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by Turner Coates
Wed Feb 21, 2024 10:22 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: YOUR 3 WISHES ... All to be used on Rock Stars, give them Cancer, Help them go Platinum, Voodoo Doll their Family, etc..
Replies: 23
Views: 1053

Re: YOUR 3 WISHES ... All to be used on Rock Stars, give them Cancer, Help them go Platinum, Voodoo Doll their Family, e

1. Carlos Stonebreed suddenly starts getting big checks after Britney Spears covers one of his tunes that becomes a huge hit which is played in strip clubs all across America and Canada. 2. Wolfie loses all the excess weight, becomes an athlete, is featured on Wheaties boxes, and later decides to be...
by Turner Coates
Wed Feb 21, 2024 8:37 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Dump Shithole
Replies: 16821
Views: 4680922

Re: Dump Shithole

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by Turner Coates
Wed Feb 21, 2024 7:40 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: ONE album since 2000
Replies: 45
Views: 1937

Re: ONE album since 2000

Todd Rundgren - Liars
Recorded on a laptop at home with vocals done in a linen closet.
Still studio quality, though.
by Turner Coates
Wed Feb 21, 2024 11:43 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"
Replies: 51
Views: 1520

Re: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"

I listened a few times because I wanted to develop an opinion of my own instead of just jumping on the bandwagon, so now I can confidently say: That really was terrible. All in all admirable work, given that you had a top 40 song to start with. One usually only hears originals that are this bad. ht...
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 4:50 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
Replies: 22
Views: 1186

Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed

"Chicken or fish?"

"ALL OF IT. It's MY wedding."
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 4:20 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
Replies: 22
Views: 1186

Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed

She has treats in her pockets.

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by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 4:16 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"
Replies: 51
Views: 1520

Re: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"

Don't Damn Me wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 2:48 pm
Turner Coates wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 1:46 pm
Don't Damn Me wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:24 am

Well, duh.
That's a good example of what I'm talking about. NEIL GIRALDO would never say that.
Shit.
There ya go.
That's more like it.
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 1:46 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"
Replies: 51
Views: 1520

Re: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"

Don't Damn Me wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:24 am
Turner Coates wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 9:59 am You sir, are no NEIL GIRALDO.
Well, duh.
That's a good example of what I'm talking about. NEIL GIRALDO would never say that.
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:16 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: *POLL* - Question for those who grew up in the 80's
Replies: 18
Views: 761

Re: *POLL* - Question for those who grew up in the 80's

The first time I heard Van Halen was Runnin' With The Devil on the radio. I thought, "Wow, Black Oak's lead player has really improved." For reals.
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 10:10 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Alex Van Halen book on the way.
Replies: 30
Views: 1673

Re: Alex Van Halen book on the way.

Bono Nettencourt wrote: Sun Feb 18, 2024 9:13 am
Je suis un rock star.
I have a Bonaparte from any other.
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 9:59 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"
Replies: 51
Views: 1520

Re: I cover Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice"

You sir, are no NEIL GIRALDO.
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 9:53 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Mötley Crüe announces Shout at the Devil Super7 ReAction figures
Replies: 32
Views: 1746

Re: Mötley Crüe announces Shout at the Devil Super7 ReAction figures

AJL wrote: Tue Feb 20, 2024 6:34 am I reallt don't get it. Who the hell buy stuffs like this?! And why?? To "ad it to the collection" and stuff them unopened into bedrollers?
Middle aged men.
Kids nowadays know better.
by Turner Coates
Tue Feb 20, 2024 8:11 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...
Replies: 4520
Views: 1301483

Re: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...

WHOA! I ordered a guitar on eBay from a seller in Japan, Thursday night at around 11:00 pm. It was supposedly "Economy Shipping" from Japan to New Mexico. I just checked the tracking, and it arrived here in town today at 5:30 pm. That's frggin AMAZING speed for "Economy." It fle...
by Turner Coates
Mon Feb 19, 2024 6:57 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: All time greatest stage props
Replies: 37
Views: 1566

Re: All time greatest stage props

The cheesiest prop ever could be Redbone's giant red styrofoam red bone that was hung from a downstage lighing truss.
by Turner Coates
Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:02 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: The Sharon Osbourne Paradox
Replies: 27
Views: 1849

Re: The Sharon Osbourne Paradox

Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:02 pm Discuss.
After that, can we discuss somebody's else's pair of pants?
by Turner Coates
Mon Feb 19, 2024 11:58 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Brian Wilson is suffering from dementia
Replies: 13
Views: 1124

Re: Brian Wilson is suffering from dementia

What Was It Like to Tour With Brian Wilson and Help Him Finish ‘Smile’?

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/musi ... 234969104/
by Turner Coates
Mon Feb 19, 2024 9:56 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Your 2024 Unpopular Music Opinions
Replies: 11
Views: 559

Re: Your 2024 Unpopular Music Opinions

AlexVonHaig wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 9:42 am KI$$ has talent
Is that the name of a new NBC entertainment competition show, with Gene and Paul as judges?
by Turner Coates
Mon Feb 19, 2024 9:51 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: All time greatest stage props
Replies: 37
Views: 1566

Re: All time greatest stage props

Fuck I hate Kisstards. They're like ignorant refugees scavenging through a dump, located next to a free food pantry. There's lots of available nutrition nearby, but they prefer the garbage because it's what they grew up on. That may be the most accurate Kiss observation i've ever read. Tip o the ha...
by Turner Coates
Mon Feb 19, 2024 8:05 am
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Anyone have a VR headset?
Replies: 28
Views: 2423

Re: Anyone have a VR headset?

LAglamrocker wrote: Sun Jan 28, 2024 9:14 am
Staying home running in circles shirtless is better than going out
I think that’s what Pauly Shore does now to stay in shape for Richard Simmons movie
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by Turner Coates
Mon Feb 19, 2024 7:34 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...
Replies: 4520
Views: 1301483

Re: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...

Are those proportions wrong, or are you getting a mandolin? It's not a mando. It's a 3/4 scale guitar....and it's already on the truck, scheduled for delivery today. I can't believe it...only three and a half days from Japan to my house. https://voxamps.com/product/vox-mark-v-mini-guitar/ https://w...
by Turner Coates
Mon Feb 19, 2024 7:12 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Wolfgang Van Halen EXPOSES "Fake" Performances
Replies: 4
Views: 569

Re: Wolfgang Van Halen EXPOSES "Fake" Performances

daveg wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 4:14 am Click bait.

Stupid video. He doesn't "Expose" anything. Don't waste your time watching that.
Sucker!
Wolfie ATE your bait.
No fish for YOU!
by Turner Coates
Mon Feb 19, 2024 7:09 am
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: All time greatest stage props
Replies: 37
Views: 1566

Re: All time greatest stage props

Sleek wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 2:01 am Fuck I hate Kisstards.
They're like ignorant refugees scavenging through a dump, located next to a free food pantry.
There's lots of available nutrition nearby, but they prefer the garbage because it's what they grew up on.
by Turner Coates
Sun Feb 18, 2024 9:21 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Your 2024 Unpopular Music Opinions
Replies: 11
Views: 559

Re: Your 2024 Unpopular Music Opinions

To me, Taylor Swift is in the same boat as the Karsashians. I cant name any of her songs or the guys she broke up with in the songs....except for John Mayer. I've read about some nice things she's done for people, and that's admirable, but musically, her songs are something for people to hum while t...
by Turner Coates
Sun Feb 18, 2024 8:45 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Post work cocktail
Replies: 24
Views: 1441

Re: Post work cocktail

Wedding Cake Indica 92% THC... https://media.tenor.com/udpWTkppm8EAAAAM/wow-surprised.gif https://media3.giphy.com/media/wtiHMLuT9afEho5UQ4/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952tv17qbfbe7e8sd1358st7h9ufr3rhtntzobforqs&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g https://media1.giphy.com/media/wr2lBjOKVMoyV1h1pa...
by Turner Coates
Sun Feb 18, 2024 8:37 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Favorite President’s Day Songs
Replies: 11
Views: 345

Re: Favorite President’s Day Songs

Donald Fagen & Todd Rundgren - Man In The Tin Foil Hat

Country Joe McDonald - Tricky Dicky

Joe Ely - Dry Land Farm
by Turner Coates
Sun Feb 18, 2024 8:28 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...
Replies: 4520
Views: 1301483

Re: El Toro's Official Guitarded Thread...

WHOA! I ordered a guitar on eBay from a seller in Japan, Thursday night at around 11:00 pm. It was supposedly "Economy Shipping" from Japan to New Mexico. I just checked the tracking, and it arrived here in town today at 5:30 pm. That's frggin AMAZING speed for "Economy." It flew...
by Turner Coates
Sun Feb 18, 2024 2:03 pm
Forum: Sludge Lounge
Topic: Is Valentines Day ❤️ the most p*ssy-whipped day of the year?
Replies: 20
Views: 1221

Re: Is Valentines Day ❤️ the most p*ssy-whipped day of the year?

DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Sun Feb 18, 2024 1:30 pm
Turner Coates wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2024 6:40 pm Valentines were originally intended to be given anomalously.
The other person was supposed to guess who it was from.
There is such a fine line between secret admirer and stalker.
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by Turner Coates
Sun Feb 18, 2024 12:02 pm
Forum: The Original Gossip Board
Topic: Alex Van Halen book on the way.
Replies: 30
Views: 1673

Re: Alex Van Halen book on the way.

maninblack wrote: Sun Feb 18, 2024 9:06 am When you have been smoking weed all day you tending for to am making typos often more than usual.
And when you have been tending weed all day you making for to am smoking typos often more than usual.
It's simple physics.