He knows he's close to the end of his career and he wants to form a solid bookend for his legacy, instead of fading away. This ain't gonna do it... It's better than, "By the end he sounded terrible, and the last time people heard him sing, he was pathetically out of tune." He'll be announ...

He knows he's close to the end of his career and he wants to form a solid bookend for his legacy, instead of fading away.

HueyRamone wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 11:09 am
Ever see the lead guitarist of the hottest band in the world play in a rehearsal room next to a pot of potato soup?

POTATO soup? Let me think........
No, not really.

JourneyRules wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2024 9:52 am This is awful.

Agreed there.

kingbrian74 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 4:24 am

Turner Coates wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:14 pm I saw Peter Tork in a bad blues band at a local bar.
Very high cringe factor.

The Hungry Tiger?

If you mean the venue, it was Alfalfa's in Albuquerque.

Cindy Buzzedimisa wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 10:22 am Quite a few. I have a retired groupie friend who goes to all these things. Most notable was Exene from X. It wasn't even a music venue she was squeezed into a secondhand record store.

I saw a smoke shop that was advertising her playing there.

"If ya shake it twice, that's a misdemeanor.
Three or more times will get ya the chair."

JamesHetfieldsAcneScars wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 8:39 pm
How do wig wearing head bangers bang their heads without their wigs falling off?

Gaffer's tape.
It has many uses and there's almost always some around when you're in a band.

Rocker4Real wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:21 pm

Turner Coates wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 7:14 pm I saw Peter Tork in a bad blues band at a local bar.
Very high cringe factor.

Let me guess. He sang?

He played guitar and sang some of the songs. but not all.
They were lame, like amateur folk musicians trying to play the blues.
People weren't into it and kept yelling for Monkees tunes.

I saw Peter Tork in a bad blues band at a local bar.
Very high cringe factor.

FreddyFender wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 6:55 am Berdoo has a brother??

Yeah...Berdont.

I don't know about groupies, but according to his mom, Ted Nugent's balls smell and taste like A1 Sauce and burnt hair.

kd lang. - A band I worked for played two nights @ the Bottom Line in NYC with her and her band. Nobody knew who she was, and it may have been her US debut. She was described to us as, "Sort of like a young Elvis in a buckskin dress." Since we nabbed the only dressing room, and they got th...

Jim Keltner

Nice work lining up the gig, Irving.
Maybe you can set him up to win an Oscar one of these days.

BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2024 4:54 am

Where did you find that honeymoon pic?

BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2024 6:23 am
We always assumed it was Ed who booted Sauce. Maybe Wolf was angling for the job the whole time? “I can play better than that guy pops! I’m a Van Halen too!”

"Besides, Mike's too fat!"

Lawdy Mama. He must have woke up that morning with the blues.

Mick Avory
Kenney Jones
Richie Hayward
Prairie Prince
Thommy Price
Bill Bateman
Randy Castillo

Another board recording - from 1976:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2o1B1x45IY

"Gosh darn it, Biden sucks DONKEY DICKS."

HueyRamone wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2024 11:26 am
Haha, they put the woman in a fucking kitchen to deliver the speech..... to let the voters know she knows where she's most needed.

Trump's second scenario choice was to have her bending over in the shower.

alleyrulez wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2024 6:26 am the Republican rebuttal speech, however, was bizarre as Hell.

It was a shallow, pathetic attempt to lure youth and women voters, and just as cornball as the gold sneakers.