Ted Nugent and his rampant gaping cornhole rides again.

I guess it's just my sense of humor, but I've always laughed harder at these kinds of movies than I do when watching crap like The Hangover. It's hit and miss with these kinds of movies. I wasn't impressed with The Hangover, but this one got an unfair shake, in my opinion. I'm not a fan of Robin Wi...

Old Dogs ~ 7 out of 10. This movie has been widely and roundly panned by critics everywhere. Ratings usually given rate it no higher than 5%. Wow, that puts me a very small percentile here. I certainly agree that no new ground has been broken, and the story lines are preposterous, but those assessm...

The Hangover ~ 5 out of 10. I don't get the hype. I thought it was funny only in spots, and labeling it as "unrated" for the dvd release is misleading. There's nothing in it I would consider unrating worthy. I don't remember seeing one bare titty, and the show wasn't that dangerous, not e...

The Hangover ~ 5 out of 10. I don't get the hype. I thought it was funny only in spots, and labeling it as "unrated" for the dvd release is misleading. There's nothing in it I would consider unrating worthy. I don't remember seeing one bare titty, and the show wasn't that dangerous, not e...

Taking Woodstock (2009) ~ 9/10

Great storyline, even if it was romanticized to hell and back. Or, maybe it was all the pot smoke I was enjoying at the time. Either way, fully enjoyable.

Who cares whether or not "global warming", "global cooling", or "climate chage" is real? If the scare of it forces us to clean up our act, it's a good thing. Those that continue to stand on their soapboxes and parrot the things that the big money polluters want you to ...

_underscore_ wrote:

AmericanJackass wrote:

What am I supposed to be looking for?

Don't worry. You won't really shit bricks.

Here's a compromise - How about all the religious freaks shut their fucking pieholes for once and respect that the world doesn't revolve around their goofy fucking superstitions? I think it's ludicrous that a gay couple can't legally marry because a bunch of fucking retards think their way has to b...

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The only thing she would have to do to emulate a belly button sun tattoo would be paint the stretch marks around it.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
What the fucking FUCK? They shouldn't even make belly shirts in that size!

You can't even call it a belly shirt at that point, more like a gunt curtain.

Goddamn, somebody forgot to close the drapes.

Toxx Clause request!

More Americans SHOULD go hungry. Fatasses.

grishnak boss wrote:

That's gotta be my favorite so far.

All owned this and bashed that, and still no ownings or bashings. Shock and Awe, indeed.

Well, it's either iggyeye, or LGOTGP cabbaged the fuck out of igg's post.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:

Roxxy1 wrote:My snatch is very cunning....if she likes you, you're welcomed in and the teeth withdraw and you get the warm welcome she likes to give. If she doesn't....you get the teeth.

Die in a fire.

What, so she can be reborn as a retarded phoenix? Bahgaaawk!

The Invention Of Lying ~ Somewhat predictable, but thoroughly entertaining. Ricky Gervais is a funny motherfucker. 9/10.

Anyone who thinks Bon Jovi, Poison and Def Leppard were hairbands should get their hairspray and headband examined. Regards, Tommy Poison = Not a hair band Rhino Bucket = Hair band :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I guess all that Aquanet went to waste, then.

fatbass wrote:

Luminiferous wrote:

Gross. That's his daughter.

Which makes it even more hilarious.

30 deep, yeah...

WTF wrote:Looks like she ate at least 1/4 of a Mexican family.

Christ, how big was the family?

The Fountain - 3/10 This movie had no clear direction or character development, and nothing to tie scenes together cohesively. Sucked balls. Hugh Jackman's best role yet, my ass. Night Watch - 6.5/10 Not bad, but nothing particularly original. Full of action, very comic-bookish. Nescafe company is f...

Neither does him, that's the point. Roibo Jesus told him it's the right thing to do. He's broke, can't pay his rent, credit cards maxed. The solution is to find a complete stranger with a couple young children and marry her. The only way this makes sense is if the chick is loaded. She's not. So it ...

Nicole76 wrote:

brak wrote:
fat.

Who are you? You're awesome.

Duh!

Nanana, gonna have a good time, hey-hey-hey.

SoulsOfBlack wrote:Hmmmm..... How did she find out Sludgers were watching it?

The comments.

I noticed there was no answer back to you. LMAO.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:

upinsmoke wrote:Who's bongdiva?

Who do you think?

I figured... just wanted to confirm it. You knew 2 months ago who it was, then.