FearsOfGun wrote:Wow. What a work of genius. Knopf should have been beating down his door.

You're such a tease. You know what Knopf's logo is.

So you are really hopeless, here in your wallowing website, as you battle for ignorance and the right to remain stupid. (I forgot about this rant.) I'm pretty sure a website can't wallow. I'm pretty sure we posters could wallow in a website. But I'm pretty sure a website can't wallow. Enjoy the hop...

Nice work, Johnny D. With all the truly talented, professional writers around here, it amuses me that Slicer thought his remedial pap would be lauded. However, his technique of rappelling down the mountainside to call everyone who didn't praise his efforts "retarded dumbshits" is a refresh...

You need to say something like. " The women screamed. Their faces bore the pain of grief-stricken wives." You need more details than that, but maybe you'll get the picture. I doubt it though. You seem like you have blinders on. wow, that's repulsive. If I wrote like that I would kill myse...

why?

And we own you.

What is it about this site that keeps people coming back for more abuse? No really...think about all the people we've seen over the years, get their ass handed to them so very brutally, lose their mind, get banned, and then go to lengths to come back for more??? Slicer, Lickety, Pretty Dead Boy? Or...

Good golly!

Those are some really bad reviews. But they're way more entertaining than the bio and synopsis.



I sincerely hope this thread turned out the way kriptyc hoped it would.

deathcurse wrote:...A Yeast Among the Hang

Pretty much the best koan of all time, dude.

kriptyc wrote: no, more pathetic than that: you actually copied deathcurse.

Bless his heart.

Please, oh please tell me I'm cast in the "greater evil" camp.

here's the whole quote: "A young native prophet finds himself powerless in the face of inevitable tragedy. An even greater evil is well prepared to take advantage of this situation. Others arrive as if pawns in a wicked game. Paranormal activity, possession and madness mark the journey of soul...

Breathlessly awaiting your review on Amazon....

If the book itself is even half as tedious as the (obviously "Mark Price" written) book and author description, it's quite possibly the most deplorable piece of self-satisfied pap churned out in the past 20 years. I'm tempted to order it, for mocking purposes, but I'm scared of it driving ...

Bad Teacher = Bad Movie.



Really, really bad.

Wandered into a fun little movie called "Bottle Shock" on Netflix streaming. It's about the California wine industry coming into its own at the famed "1976 Judgement of Paris." I know. It sounds boring so far, right? It's not. Little indy film with Alan Rickman, Bill Pullman, Den...

He's a cock blocker.


Tell him I said so.

Our insults mean nothing to this guy, Skate! This poor kid is used to dancing like a monkey on the end of a string for greasy dollar bills. Kowtowing to hordes of overweight, imperious tourists and their sticky, snot nosed spawn in hopes of them leaving a couple of meager, ketchup-smeared bucks unde...

Yes he is.


Which explains why he's a waiter.


At Rainforest Cafe.


He has dreams, though, dammit!

Wow. That was clever. In all my years on Sludge, no one's ever come up with Mutzi. Or Musti. Or Ditzi. Or Bitchi. Or Pissy GoPee.


Way to school me, Rusty Fuck.


Ooh. That was so much fun.

I'm certainly no champion of HMJ, but where the fuck did you get the idea that he delivers newspapers?

If this is true, it could useful information.

Then again, the chances of getting something useful from you are slim to none.


Fucking waiter. Fill up my water glass, boy.

Says the guy who's a waiter at the Rainforest Cafe.

Hey?!? Where'd she go?!?!


OH MY GOD


SHE'S DRIVING

That's not surprising. You're an alcoholic.

Actually, he got married! Congrats!

Awesome memories. Thanks, kids. Frozen Pepsi...jesus christ. Haven't thought about that asswipe in years. Last I heard, he was down in Arkansas, annoying the fuck out of Cracker. Mickey - some bitch tried to start shit with me in 2001 posting under the name "Mitzi Dupree" even though it wa...

ZOMBIES! ZOMBIES! ZOMBIES! Awesome. Strippers, crack whores, pimps and zombies. And the strippers and crack whores are ridiculously hot (well, way hotter than I expected). Seriously. What more can you ask for in a movie? Tip: be stoned. As a cheesy zombie titty movie: 8/10 As a real movie: 4/10

`Lo wrote:I know he once dated Alyson Hannigan and I was wondering if he haves a current girlfriend? and it seems he likes Dark hair woman??

I know he likes women who speak English.


Sorry about that.

Well, I'd put up a "so FreakShow - did this thread turn out the way you planned?" post, but that just seems silly now.


Junkies getting off of pills and substituting the addiction with Sludge: never a good thing.

LMGDMDAO