Profondo Rosso (Deep Red/The Hatchet Murders) - is this the film that made Argento the name in giallo? Maybe. Released in 1975. Brutal kills, vibrant blood and kooky camera angles. With yet another badass score by Goblin. 8.2/10

We don't need to fuckin' practice, Randy!

Digging Up the Marrow - may be as overrated as Babadook for the past calendar years best horror. I've enjoyed Adam Green's Hatchet movies, and although he doesn't prove to be quite as big of a douche as a Tarratino or an Eli Roth in front of the camera as compared to as behind, this docu/found foota...

caroline wrote:Zombeavers (2015): 8/10

If I still had access to acid, this may well have been the greatest movie in the history of the world.

Agreed. I got it only for curiosities sake and wound up totally digging it.

Beyond the Darkness (Buoi Omega) - Joe D'Amato is capable of making some awful movies, but this isn't one of them. Necrophilia, fingernails being ripped out and blood as red as barn paint. All covered under the musically smooth, soothing and sensual backdrop of a Goblin score. 5.5/10 I love that Go...

Beyond the Darkness (Buoi Omega) - Joe D'Amato is capable of making some awful movies, but this isn't one of them. Necrophilia, fingernails being ripped out and blood as red as barn paint. All covered under the musically smooth, soothing and sensual backdrop of a Goblin score. 5.5/10

uptheass wrote:

HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:My hair color is sandy blonde. I am not a redhead and I don't have freckles.

your living proof that the indians fucked buffalo

Holy hell.....

Metal Judge wrote:Swearnet on Netflix
4/10
I like cussing and stupid shit but this was way way overboard. Just lame, still not all the way done with it.

Damn. So nothing cool from the TPB era in this one ?

Captain American - Winter Solider - great fun superhero movie. 9 out of 10. Easily better than the first Captain America. Thor - The Dark World - decent sequel. 7 out of 10. Probably on par with the first Thor. Both Thor films seem to drag in places. Roadhouse - 10. Never tire of this film. Roadhou...

LouDoo wrote:

Hollywood's Burning wrote:He has to be a work. Nobody is that stupid in real life.

Surely?

One word; Machado.

LouDoo wrote:

Hollywood's Burning wrote:He has to be a work. Nobody is that stupid in real life.

Surely?

One word; Machado.

Two words ; sir loin.

Or was that one word ; sirloin? Shit.

Sette Note in Nero (The Psychic) - a very non bloody Fulci movie. Not a slasher film by any means, more of a suspenseful thriller. I didn't know that going into it so I was caught off guard, but not in a bad way way. This is amost like a Fulci version of an Agatha Christie story played out on film, ...

Blue Velvet - I'm not sure how to rate it cause I don't know what the fuck I just watched. It was entertaining in a weird way. Dennis must've been out of his mind. I read a 2001 article about Dennis being sober for 18 years. Meaning he did BV and Hoosiers striat... and TCM 2! Wow. I thought he was ...

Blue Velvet - I'm not sure how to rate it cause I don't know what the fuck I just watched. It was entertaining in a weird way. Dennis must've been out of his mind. But i can say that this ugly cry face... https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7758/16815515464_0996ae3e02_n_d.jpg ....gets a 10/10 all on its ...

Gazpacho wrote:

RPB wrote:I should have corrected that by saying it's not much fun to have sex with fat people. Unless you're equally fat. There.

Are you skinny?

Rikstik not approved.

Pete Angelus

TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: She also has a money shot. If memory serves me . . .

Speaking of that...



9/10

April Fools Day - almost 30 years old and it's still great. Funny horror done right. 7/10

Graffiti Bridge - a completely shitty semi-sequel to a pretty decent movie. As if his movie career didn't take a nosedive with the POS Under The Cherry Moon, this to total dreck was Princes definite cinemas swan song 5 years to late. No wonder Kim Bassinger and Madonna made fun if him. As in the imm...

Satan's Blood (aka Escalofrío) -do you like a lot of bush, Spanish satanic horror and black mass witchery? This ones for you - 6.5/10

Las Garras de Lorelei (Grasp of the Lorelei) - I watched this specifically because it was made by the guy who did the Tomb of The Blind Dead/Templar movies back in the 70's. Not a bad piece of eurohorror. Maiden fans might enjoy as there's a mermaid from Rhine story going on - 6/10

Lo strano vizio della signora Wardh (aka The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh) - early 70's Sergio Martino film starring the always jack-off able giallo queen, Edwidge Feneche. Pretty much has everything you need in Italian horror if you can find it. Great end scene. 7/10

Wolfcop - so bad it's..still bad, but in a great way. They went a long way on not much money. Or plot. I loved it - 6/10

A Million Ways To Die In The West - Is this the Millennial's version of Blazing Saddles?

Some of it sucked and some of it was goddam really funny - 6.5/10

After watching an episode of Southern Charm, I don't blame him.

Friday the 13th Part 2 - f'n love this movie, probably my favorite in the franchise 8/10.



And what a great obscure character in Ted, the survivor from mid way through.

Used Cars is as good now as it was 4 years after I saw it when it was released - 8/10

Green Street Hooligans was slightly less entertaining, only cause Bilbo Baggins is completely less believably of a soccer BA as Vinnie Jones. Not that Green Street was a shitty movie. Just slightly less believable.

Mean Machine - once you get past the fact that soccer is such a total poofter sport, you can see the beauty of this shitty teethed Brit version of The Longest Yard. Universally loathed Vinnie Jones is excellent in the Limey Paul Crewe role. Jason Stathom makes a memorable appearance as the psychopat...

johnk5150 wrote:Made the boys (8 and 9) watch the original Bad New Bears last night. How did that movie get a PG rating?

9/10. Only because of the bad coaching that was obviously written by someone that didn't understand the game.

Boilermaker, you asshole.