Four heart attacks, karma is a bitch..

i have heard stories of women putting razor blades in their pussies with the sharp part sticking in to get even with their hubby..... for a second that's how it felt, it's healing now, hopefully it will be sex ready by the weekend. I didn't snap the banjo string thankgod, just cut around the rim :(...

tweet75 wrote:i have heard stories of women putting razor blades in their pussies with the sharp part sticking in to get even with their hubby.....

ouch

It may shock some of you women, but man, im just sick of how many dumb women there are out there, come on, watch TV, all the chicks are trying to dress in next to nothing and act like a barbie doll, no brains or any kind of intelligence whatsoever. They all talk in high pitched whiny voices, laugh a...

Ive done it a few times, it fucking wrecks, the last time i saw my balls bleed i came very close to fainting, my balls are my treasures.

I have recieved alot of attention from being the gifted guitarist and all out Legendary looking guy that I am.

But kid, not everyone is this lucky so dont get too down if it doesnt happen for you, not everyone is cut out to be damn great.

Thanks

Bruce.

My band's playing out alot, & there's a few girls I've met online who will probably show up.. Should I approach them, or let them come to me?.. after all they might just wanna see the band, yet some have hinted at other things.. In my experience you dont want to act like too much a cocksure bas...

SanityClause wrote:I don't make a sound at all. God forbid I wake her up.

Grendel wrote:

great pic

thats_what_she_said wrote:

Bruce Chickenson wrote:I take it my way

uptheass?

No but thanks for the offer.

Kat is a Trannie, Nikki is a washed up old liar.

Other than that, i dont care one bit about what either of them get upto, boring, who cares, ignore their attention seeking.

So, tonight my housemate was screwing his ugly bird, she was making so much noise I nearly went up and put her out of her misery.

How much noise do you or people you know/knew/can hear etc make during sex?

Why do I want to know? I'm sick

Hey Tim, I thought i would just come out and say that youre a first class prick.

No hard feelings, but from here on in, I have decided to ignore you.

Thanks.

Bruce Chickenson.

Itwalksamongus wrote:Bruce Chickenson = dipshit.

Thanks for proving my point with that great comeback