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by cookie
Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:41 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Ladies : What's your favorite
Replies: 31
Views: 15089

Re: Ladies : What's your favorite

Bollocks. Ayup.
by cookie
Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:06 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: What's Your Fetish?
Replies: 81
Views: 38895

Re: What's Your Fetish?

Yep, thats a gimp mask :P

No I wouldnt like it either, I have a thing about breathing warm air (I know fruitcake) I cant even have my head under a duvet for very long.
by cookie
Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:51 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: What's Your Fetish?
Replies: 81
Views: 38895

Re: What's Your Fetish?

Latex. Absolutely love women in skin tight black shiny latex. Good for the tongue. Latex clothing is alright, but I wouldn't even get near some of those latex headpieces (I don't even know the proper name for them), as they bring out a sense of claustrophobia I didn't even know I had. :shock: Gimp ...
by cookie
Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:27 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Getting fucked in a band
Replies: 22
Views: 10679

Re: Getting fucked in a band

*SNAP*
by cookie
Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:45 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: What's Your Fetish?
Replies: 81
Views: 38895

Re: What's Your Fetish?

For some reason.. I just adore testicals. I love them. Kinda strange huh? No, not really. It is when you remember that MegaBeth is actually a dude.... All men love their bollocks. Thats why they are always holding them, jiggling them, re-arranging them...... I love blowing on them and watching them...
by cookie
Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:00 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: What's Your Fetish?
Replies: 81
Views: 38895

Re: What's Your Fetish?

MegaBeth wrote:For some reason.. I just adore testicals. I love them. Kinda strange huh?

No, not really.
by cookie
Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:50 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Blah
Replies: 26
Views: 11622

Re: I tore my dick having sex last night...

MickeyG wrote:Aye, a cunt that hasn't been properly moistened can cause lots of pain, especially to an uncut cock. In fact, I don't know how any man with an uncircumcised cock could rape anyone.
Fear makes you wet. Maybe it s a safety design. Believe me, it hurts girls too if you go plunging in with no gunge.
by cookie
Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:21 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Blah
Replies: 26
Views: 11622

Re: I tore my dick having sex last night...

Bruce Chickenson wrote:
DeAr ErICCTHTRREUHSD

thankgod she flows like the angel falls or i could have done more damage.

BERTHOFMETKINSON
That wasn't her fanny batter. That was YOUR BLOOD!!!!
by cookie
Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:57 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Blah
Replies: 26
Views: 11622

Re: I tore my dick having sex last night...

I <3 ERIC.
by cookie
Thu Feb 18, 2010 5:16 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Blah
Replies: 26
Views: 11622

Re: I tore my dick having sex last night...

What about Japs eye? Always my favourite name for the piss hole
by cookie
Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:31 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Blah
Replies: 26
Views: 11622

Re: I tore my dick having sex last night...

i have heard stories of women putting razor blades in their pussies with the sharp part sticking in to get even with their hubby..... for a second that's how it felt, it's healing now, hopefully it will be sex ready by the weekend. I didn't snap the banjo string thankgod, just cut around the rim :(...
by cookie
Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:05 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Blah
Replies: 26
Views: 11622

Re: I tore my dick having sex last night...

You done snapped your banjo string. Good luck pissing.
by cookie
Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:05 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Do girls like guys like this?
Replies: 41
Views: 19535

Re: Do girls like guys like this?

You wrote this and you expect us to believe you're straight? Not sure you should be throwing stones at Wednesday, dude. Straight, oiled AND hung like a donkey. I'll take your word for it cookie...but I'm still laughing at his post. :lol: http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/1 ... nowang.jpg :wink:
by cookie
Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:32 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Strip Joints with the girlfriend... Any tips
Replies: 11
Views: 6390

Re: Strip Joints with the girlfriend... Any tips

If the stripper throws her G string at you, don't sniff the gusset.
At least untill your missus goes for a piss.
by cookie
Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:19 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Do girls like guys like this?
Replies: 41
Views: 19535

Re: Do girls like guys like this?

Barb wrote: You wrote this and you expect us to believe you're straight? Not sure you should be throwing stones at Wednesday, dude.
Straight, oiled AND hung like a donkey.
by cookie
Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:57 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Any Stories About Actors?
Replies: 10
Views: 6351

Re: Any Stories About Actors?

An actor from a scottish soap stuck his tongue down my throat when I was 14...
by cookie
Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:34 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Getting fucked in a band
Replies: 22
Views: 10679

Re: Getting fucked in a band

When you are sitting in Algebra tomorrow look at the girl on your right or left and strike up a conversation. Chances are pretty good that the convo will get around to sex and then the convo will get good. Use that to your advantage because girls are looking for the same thing, just for different r...
by cookie
Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:18 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Getting fucked in a band
Replies: 22
Views: 10679

Re: Getting fucked in a band

Honestly my little scouser, I'd suggest waiting till you are 16. Getting a job and paying for hookers at the docks.
You dont seem to care about the music, just getting laid. Working in McDonalds is less time consuming and provides a pension.
by cookie
Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:09 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Getting fucked in a band
Replies: 22
Views: 10679

Re: Getting fucked in a band

Learn to play. If you are good pussy will follow.
And Kid, you have no idea. Really.
One of my ex's is in a band who plays in pubs in buxton and sings covers.
He has to prize them off with a crowbar. (But then he does look like gino d'campo)
by cookie
Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:03 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Blah
Replies: 12
Views: 5427

Re: I think im a sexaholic.

Hi :wink:
by cookie
Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:15 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Blah
Replies: 12
Views: 5427

Re: I think im a sexaholic.

Manofmetal?
by cookie
Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:14 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Housemate Noise
Replies: 27
Views: 11326

Re: How much noise do you make during sex?

SanityClause wrote:I don't make a sound at all. God forbid I wake her up.

Dead dogging, it's a sign of love.
by cookie
Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:24 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Housemate Noise
Replies: 27
Views: 11326

Re: How much noise do you make during sex?

cathousebabe wrote:
Flowerfairy wrote:Usually women who make a lot of noise during sex are faking it for the man's pleasure. Sorry guys!
I disagree. You need to be more in tune with your body if you think that.
Thats a man, baby.
by cookie
Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:00 pm
Forum: The Hatas Board
Topic: Deathcurse........you cocksucker!
Replies: 17
Views: 12888

Re: Deathcurse........you cocksucker!

One in the bum

































No harm done
by cookie
Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:00 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Need 'Image' advice please
Replies: 23
Views: 9453

Re: Need 'Image' advice please

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:
cookie wrote:
Since im bleach blonde, Im technically in, but want to go the whole hog.
"Want" to go the whole hog? you're already there!
No nudez for you
by cookie
Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:04 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Need 'Image' advice please
Replies: 23
Views: 9453

Re: Need 'Image' advice please

I'll look a right twat on the bus haha.
by cookie
Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:42 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Need 'Image' advice please
Replies: 23
Views: 9453

Re: Need 'Image' advice please

Im great :)
by cookie
Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:54 pm
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Need 'Image' advice please
Replies: 23
Views: 9453

Re: Need 'Image' advice please

Cheers gorgeous. Hows you?
by cookie
Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:57 am
Forum: Donna's Ho Board
Topic: Blah
Replies: 38
Views: 16357

Re: How Dirty are you?