HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:

ChrissiLawless wrote:phil lewis

Phil Lewis is a fucking faggot!

so bizarre, my friend is obsessed with him, the other bitch I used to know gave him a blowie. I don't understand at ALL why women think he's hot. he's older than my grandpa!

He admitted on that Metal Show that he airbrush spray tans... a guy this much into his appearance must still be getting some strange.... just sayin.

nice body but that's about all... still not wearing guy-liner and hairspray, so not even my type really

ohhh, but i thought you were walking away.... pigs get slaughtered, remember that

This is me walking away from your crazy ass, much like pretty much everyone who has had the displeasure of knowing you and/or filing a police report against. You are crazy as fuck and the safety of my children isn't worth the few laughs that are always easily had at your expense. *flick* yeah right...

I highly doubt you could cook me for breakfast because I don't believe for one second that you have access to fire or sharp objects in whatever group home your dad has hidden you away in this time around. I suggest you double down on your meds and find someone else to obsess about, you terminally i...

All I did was show back up and start posting again. You, on the other hand, can barely make a post without half of the board making fun of you, and the funny thing is, half of them don't even know how truly unhinged you really are. It only takes one Van Halen post for the average poster to figure o...

? shows how much you fucking know. :lol: :lol: we've all seen what you look like....by now everyone has, and you really are the biggest cow I've ever seen. I've seen your pictures too and if I didn't know any better, I'd swear your neck was Olive Oyl's asshole and it shit all over your shoulders. I...

? shows how much you fucking know.
we've all seen what you look like....by now everyone has, and you really are the biggest cow I've ever seen.

does she really think anyone gives a shit she's back? I thought Stevie said someone had to raise a grand to get her back...wtf happened? who let the dogs out?

Lucybyday wrote:And I hate to be the one with the bad news, but my bestie had the displeasure of working with him for about 6 weeks on the music side and he's a complete, total douche bag.

sad to hear, but not a surprise, rockstar ego. ugh

Dong....this is old news..last I heard he found another amazon supermodel..

I still wanna know what the story is behind his (second?) divorce and how he ended up with custody of his daughter from that marriage. That's bound to be juicy---what judge gives custody of a preschooler to a touring musician? :shock: How many times has this fucker been married? and how many kids? ...

can I also point out Eddie is on a different level than Filthy spoons... Edward Van Halen is a fucking guitar icon, Phil is a washed has been never was B level piece of shit, and we are all glad he's gone here. well... I am. so fuck u This is the Ho board.... this place used to be lively with storie...

Soo fucking funny Tommy. :roll: Ed does not need to pay me, ever. I would fuck him everyday for free. You know Eddie is married, right? Why do you give Phil Lewis so much shit for cheating when you're willing to fuck a married man? Your hypocrisy knows no bounds. wow, bringing up Phil again huh? yo...

I've got 2 stories. One from a well known drummer in NYC who helped him hook up with a prostitute in NYC just South of Central Park when they were playing meadowlands arena on the FUCK tour in '91. The other is when he was hanging at Dweezil Zappa's house all drunk and bummed that he got caught che...

I still wanna know what the story is behind his (second?) divorce and how he ended up with custody of his daughter from that marriage. That's bound to be juicy---what judge gives custody of a preschooler to a touring musician? :shock: How many times has this fucker been married? and how many kids? ...

Yeah, seems he's looking good these days, new teeth, hitting the gym. So I'm sure getting stories would be hard anymore. He's hotter now than probably ever. Anyone? stories? Bueller? 8) :lol: Good grief, you're a retard Did he get his new teeth at the same place you did? FUCK YOU. who the fuck are ...

traumatized from seeing a un cut dude.
craay.

probably a good boy now that his wife is glue to his side, not stupid like Val was. I kinda wish he would drink more. then screw around more. lol.
he was yummy in that concert

if they're all drugged out they might take any piece of ass. but who knows, I did not even try to get DLR the other night, cuz I am sans cock.

pretty much all of them like the spinner types...hello!
they only fuck fat chicks if they're desperate

michelish wrote:my girlfriends and i were picked out at a DLR show in '91. we already had passes so i gave them to some friends i ran into.

So, Tell us about DLR was he fruity?

Love_Industry wrote:Gene Simmons likes them bigger as long as they have huge boobs.

that explains some things.

George just seems like an easy target to get, he just does! I actually think his wife travels with him some of the time, not sure. but that sucks. I think he would be chasing young chicks if they were around. But I don't know from experience. there. still no dirt!

this board is deader than a door nail, has been since 03!

sad.

crickets!

the fuck u talkin about?

RadGurL3 wrote:

nycrue wrote:wow you guys aim low, get some taste

So then, uh...your vote goes to Eddie Van Halen?

better than Steve Riley or fucking Tom DeLonge. ew

wow you guys aim low, get some taste