I own a 2001 Ford Ranger. It's perfect for me. It has less than 70,000 original miles on it. Someone broke off the outside passenger door handle one night, so I just left it that way. Somebody stole the radio antenna in a store parking lot, so I got a stubby little replacement that works better than...

I'll put my playing & songwriting up against anybody here. If you're so talented, why aren't you famous and why don't you make a fabulous living doing it? I've been honest about my life. The only thing I got going for me is a bit of talent and making the most of it. Otherwise I'm a loser. I've ...

I'm beginning to think they're paying Ace to keep their names in the spotlight.

That's what happens when you have "Tiger Parents" that beat you if you slack. Ah. I thought it was natural talent and ability. Guess not. Eddie Van Halen's dad must have REALLY REALLY messed with him. Eddie wasn't Asian. https://media.tenor.com/6GsRI8eoiTQAAAAM/joke-sarcastic.gif WHOOSH!

TooOldToCare wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 10:54 am That's what happens when you have "Tiger Parents" that beat you if you slack.

Ah. I thought it was natural talent and ability.
Guess not.
Eddie Van Halen's dad must have REALLY REALLY messed with him.

GreatWhiteSnake wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 8:36 am I've seen that. Terrifying...

And she looks sorta bored, instead of making faces of a guitarist in pain.

Don't Damn Me wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 8:09 pm
I'll put my playing & songwriting up against anybody here.

If you're so talented, why aren't you famous and why don't you make a fabulous living doing it?

His hand is as big as her butt.
He's beyond Hoss Cartwright territory.

Some of the hands on some of the chicks in sleeks pics are fucked up. That's part of the deal. You have to explain what you want...very explicitly and carefully. Sometimes it does stuff on it's own. I was working on an American Old West pic, and it put antlers instead of horns on a couple of buffal...

Very cool! The details of your story had me wondering the other day as to how Zach was when he was younger compared to the full blown gabagool speaking parody he is now? Normally, I wouldn't have even noticed, but like I said, his mom was cute, and they seemed fascinated by all the production stuff...

LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 2:33 pm When I eventually take my trip to Antarctica im never coming back.

You'll love the beach. All you'll need are flip flops, tee shirts and shorts.

I was on a union stage crew at an Ozzy show that was one of Zakk Wyld's early gigs. He was a fresh-faced kid. He had a female minder who might have been his mom. Makes sense - I think he was only 20 when he got the gig. He looked younger, and his mom was hot. https://i.imgur.com/a34blCC.png Before ...

maninblack wrote: ↑Sun Feb 25, 2024 10:47 am
She invented tapping.

She started out by tapping a keg, then she moved on to Morse Code.

She makes Gene and Paul look like imbeciles.

maninblack wrote: ↑Sun Feb 25, 2024 10:32 am

Jason Jennifer Leigh wrote: ↑Sun Feb 25, 2024 10:27 am Girl in the back is Ace’s fiancé.

Really? I wonder if she did the guitar solos?

Maybe little pieces of them...like everybody else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=See8XTnd5tM

Ace has a wacky, cartoon like voice.
It seems to be rubbing off on Steve Brown, who is starting to speak like him.
They both sound like Tony Clifton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtHyc43Firk

I just saw something on TV while channel surfing. A country artist was singing while playing an acoustic with a capo. He had a tight band. Near the end of his song, it modulated up a half step. While the band played the first note of the modulation, the guy moved his capo up a fret, then fell back i...

Dogs be loyal and man’s best friend is total pile of dog sh*t Dog runs away or gets new family- takes them about a week to find new “best” friend. With no memory of last owner. Dogs are like Dames and Games strippers Wrong. My dog doesn't even go down to the corner to have a drink and a sniff with ...

eddie lee roth wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 11:29 am Lorne Michaels offering $3,000 to The Beatles to reunite on SNL back in the 70’s.

Then George wanted to know if that was per man or if it was the total.

I have never owned any pets and I've heard that for example, a dogs unconditional love is something really special. I don't doubt it. So my question is this: i know that most people-I guess all? Will talk to their pets and say things like, " Hang on!", "Do you want to go outside?&quo...

I was on a union stage crew at an Ozzy show that was one of Zakk Wyld's early gigs. He was a fresh-faced kid. He had a female minder who might have been his mom.

Those cats are tug boats.

Hmmmmm.
Those kitties didn't jump in there because they like to swim.
He must smell like sardines or something.

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GoodJudge wrote: ↑Thu Feb 22, 2024 12:49 pm Van Halen parachuting is hard to top. Maybe it inspired 'Queen Elizabeth' parachuting into the Olympic stadium in 2012?

Santa Claus(s) have been parachuting at events for nearly a century.
It's an old TV and radio station publicity stunt, like flagpole sitting.

Paul wept.

The Stones rolling down 5th Ave in NYC, playing on a flatbed truck.

ParaDime77 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 21, 2024 4:47 pm KISS has to be licking their chops already.

"The PAUL STANLEY band PRESENTS THE SOUNDS OF KISS"

(insert punchline)