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by Alabama Slammer
Wed Feb 24, 2016 8:48 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit
Replies: 3221
Views: 1202884

Re: Bobby Blotzer = piece of shit

Peter Crisp wrote:I agree. This could possibly eclipse Carb Day!!
Never.

Nothing will eclipse Carb Day.
by Alabama Slammer
Tue Feb 16, 2016 9:27 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?
Replies: 622
Views: 368607

Re: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?

Hey you SEC fans what the hell is going on in Louisiana? The damn governor has threatened to shut down LSU football. Holy shit that's got to be the dumbest governor in the country. Is he trying to get shot or is he fed up with the job and wants to make sure he never gets reelected? I don't know WTF...
by Alabama Slammer
Fri Feb 12, 2016 1:00 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14483
Views: 3793513

Re: The NFL Thread

eddie lee roth wrote:Maybe the Bears can work out a trade with the Bills and get LeSean McCoy. Sounds like he can dish out the punishment pretty good. He's a real hard hitter.

I see what you did there.
by Alabama Slammer
Fri Feb 12, 2016 9:04 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14483
Views: 3793513

Re: The NFL Thread

Oh c'mon... the guy is a 30 year old running back on a pass heavy offensive team with a new GM that is trying to get his players in place.

No big surprise there.
by Alabama Slammer
Mon Feb 08, 2016 10:07 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14483
Views: 3793513

Re: The NFL Thread

I love how before the game if you didn't like Cam Newton you had racist tendencies. But now after the game he acts like a pouty little bitch and suddenly everybody's on the same page. He is a gloating winner and a sore loser and it has absolutely zero to do with the color of his skin. So can we get...
by Alabama Slammer
Mon Feb 08, 2016 7:53 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14483
Views: 3793513

Re: The NFL Thread

My thoughts on the game: Atta boys to DeMarcus Ware. Fuck Peyton Manning. Fuck the Panthers. Cam Newton is a bitch. Oh, and I laughed my ass off when Steve Smith said Mike Shula was a "creative play caller" during the pre-game. Motherfucker must have never seen any of Shula's Bama games......
by Alabama Slammer
Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:45 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?
Replies: 622
Views: 368607

Re: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?

Signing day is a joke. Who cares that that kid and this kid looked into the tv camera and put a hat on his head. NFL teams don't pay attention. Why should anybody? Because: Since 1996, all but one of the consensus national champions has had at least two top 10 classes in the four years leading up t...
by Alabama Slammer
Fri Feb 05, 2016 7:46 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14483
Views: 3793513

Re: The NFL Thread

Unless the Panthers are your team I think the majority of football fans would like to see the fairy tale type ending for Manning and see him ride off into the sunset ala just like his boss Elway did. My reasons for pulling for the Broncos in this one are different. Fuck Peyton Manning, but fuck the...
by Alabama Slammer
Fri Feb 05, 2016 7:41 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?
Replies: 622
Views: 368607

Re: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?

Signing day is a joke. Who cares that that kid and this kid looked into the tv camera and put a hat on his head. NFL teams don't pay attention. Why should anybody? Because: Since 1996, all but one of the consensus national champions has had at least two top 10 classes in the four years leading up t...
by Alabama Slammer
Tue Jan 12, 2016 9:52 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?
Replies: 622
Views: 368607

Re: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?

That was one helluva football game that got played last night. I'm obvously pleased with the outcome, but I hate that Clemson had to lose. That was one outstanding football team.
by Alabama Slammer
Tue Jan 05, 2016 6:56 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?
Replies: 622
Views: 368607

Re: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?

Machado wrote: OU in 2016 will open up at Houston vs Cougars and also play Ohio State in the 1st of a home n home series.
Houston is still a G5 team dumbass.
Gritt wrote: Don't waste your time, Slammer. He doesn't do will with logic.
I know, but it's kinda funny to watch him dance.
by Alabama Slammer
Mon Jan 04, 2016 3:00 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?
Replies: 622
Views: 368607

Re: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?

now in 2016, after the week 1 USC game, Bama goes back to the well and faces W. Kentucky, Kent State and some team named Chattanooga Mocs please explain those 3 very, very marquee match up please? You fucking nimrod, let's look at the rest of Okie's OOC games: 2008 - Chattanooga (look familiar dumm...
by Alabama Slammer
Mon Jan 04, 2016 2:25 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?
Replies: 622
Views: 368607

Re: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?

Maybe I'm biased, but I'd say this season has been relatively entertaining so far. You are biased but you have every right to be. Being a Bama fans all but guarantees you will be playing meaningful games in January. Despite playing inferior opponents up to 3 times a season. C'mon, enough of that &q...
by Alabama Slammer
Mon Jan 04, 2016 7:15 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?
Replies: 622
Views: 368607

Re: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?

Maybe I'm biased, but I'd say this season has been relatively entertaining so far.
by Alabama Slammer
Mon Sep 14, 2015 12:05 pm
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?
Replies: 622
Views: 368607

Re: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?

Sixx6Sixx wrote:I've been a Bama fan since I was a kid. Enough so that I went to college there and played in the Million Dollar Band. Good times. I think we'll have a good season. Championship worthy though?
No QB, no kicker, no way we get out of the SEC with less than 2 losses.
by Alabama Slammer
Wed Aug 12, 2015 10:01 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?
Replies: 622
Views: 368607

Re: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?

No doubt, Jimbo is recruiting just fine. If he can keep everybody out of jail, then they should be a favorite to win the ACC every year. I know the QB's ya'll do have were heavily recruited but just haven't panned out, happens to every program, but Golson was just horrible for most of last year. I'...
by Alabama Slammer
Wed Aug 12, 2015 9:46 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?
Replies: 622
Views: 368607

Re: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?

Lifelong Noles fan. The sooner Golston starts, the better. I know y'all aren't exactly swimming in 5 star QB talent down there, but did you actually watch Golson last year? Dude was about as sporadic as Jake Coker is slow. BTW, y'all can have him back... Coker that is. Please. I think we're plannin...
by Alabama Slammer
Wed Aug 12, 2015 6:59 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?
Replies: 622
Views: 368607

Re: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?

Gritt wrote:Lifelong Noles fan. The sooner Golston starts, the better.
I know y'all aren't exactly swimming in 5 star QB talent down there, but did you actually watch Golson last year? Dude was about as sporadic as Jake Coker is slow. BTW, y'all can have him back... Coker that is. Please.
by Alabama Slammer
Tue Aug 11, 2015 6:14 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?
Replies: 622
Views: 368607

Re: Anyone else excited for COLLEGE FOOTBALL?

Mrs. Slammer and the kids are already making plans for what they're going to do without me over the next four months.
by Alabama Slammer
Fri Jun 05, 2015 6:22 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12926
Views: 3890474

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

Blue is the Warmest Color - N/A - I only watched about 40 or so minutes of the entire 3 hour movie. Mrs. Slammer wanted to watch the big lesbian sex scene, so we watched that, and then went and made our own sex scene.
by Alabama Slammer
Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:20 am
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Rank These Sludgers in Order of Stupidity
Replies: 157
Views: 202572

Re: Rank These Sludgers in Order of Stupidity

Matardo made a strong bid for the top spot today in the Peter Criss and Bruce Jenner threads. I would love to meet him in real life to bask in the stupidity. Before I meet you I hope you follow strict orders and register as a sex offender in the neighborhood :lol: Nobody needs you sneaking up unexp...
by Alabama Slammer
Thu May 14, 2015 6:14 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12926
Views: 3890474

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

Fifty Shades Of Grey. 1/10. I felt like I had watched a remake of The Room. Written by someone who doesn't get how S&M works. Easily one of the worst films I have ever seen. Mrs. Slammer made me sit through that last night. Giving it a 1 was generous. At least when she read the books I got laid...
by Alabama Slammer
Mon May 11, 2015 7:20 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14483
Views: 3793513

Re: The NFL Thread

Do any of these black kids come from the hood any more? I'm guessing their agent fronts them money as soon as they sign on the dotted line. In Winston's case, he comes from a better than average family in Bessemer, AL, just south of Birmingham. His family is in good financial shape, and he is not a...
by Alabama Slammer
Thu May 07, 2015 8:06 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Rate the last movie you saw
Replies: 12926
Views: 3890474

Re: Rate the last movie you saw

Took the boy to see Avengers: Age of Ultron last night, and left underwhelmed.

I loved the first one, thought it was a solid 8 or 9... the new one, giving it a 6 would be generous.
by Alabama Slammer
Fri May 01, 2015 9:44 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14483
Views: 3793513

Re: The NFL Thread

Holy shit, I actually agree with Machado about something.

Winston won't be Jamarcus Russell bad, but I strongly suspect his career arc will mirror that of Vince Young. He'll be broke and out of the league before his rookie contract is up.
by Alabama Slammer
Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:57 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14483
Views: 3793513

Re: The NFL Thread

I think he's either out of the league, or so completely toxic that Snyder will not be able to hire a coach, in three or less.
by Alabama Slammer
Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:45 am
Forum: The Smelly Ass Locker Room
Topic: The NFL Thread
Replies: 14483
Views: 3793513

Re: The NFL Thread

You are fully aware that RG who is a clown but since Levi is your boy you won't man up and actually type those words here. I don't think anybody is arguing the point. Griffin isn't going to make it in the NFL. Even Levi has said he has his doubts about the long term prospects. However, nobody here ...