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by Mojo
Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:05 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Classic Horror Films
Replies: 24
Views: 224

Re: Classic Horror Films

LeeRatbag wrote:The single most disturbing film I ever saw is still the original silent NOSFERATU. Creepy as all fuck.

Every shot in that thing Is iconic. It’s still a lesson in how to make a vampire movie. The ‘79 remake is incredible, too.

I’m a huge Hammer fan. Many of those will always be my favorites.
by Mojo
Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:40 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Let's get real about Randy Rhoads
Replies: 81
Views: 1593

Re: Let's get real about Randy Rhoads

I guess one of you fuckers needs to explain to me how Rhoads managed to influence an entire generation of guitarists if he was "just a guy". He died. Next question. Ok. Fine. I'll play. Lots of guitar players die. Most don't leave near the influence he did. Dying isn't enough. Next questi...
by Mojo
Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:55 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: HMZ666
Replies: 17
Views: 122

Re: HMZ666

Why the fuck are you all so obsessed with this dude?
by Mojo
Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:10 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Pickle juice..olive juice..sauerkraut juice..jalepeno juice..pepperoncini juice..canned tuna water..A1 sauce
Replies: 31
Views: 333

Re: Pickle juice..olive juice..sauerkraut juice..jalepeno juice..pepperoncini juice..canned tuna water..A1 sauce

Slightly related - when I was a kid, I’d take a swig of Hidden Valley ranch straight from the bottle. Then I discovered the joys of pouring bacon bits into my mouth before the hit of Ranch. Mom had to hide both. Kids are weird.
by Mojo
Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:01 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: The Eagles announce 2018 tour dates with Chris Stapleton, Jimmy Buffett and James Taylor
Replies: 8
Views: 337

Re: The Eagles announce 2018 tour dates with Chris Stapleton, Jimmy Buffett and James Taylor

dweezil wrote:Vince Gill is actually a really good guitar player. His own material was never that far removed from Eagles' sound.

Agreed. Gill is a monster player. He just writes really limp-dicked music that doesn’t show it off.
by Mojo
Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:59 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Carlos from Stonebreed on Inappropriate Earl TONIGHT!!!
Replies: 65
Views: 1164

Re: Carlos from Stonebreed on Inappropriate Earl TONIGHT!!!

I used to be a Stonebreed fan. Now I read about Carlos’s crippling drug habit and I can no longer remain a fan.
by Mojo
Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:55 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Let's get real about Randy Rhoads
Replies: 81
Views: 1593

Re: Let's get real about Randy Rhoads

I despise when someone cites someone else’s “classical training.” Classical training doesn’t mean shit except that you probably spent far more time learning to play as rote and without any variation than you did actually expressing yourself through an instrument. And “classical” music is as all enco...
by Mojo
Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:47 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Let's get real about Randy Rhoads
Replies: 81
Views: 1593

Re: Let's get real about Randy Rhoads

Regardless of his technique, which was flawless, dude had shit tone. That passive ”wah pedal left on and open” thing he had going on was awful.
by Mojo
Tue Nov 21, 2017 7:46 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: David Cassidy-Lyin To Myself
Replies: 20
Views: 538

Re: David Cassidy-Lyin To Myself

David Cassidie - Dyin to Myself.
by Mojo
Tue Nov 21, 2017 7:23 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...
Replies: 3981
Views: 138411

Re: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...

poisonheart wrote:You guize got yer official Gibson relic'd case yet? Only $599 while supplies last!

Oh, for fuck's sake. Can Gibson just shut the fuck up and go away, at this point?
by Mojo
Tue Nov 21, 2017 6:41 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Rate this Slash performance
Replies: 8
Views: 319

Re: Rate this Slash performance

hendrix74 wrote:Michael Jackson fuckin owned the stage live.

He was the King of Pop for a reason.
by Mojo
Tue Nov 21, 2017 4:04 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Carlos from Stonebreed on Inappropriate Earl TONIGHT!!!
Replies: 65
Views: 1164

Re: Carlos from Stonebreed on Inappropriate Earl TONIGHT!!!

I noticed my “Then you’d better wipe down the coach” comment got deleted.
by Mojo
Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:56 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Let's get real about Randy Rhoads
Replies: 81
Views: 1593

Re: Let's get real about Randy Rhoads

Rooster wrote:I guess one of you fuckers needs to explain to me how Rhoads managed to influence an entire generation of guitarists if he was "just a guy".

He died. Next question.
by Mojo
Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:29 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: College suspends radio show over the T-word
Replies: 44
Views: 324

Re: College suspends radio show over the T-word

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:I have a doctorate in statistics.

:lol:
by Mojo
Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:00 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Carlos from Stonebreed on Inappropriate Earl TONIGHT!!!
Replies: 65
Views: 1164

Re: Carlos from Stonebreed on Inappropriate Earl TONIGHT!!!

Carlos is so full of shit. You're playing an "arena show" and your band mates still scheduled other shows within hours. They moved you up one hour . If your guys scheduled shows that close, they're idiots. You guys are such a fucking joke. You watched two other bands before you play two so...
by Mojo
Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:49 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: SHOCKER! Gene $immon$ accused of sexual harassment!
Replies: 32
Views: 1026

Re: SHOCKER! Gene $immon$ accused of sexual harassment!

Jason Jennifer Leigh wrote:sex with over 4000 women

Santa Clause is real, too.
by Mojo
Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:32 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Let's get real about Randy Rhoads
Replies: 81
Views: 1593

Re: Let's get real about Randy Rhoads

supertzar7078 wrote:legend who died way too young

The problem is that these two things should have nothing to do with each other, but are inextricably linked, as you've done here.
by Mojo
Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:28 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: HMZ's Record Collection
Replies: 53
Views: 519

Re: HMZ's Record Collection

His favorite blues artist is Leadpipebelly.
by Mojo
Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:21 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Classic Horror Films
Replies: 24
Views: 224

Re: Classic Horror Films

GreatWhiteSnake wrote:1979's Dracula with Frank Langella (best Dracula ever) Sir Laurence Olivier, Donald Pleasance and most important.... Boobs....

It’s not my favorite Dracula, but it’s really underrated. Crazy atmospheric, really lush sets, and Langela is cool as fuck in it.
I still prefer Oldman.
by Mojo
Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:54 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: AC/DC guitarist Malcolm Young dead at 64
Replies: 50
Views: 398

Re: AC/DC guitarist Malcolm Young dead at 64

Cyd wrote: You're throwing boulders.

And they’re hitting your face.
by Mojo
Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:30 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Let's get real about Randy Rhoads
Replies: 81
Views: 1593

Re: Let's get real about Randy Rhoads

Absolutely overrated because he’s dead. No question. Still a great player.
by Mojo
Mon Nov 20, 2017 11:01 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Why weren’t the New York Dolls bigger?
Replies: 77
Views: 1206

Re: Why weren’t the New York Dolls bigger?

CC Scotti Dokken wrote:Mother Love Bone. Andrew Wood died before their debut came out, leaving us with Pearl jam...

Well, try not to hold that against him.
by Mojo
Mon Nov 20, 2017 10:48 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: AC/DC guitarist Malcolm Young dead at 64
Replies: 50
Views: 398

Re: AC/DC guitarist Malcolm Young dead at 64

If Cyd is a real person, and a woman, I’ll be shocked. I doubt both.
by Mojo
Mon Nov 20, 2017 6:42 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Cassidy & Manson both dead
Replies: 21
Views: 471

Re: Cassidy & Manson both dead

The thought of Charles Manson checking that organ donor box on his ID and then feeling good about himself cracks me up.
by Mojo
Sun Nov 19, 2017 9:44 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Share your mundane and uneventful things here!
Replies: 9643
Views: 362374

Re: Share your mundane and uneventful things here!

Turner Coates wrote:But the worm is like the cherry on top....the inside of the Tootsie Roll!....the crux of the biscuit!

I'm sure I'll find out some day.
by Mojo
Sun Nov 19, 2017 9:31 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Share your mundane and uneventful things here!
Replies: 9643
Views: 362374

Re: Share your mundane and uneventful things here!

Turner Coates wrote:
Mojo wrote:Discovered mezcal on a recent trip to Mexico. Ahora estoy tan barracho en casa como en Mexico.


How was the worm?

I've not come across any that has one, actually. I picked some up the other day and don't remember seeing any at the store that had the worm in it.
by Mojo
Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:41 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: What would your plans be on a typical Saturday night in 1990?
Replies: 51
Views: 693

Re: What would your plans be on a typical Saturday night in 1990?

Have the first of several pints of Strongbow cider. Drink several bottles of K cider. Drink several pints of Strongbow. Those were the days. God damn, that's a lot of sugar. That's why I'm a porky fucker now. :D Nah, I was 20 in 1990, I had a good metabolism. Haven't drunk like that in years. It pr...
by Mojo
Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:39 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Cassidy & Manson both dead
Replies: 21
Views: 471

Re: Cassidy & Manson both dead

Gazpacho wrote:Great post Gazpacho

Come on, get happy.

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