Will you at least wear bikinis?

Y'all should settle this in a kiddie pool full of Wesson oil, on pay-per-view.

But then its not all that different off the gossip board. I can make the closing line to the next 200 political posts by Chickie: "Stupid righties!" I have never once closed a post or even typed the phrase "stupid righties!" I don't even know where this came from. Technically, c...

MickeyG wrote:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote: But the people who use it (or any other thread) solely as a means to up their post counts should be drawn and quartered.

You should at least hang them first.

If you do that the drawing and quartering won't even hurt - and then what's the point?

JakeYonkel wrote:It ain't Itjogs, I can tell ya that. But I'm only half!

Isn't "half a Jew" like "half pregnant"? Either you are or you aren't.

Why DO all the guys hate Calexxia? I've been wondering this for a while. She's smart, which is threatening to a lot of guys. You get that here a lot yourself so you must realize that. I think she's pretty cool, myself. I usually enjoy her posts, and a few times when I don't and say something, she n...

I really don't care one way or another in this case because I haven't paid an ounce of attention to this guys' posts, but Stoner's 'funnier than clown rape' is the best thing I've read in at least 92 hours. [/color] She is prolific with the one-liners like that; but I think on the Burgindytrash thr...

chickenona wrote:I don't think it's entirely deliberate but I find the constant Thor name-dropping kinda awesome and hilarious myself.

It's sort of like bragging about being Ron Jeremy's fluffer...

The "you remind me of my mother slobber.. drool [ Please please please Screen Siren drool drool dribble wipe.. post some dirty pics of yourself slobber drool dribble please please" is just creepy No matter how much you beg I'm not going to give you any encouragement Nobody asked for a dir...

Excuse me madams ... your nyms are showing you seem to have lost control of your posting along with your bladders Where's that picture, hotness? You obviously don't have anything to hide, as you've claimed superior physical beauty and younger age over all of us. So what's the hold up? Seriously? Lo...

Haha You're kidding, right? What kinda proof is that? I always thought drugs suck but I don't think I ever talked about it on here. So you think you're not rock n' roll if you don't do drugs? Wow, retard. :shock: False conclusion but nice try. Okay, I lied. That was a lousy attempt. And you just de...

She's fucked Gene Simmons of KISS and even been seen in public with him. Anyone here in the same situation would also name-drop that. She's par for the course here, nothing wrong with that. and how hot did you want her to be? She's pretty and has a nice body. Yeah there are hotter but she seems to h...

mopmonster wrote:

CliffByford wrote:If Rutzey tries to claim that a drummer is not a musician, we have our man.

Hahaha! I forgot about that nonsense.

Didn't he make that contention spoecifically to fuck with Abe, ironically?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Charlene, you are lying liar that lies

CrouchingAlHiddenFranken?

Kockstar should be writing porn screenplays and Penthouse Forum letters for a living! He'd make Max Hardcore look like a puss!

SLD's love for me is well-documented so take everything he says with a grain of salt. He's gotten so wound up over me he's resorted to saying some pretty terrible, borderline bannable shit. Cookie, well, she's just got her panties in a wad because I cracked on her. I honestly don't think I've ever ...

Ah. I'm not sure i'd call her intelligent but if clever is waiting til after someone had bought you and your kid lunch and taken you to a museum before throwing a strop at them and telling them you no longer want to speak to them then I guess she is. Stick a tampon in it, I tried to pay you back at...

When you guys are finished with the Reverend here, could you pop over to this thread (or one of the 458 others just like it) and show these guys how it's done? http://www.metalsludge.tv/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=109307&start=420 Thanks. The difference is that we're not really even trying to flame ...

I had a relative, a good friend, and numerous aquaintances die in the Station fire. I also have a couple of friends who made it out, but they're scarred for life, physically and/or emotionally. To be serious for a second here, I'm completely unimpressed that you supposedly helped Jack Russell get o...