Hungwell wrote:

I laughed.

gr8twhte wrote:Happy Birthday, Charlene!!!!

I'll second that! Now fetch me a beer and a basket of wings while I wait for a table in the pretty waitress' section to open up.

chickenona wrote:This thread is for VENOM!

BLACK METAL!!!!!!!!!


Truly this is like trying to decide which stripper has the worst daddy issues. In a sea of stupidity, it's hard to give any one wave too much much credit. With that said, Jake Yonkel is a motherfucking tsunami of stupid.

Luminiferous wrote:If I had a time machine I'd go back and be Elise's first in the backseat...

And by backseat, you mean buttsecks.

So we're rewriting history. Funny. Whoever described my post as a whimperfest is a moron. As I said, I live the dream every time I walk out the door. I just don't need the crap that comes with posting here. Have fun with that. :lol: Funny, but when you say that you "live the dream" daily,...

Hey look, douchebag! http://www.4to40.com/images/story/egypt/pharaoh_moses.jpg This was taken when we were in Egypt when I was younger. See that fucker trying to bring down the wrath of God on me? That's Moses, and I ran his punk ass for years. *laughs* So - my dream passed me by, huh? Let's examin...

It's baaaack!

Itwalksamongus wrote:Don't mess with the bull young man. You'll get the horns.

So Tim, do you appreciate Boris Karloff's work, or do you feel like it stereotypes you?

Is it going to be weird for you when the kid you used to babysit accepts the republican nomination next week?

I may talk a bit of shit on this board, but I will give credit where it is due. Before I saw that video, you could not have convinced me that anyone could out-gay Marq Torien. I stand corrected.

gr8twhte wrote:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
blatantly ghey e-chivalry

Us rural MN's love blatantly ghey e-chivalry. Rev was so good at it. Wilburrr!

gr8whte is the funniest of my 664 alternyms.

Check out the registration dates. Us rural MN's suggest that you think about it...

PS: Nicko = Stoner. Check out the registration date s and verbal style. Verbatim. Both. Nicko = Stoner. Nothing I type could make you look like more of a tool. Who said we needed to open registration to get a fresh supply of tardballs? This is gold on so many levels. http://thesuperficial.com/2008/...

Nicko obliterated me? Really? I didn't bother to read his whole ridiculous post, so I must have missed that. Sure you didn't read it, Turbo. Just like Bill Clinton eschewed inhalation and blowies you've joined ItFartsDust in shunning negative agendas. Allow me to add nutless to the list of epithets...

WOW. I've never seen so many fucked up, mean-sprited people in one thread in my life. And that's saying a lot on sludge, where not long ago many of you were also involved in mercilessly shredding a girl on here after getting ahold of her myspace pics. I haven't seen shit like that since jr. high, s...

TUFFMUFFTYGERTAILZ wrote:That was what they wanted to do in the first place. They have a lot of practice chasing off good looking women though.

And now they can take credit for chasing off a skank.

Just trying to expand the horizons and keep this an equal opportunity board.

Damn. If you're sharing the stage with a singer who looks like Orson Welles' mulleted love child howling out lyrics that can not have been written by a native English speaker and you can't compete for time on camera, you might be a mummy. http://www.937kcountry.com/Images%202006/Jeff_Foxworthy.jpg ...

http://b1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00879/14/93/879773941_l.jpg I lulzed at the "There's Something About Mary" soundtrack tribute band. It still isn't as ghei as the expression on Rav's man-friend's face which effectively conveys the fact that all of the soap in the Polish Glory Hole club'...

Krapmetal and Libertard... lets tackle the serious questions here, shall we? Have you ever gone to a show with your girlfriends and took a picture? Does this therefor make you a groupie of the band? And if so, does this then mean you are automatically assumed to be sucking the singers cock? And in ...

"Sexual Chocolate!"

Jake, I'll admit that I don't really dislike you. I haven't paid enough attention to your posts to really develop much of an opinion one way or the other. For that matter, why should you give a flying fuck about my opinion of you in the first place? But since you apparently do, this post illustrate...

JakeYonkel wrote:Yeah, you try your first Hatas thread and the douche crew has to roll through. Oh well. I'm not even attacking one of your own!

One of my own what?

Friends? Race? Alts?

More importantly, what would make you think anyone would claim you over her anyway?