That's an extremely formidable line-up and puts Philly in the position to be competitive for a while. The projections for 2009 come out mid-month. I'm curious to see what the numbers are for those guys. With their age, etc. There should only be an upside for all of them. The only thing Philly has to...

Philly would be in GREAT shape if they could grab Holliday for prospects and lock him up for a few years. A core of Utley/Howard/Rollins/Holliday... holy shit. I knew lots of team's are wanting Holliday. That lineup right there is terrifying. Oh yeah, Pedroia won a Gold Glove! Next it should be MVP.

that's pretty sad how Clemens was left out of the Yankees ceremony. Sure, the guy is a fucking liar, but it's not like he screwed over the Yankees. He HELPED them. They should have honored him in some way. Lots of players have helped the Yankees. I don't really see what's sad about it. He's not a &...

Bump Goddamnit. Alright. It's rumor time kids. Apparently from the GM meetings. White Sox genius Kenny Williams seems to have had Nick Swisher and Javier Vazquez fall out of favor. The word on the street is he wants to move both of them. Interesting situation for the Mighty Red Sox or MFY. How under...

Ha! This is fucking hilarious about poor Rahjah. Estranged former Yankee Roger Clemens was "heartbroken" when his former team left him out of Sunday night's Stadium-farewell festivities, which included a video montage honoring the Bronx Bombers' greatest pitchers - but not him, a relative ...

I couldn't see Lowe in a NY uniform. It would ( not unlike Manny ) surprise me to see the MFY FO go after him. Lowe has reported off the field troubles ( drinking, drinking in the clubhouse , etc. ) which is one of the reasons Epstein let him walk. That kind of goes against everything that NY stands...

to let K Rod walk, same with Teixeria. Tex's contract will hit astronomical levels with both Anaheim and NY wanting his services. K-Rod is a huge gamble. His peripherals are dropping and his throwing motion is extremely violent. Dude falls off his feet after a pitch about a third of the time, which...

Geez I totally forgot about Manny. Like I've stated before, it would really surprise me if he ends up in NY. Cashman, etc. is not a fan of Manny. It would really surprise me. The Manny we see now is the "happy Manny". He's Boras' bitch. He wants another 100m contract. With Ned Colleti's ob...

It returns. Glorious and powerful. With the end of the season near, a lot of discussion needs to be had this off season. What is Ben Sheets' worth? Who won't the MFY sign? Does Texeria stay? Does Varitek go? How and the fuck does Minyana still have a job? PAP ( pitcher abuse points ) pertaining to S...

In other news. Water is wet.

She's a butterface, but there is "something" about her.

Sabu wrote:

grayantimatter wrote:

Dr J Jones wrote:

That one has been posted before. Is it just a bad comedy skit, or is it from a movie?

It's porn. It's from a clown porn movie. They set it up where he ended up fucking his daughter. :

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

Redman77 wrote:

That is the greatest thing I've ever seen! Ever!

I sent Rockskar a PM and it was relayed to me I should post it here. On the roomate guitar theft thread: http://www.metal-sludge.com/main/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=33355 Rockskar was saying to engrave your initials in the control cavities. About 7 years ago a junkie ripped off...