When it comes to Michael Vick, I only need two things: five minutes and a baseball bat.

I'm not a hairy ape or anything, but, I've got some. Not for much longer though, I'm getting it removed with a laser.

Well, I for one, hated all of the WOO!!s. I hope DW puts an end to that shit.

No, but I share a birthday with Angolina Jole of Brad Pit fame.

You must not know what it's like to be with a real man, then. Amirite, bonedog?

Exactly.

Toronto Raptors.

Kansas City Royals in '86.

Here's the culprit. He's looking at 10 years in prison if convicted.

"The American" - George Clooney. Boring fucking snoozefest, .01/10.

Rented it from Redbox versus paying retail ticket price, 10/10.

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Holy shit! 43 pages. Only, a short 24hrs ago, it was at 17.

The cancer is spreading.

17 pages. I left off @ page 5. Does someone have the Cliff Notes to what I missed? Hmm.. I'll try to recap.. (no promises of award winning writing here) Donnie Vie made up a girlfriend. Named her Lisa and had some girl steal pics and pretend to be her on MS. Someone busted them by posting a website...

17 pages. I left off @ page 5.

Does someone have the Cliff Notes to what I missed?

Don, if you were a punctuation mark what would you be and why? You'll probably need a definition of what a punctuation mark is, since you don't seem to be aware of them currently. "Why? I'll tell you why. It's because I type so fast I do tha'ts why and i dont' care about that because i'm not t...

IDIAMINDADA wrote:I love when young girls call me Daddy...I insist on it.

Yeah, but, you're a Pirate.

Comes with the territory.

I leave you alone for one day and look at all the drama you started... I love you Daddy... :wink: Yeah, just because he's old enough to be your dad, doesn't mean you actually HAVE TO call him, "Daddy". That's gross. Not too mention, pretty fucking disrespectful to the man who squirted you...

I leave you alone for one day and look at all the drama you started... I love you Daddy... :wink: Daddy??? That's some kinda whacked out Mamas And The Papas shit right there! Yeah, just because he's old enough to be your dad, doesn't mean you actually HAVE TO call him, "Daddy". That's gro...

IDIAMINDADA wrote:God Bless the person that has to proofread and format his answers.

No shit.

comma_word.

I hope not.

KIMBO SLICE first comments on joining the UFC

He actually doesn't come across as a complete idiot & I wish him the best of luck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2rZrp4V ... re=related

nakedmadman wrote:Hendo DESTROYING Bisping's jaw..


Edit:
Another angle, and a little bigger..

New sig, thanks!!

Carolina Porfirio was 19 and part English with an Italian father, hence the name. She worked as an office girl for a company in the same building where I rented an office suite for my business in Nice, down the corridor on the same floor. All that follows happened shortly after I split up with Ginn...

We both were 17. On the floor of my parents' unfinished basement. While, get this, my friend was fucking his gf in my bed. What can I say, I'm a giver.