Would you mortgage your future to win now with a QB that will be out of the league in five/six years?

Chip Kelly wants to trade for Mariota. I don't want to tell him that aside from Jacksonville, the NFL isn't the PAC-12.

Ballghazi continues! NFL was aware of deflation allegations before the AFC Championship game. http://deadspin.com/report-nfl-was-aware-of-patriots-deflation-allegations-1680914291 his, at least, answers one of the peripheral questions surrounding claims that the Patriots illegally deflated Tom Brady...

REO Speedealer - Zeke

Moistboyz - Paperboy

The Magnificent Bastards - Mockingbird Girl

Buck-O-Nine - Knockin' Down The Door

Moistboyz - The Tweaker

What's funny as they delivered Ohio a championship before LeBron James.

Jello Biafra + The Melvins - Halo Of Flies

If Frankengoober manages to win a Superbowl, do you think P13 will come back?

NOFX - See Her Pee

Devo - Don't Shoot (I'm A Man)

D Generation - Helpless

I'm glad I don't live in Eugene anymore. Ducks fans make Raiders fans look classy. Especially when they're drunk and upset.

The only thing I have against Davis is that he hasn't completed a full season. For the past two years, he breaks down by game 62 and is on the shelf for the rest of the season. If he makes it all 82 games this year, I will gladly swing from his dick like a kid on a jungle gym.

One has the potential of being one of the greatest PF's in the modern era. The other is nearly unstoppable in the fourth quarter and has ice water in his veins.

Obviously I'm going with Lillard. Who you got???

David Bowie - Ashes To Ashes

Bill indeed is a windbag that swings from LeBron's dick like a kid on a jungle gym, but he does has his moments. Him, Jacoby and Jalen should start working for Deadspin already.

If the Hawks AND Ducks manage to choke, I hope they don't become Blazers Bandwagon-Ass Cats.

It's cute when Huckabee tries to dial down the religious nuttery enough to appear somewhat moderate, to appeal to the non-religious crowd. Its kind of funny because Perry, Santorum and Huckabee are all in the Super Jesus camp. I know Ricky has ties to Bryan Fischer, which torpedoes his chance at th...

I love it when Heen breaks kayfabe.

What do you think about the Bulls this year?

And Zombie, you should know well enough that your vote doesn't mean shit in the Presidential race.

Mittens is making another go of it too. The GOP lost in 2012 because it couldn't capture the minority vote. (Women, Hispanic and the LGBT vote.) You would figure they would become more inclusive. Or they're betting on Bernie Sanders running as an independent and sinking Hillary's odds at capturing t...

The fact that Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless are still alive is the ultimate dick punch. Stu was a game changer at ESPN. And when he was paired with Rich or Dan or SVP, it was pretty good viewing while I waited to catch the school bus. To say he was one of the last legit dudes employed at ESPN wo...

I hope the Ducks fucking choke. Hands down the worst bunch of Superfans I've ever encountered. Downtown Eugene should be avoided during Gameday. Especially after a defeat. They're like Raiders fans with a worse color scheme and no winning history to back it up.

The entire Oregon Ducks collection.

WTF wrote:Swaggy P? Am I missing what that has to do with his name?

Nick Young is an agent of chaos.

But is he still soft like Charmin?

To be fair, wouldn't you play stupid to get away from Dan Snyder? To be fair, RGIII is not acting. The kid is not intelligent by any stretch of the imagination. What we have here is a player who refuses to accept responsibility for his lack of growth. Injures aside. Coaches aside. He has yet to loo...