic! My understanding is that tattooed people are lazy attention whores and body modification indicates mental illness. Oh, and all chicks should be natural fitness hotties for my gratification. As soon as I saw the thread title, I knew SLD would have to come in and get all ind...
by Mojo
Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:14 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: New Dio Returns promo
Replies: 9
Views: 314

Re: New Dio Returns promo

Who cries for the chintzy? I do.

Also, they forgot the "a" in "Romania" on their tour itinerary. Or maybe they couldn't afford it, by the looks of things.
by Mojo
Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:45 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Richard Dreyfuss accused of lewd sexual conduct in the '80s
Replies: 8
Views: 229

Re: Richard Dreyfuss accused of lewd sexual conduct in the '80s

That's like asking, "Why didn't these women just run out of the room while [male celebrity] was gratifying himself in front of her?" Or even asking why people that are abused by a significant other don't just leave the relationship. There's nothing wrong with asking this, despite the incr...
by Mojo
Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:47 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: It's just like Mary and Joseph! Roy Moore.
Replies: 68
Views: 834

Re: It's just like Mary and Joseph! Roy Moore.

Sooooo much bullshit. You respect people who pull themselves up and then bash someone trying to do just that. What, exactly, are your notable accomplishments? Clearly they're far above what anyone here could aspire to, right? Also, I don't think Chip was ever asking for your support or respect. As ...
by Mojo
Wed Nov 15, 2017 6:21 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Charles Manson hospitalized again
Replies: 5
Views: 98

Re: Charles Manson hospitalized again

Good. Do the tax payers a favor and die.
by Mojo
Wed Nov 15, 2017 5:58 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Richard Dreyfuss accused of lewd sexual conduct in the '80s
Replies: 8
Views: 229

Re: Richard Dreyfuss accused of lewd sexual conduct in the '80s

There's quite a gulf between what he thinks he's saying in response to the allegation and what Teich is actually saying. But his statement reminds me of Spacey's. A nebulous, vaguely-worded somewhat-admission. It's not nebulous at all. He says he was in love with her, he was an asshole, but the he ...
by Mojo
Wed Nov 15, 2017 5:37 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: People with the 'Best Job in the World'?
Replies: 15
Views: 283

Re: People with the 'Best Job in the World'?

leftstrat wrote:The host of booze traveller. Lucky Son of a bitch, sold the idea of a show, where he is paid to travel all over the world, get drunk, and the travel channel bought it, hook, line, and drunken little sinker.

I was going to say a travel blogger type, and that guy fits that perfectly.
by Mojo
Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:56 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: What's with the explosion of women getting those ugly-ass neck tattoos?
Replies: 23
Views: 380

Re: What's with the explosion of women getting those ugly-ass neck tattoos?

Tattoos in general are for people trying to prove to themselves how interesting they are. If I get this neck tattoo, people will think I've got stories! And even less deep than that, they're just an accessory. People don't even think about the "it'll be on me forever" angle, anymore. It's ...
by Mojo
Wed Nov 15, 2017 2:05 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump
Replies: 6480
Views: 167884

Re: Dump

Bannon ~ what someone looks like when they think Gin is a good mixer for Scotch. Just had to park that somewhere. Try a Modern No. 2, next time you're out for cocktails. Blended scotch with sloe gin, a dash of absinthe, a dash of grenadine and a dash of bitters. Normally, I'm disgusted when people ...
by Mojo
Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:52 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Blake Shelton, Sexiest Man Alive, Twitter jerk
Replies: 22
Views: 315

Re: Blake Shelton, Sexiest Man Alive, Twitter jerk

TenBenny wrote:You ask about Blake Shelton with every post I make? Why are you so interested in racist and homophobic behavior? Why don't you try to *love* people, Mojo?


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