Metal Judge wrote:Hell and Back on Netflix
Fucking hilarious! 10/10

Just watched it on Netflix. Maybe not a 10, but a solid 8.

*SPOILER ALERT* I would have dumped my family in the villiage the minute the youngest disappeared. Then went back out myself to hunt for him. That would have been a more appropriate time in my opinion. *SPOILERS* They had left the safety of the settlement and built that house and farmed for a seaso...

The Witch - 2016 Decent flic, but a bit hard to understand the dialog at times. Definitely one of those "Why the fuck do you not leave!" kind of movies Did you actually watch the movie? *spoiler alert* They did decide to leave at an appropriate time, they just never made it. The ending wa...

Batman V. Superman. 5/10 A complete mess. There were a few brilliant moments and they are what got it a 5. God lord it is not a good movie. Affleck is great, and I don't mind the Superman guy. But the story is a mess, the tone is dreary, and who in the fuck picked Eisenberg? Guy would make a great R...

10 Cloverfield Lane 8.5/10 Very good movie. Go see it without spoilers. I avoided everything and had no idea what was going on aside from the first trailer. Great performances all around. Very much in the Hitchcock vein. Planning on seeing it this weekend. I was hoping someone here would review it....

Mad Max Fury Road(2015) Charlize Theron but Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was much hotter looking I have never seen any of the old 80's movie but this one was Way too long its basically its a 2 hour car chase 6/10 Are you trolling? You gush and moan over the most retarded, bottom of the barrel shit, ha...

I usually go the the movies heavier this time of year. Lately in theaters: Krampus: 6.5. Lots to like but not scary enough. I can deal w/PG13 in my horror if its down well but this wasn't great. I have been into Krampus for years so I am predisposed to like it and they use mostly practical effects r...

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:

Bianca wrote:

I hate this family so much.

I was going to post the same thing. Insufferable.

Birdman-6/10.
It's a weird movie. Not sure I fully understood it. Keaton and Norton seemed to be playing fictionalized versions of themselves.

Avengers: Age of Ultron- 5.5/10
Too busy and too disconnected from itself. Shadow of the original.

Top Five-7.5/10
Surprised how funny it was. Good movie.

Ticket To Heaven (1981)- 6/10 a Canadian film about religious cults starring the very underrated Nick Mancuso as well as future stars Kim Cattrall, Saul Rubinek, and Meg Foster as the Big Bitch Cult Leader. It's supposed to be based on The Moonies, although they seem to have dropped these practices...

Blackhat. 5/10. So much meh. It wasn't a sequel or a remake, so there's that. Blah characters and too long.

Chef- 6/10. Really captures the vibe of kitchen work. That being said, its heavy handed and lost 2 full points for a stupid, shitty, senseless ending. The plot holes are huge too.

Mocking Jay: 5/10
Just so much meh. Not a fan of the series and never read the books so I went in with fairly low expectations. They were met. Don't bother at all unless you've seen the other 2.

The Purge-Anarchy. 7/10. Better than it has any right to be. Flawed but watchable.

"Interstellar" - 8/10 Really good movie, with a great cast. Nolan gets a lot of flak, but I always find his movies to be very engaging. Beautiful movie. Good acting. Some big plot holes. A little too long, but oddly didn't feel that way until it was over. But 8 still sounds right. Edge of...

Guardians of the Galaxy: 8/10 Pretty funny (atleast in a movie theater) and overall pretty damn good considering how silly the characters are as opposed to the 'real' superheroes. Zoe Saldana is worth my money alone. She can be blue, green, ... don't matter to me. This is about right. If you put Av...

Wolf of Wall Street 9/10
Deducted a point because it's just too fucking long, and it trivializes a serious subject. But holy fuck is it funny. Like can't breathe funny, although not sure how it comes across if you've never partied HARD. Two thumbs way up that whores ass.

K.K.VanMalmsteen wrote:It's not Benghazi....

it's

BENGHAZI!!!!1!!!!1!

Fixed.

Frozen 4/10. Shoulda known. Kept hearing how great it was, how it didn't matter it was a kids film, it was a Disney return-to-form masterpiece. Nope. Piece of shit is more like it. Nonsensical plot, wretched songs, flat, annoying characters. Yeah, the love twist was a surprise and the animation was ...

Having a few million Teatard Facebook fans who buy into the you betchas and hillbilly shit talking aren't going to get her into the White House, .. I "like" her page on Facebook just for the comedy value. Everything she posts gets the most hilarious hero worship and blind devotion. You ca...

I am wondering when someone is going to start holding businesses balls to the fire for dropping health coverage. Every company I have ever worked for has crowed about their benefits being part of your compensation, yet I am not hearing anything about these companies dropping coverage and giving rais...

Sheep_Mafia wrote:Gas prices in 2008, which were down below $2 later in the year .

That was the economy exploding, not great leadership.

DEATH ROW JOE wrote:

Constantine wrote:Just another example of Obama's disregard for life.He voted for the IL bill allowing for doctors to kill babies who survived abortion once outside the mother.

You're an idiot.

The rest was just window dressing anyway.

I made it a few minutes in.
He's a fucking idiot.

LetUsPrey wrote:
There's no way you're older than 18 years old. Get a job and quit whining.

"Repuke?" Shut the fuck up. You make me ashamed to be a Democrat.

You should probably just be ashamed of yourself because of your posts and leave politics out of it.

tin00can wrote:I wish we would have elected a real black man as president.

Bill Clinton couldn't run again.

Bitter, disillusioned liberal anyway.
I have no love for Obama although I am pretty liberal, but that article had nothing to do with the show that aired.

Sounds like that guy wrote the article after hearing Rush talk about it rather than watching it himself.