Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

25thlagmember · Post by **25thlagmember** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:47 pm

Just went to his "lyricdome" or "dome of lyrics." Check out some of these great lyrics. Truly poetic. I copied and pasted them all for your enjoyment. Just right off the bat you notice the genius. Who else in the history of rock has ever started off a song with "html"? Beauty in the fullest sense:

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<head>
<title>www.ROXXWEBSITE.com</title>
</head>
<body bgcolor="#000000" background="B1"
text="#708090" link="#ff0000" alink="#800000" vlink="#c0c0c0">
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<h1 align="center">www.ROXXWEBSITE.com</h1>



<div align="center"><img src="ROCKDOME.JPG"></div>
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<font size="5">Welcome to the ROCK-DOME of ROXX lyrics</font>
<ul>
<li>If you encounter any problems just right-click and hit REFRESH
<li>If there are any other lyrics you would like to know E-mail US
<li>Coming soon ROXX tabulator...
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<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/tx5/revolver/ROXX">ROXX</a><br>
<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/tx5/revolver/BAD-BOYZ">BAD BOYZ of Rock-n-Roll</a><br>
<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/tx5/revolver/I ... ION</a><br>
<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/tx5/revolver/INXS">INXS</a><br>
<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/tx5/revolver/X ... EME</a><br>
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hairmetalsux · Post by **hairmetalsux** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:52 pm

Ever see Boogie Nights? This stuff sounds just like when Dirk Diggler & Reed Rothchild were in the studio cutting their high end demos

ex band member · Post by **ex band member** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:07 pm

25thlagmember wrote:Just went to his "lyricdome" or "dome of lyrics." Check out some of these great lyrics. Truly poetic. I copied and pasted them all for your enjoyment. Just right off the bat you notice the genius. Who else in the history of rock has ever started off a song with "html"? Beauty in the fullest sense:

<html>

<head>
<title>www.ROXXWEBSITE.com</title>
</head>
<body bgcolor="#000000" background="B1"
text="#708090" link="#ff0000" alink="#800000" vlink="#c0c0c0">
<basefont size="4">

<div align="center">


<h1 align="center">www.ROXXWEBSITE.com</h1>



<div align="center"><img src="ROCKDOME.JPG"></div>
<p>



<font size="5">Welcome to the ROCK-DOME of ROXX lyrics</font>
<ul>
<li>If you encounter any problems just right-click and hit REFRESH
<li>If there are any other lyrics you would like to know E-mail US
<li>Coming soon ROXX tabulator...
</ul>
<p>



<font size="5">...ROCK-DOME LINKS...</font>
<p>
<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/tx5/revolver/ROUGH">ROUGH CUTS</a><br>
<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/tx5/revolver/ROXX">ROXX</a><br>
<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/tx5/revolver/BAD-BOYZ">BAD BOYZ of Rock-n-Roll</a><br>
<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/tx5/revolver/I ... ION</a><br>
<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/tx5/revolver/INXS">INXS</a><br>
<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/tx5/revolver/X ... EME</a><br>
<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/tx5/revolver/NBA">NBA CHAMPIONS</a><br>
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maybe if you take all if this code and dump it into an html editing software, it turns out to be a key unlocking a secret online vault of unreleased roxx material.

hey, i can dream, cant' i?

HollywoodBomb · Post by **HollywoodBomb** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:44 pm

PowerSlaveToTheGrind wrote:Just listened to Roxx for the first time. It makes Fifi Larue sound great in comparison.

Fifi is like vintage sugar-free Poison...

BlackieVanHolmes · Post by **BlackieVanHolmes** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:07 pm

zzzzzzz wrote:Was that a gong or loud cymbal crash around 3:10 in that song RoxxFury?

The song was so awesome that what you heard was a vortex opening up into another dimension...the face of Rock N' Roll has been changed forever. I, for one, welcome our new rock overlord....

zzzzzzz · Post by **zzzzzzz** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:25 pm

[/quote]The song was so awesome that what you heard was a vortex opening up into another dimension...the face of Rock N' Roll has been changed forever. I, for one, welcome our new rock overlord..[/quote]

Now the famous butt shake sent in by the fan is actually from the Love Slave video.(:36 second mark)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sis2LSa8Its

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb50Pg6v89o

Space Bear · Post by **Space Bear** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:39 pm

25thlagmember wrote: <li>Coming soon ROXX tabulator...

What form of amazing technology could the ROXX tabulator be? Will it transport us to an inter-dimensional hard rock utopia, where everyone is Ramsey, and Ramsey is everyone? Or perhaps it will give us each the power to be as awesome as ROXX itself...

I am giddy with anticipation.

PurpleIdiot · Post by **PurpleIdiot** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:46 pm

BlackieVanHolmes wrote:
zzzzzzz wrote:Was that a gong or loud cymbal crash around 3:10 in that song RoxxFury?
The song was so awesome that what you heard was a vortex opening up into another dimension...the face of Rock N' Roll has been changed forever. I, for one, welcome our new rock overlord....

I want you to write the next KLOWN bio......

Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_ · Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:21 am

Here's another different ROXX....check out their logo, sorta similar...

http://rateyourmusic.com/artist/roxx_f2

futonsrf · Post by **futonsrf** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:08 am

Monkey_Julius_Bowaffle_ wrote:Here's another different ROXX....check out their logo, sorta similar...

http://rateyourmusic.com/artist/roxx_f2

Naw, they aren't funny!

Seems to be a lot of bands called ROXX. A testament to Ramsey's originality right there!

slapmefourtimes · Post by **slapmefourtimes** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:08 am

PurpleIdiot wrote:brace yourselves and prepare for the godliness that is.......

ROXXFURY - THE EPIC METAL INSTRUMENTAL MASTERPIECE
(his words, not mine)

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id= ... 3324615724

I hate to spoil the fun, but minus a bit of slop, I'd say this track is pretty cool.

futonsrf · Post by **futonsrf** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:45 am

slapmefourtimes wrote:
PurpleIdiot wrote:brace yourselves and prepare for the godliness that is.......

ROXXFURY - THE EPIC METAL INSTRUMENTAL MASTERPIECE
(his words, not mine)

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id= ... 3324615724
I hate to spoil the fun, but minus a bit of slop, I'd say this track is pretty cool.

RAMSEY IS HERE!!!

SoulsOfBlack · Post by **SoulsOfBlack** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:39 pm

futonsrf wrote:
slapmefourtimes wrote: I hate to spoil the fun, but minus a bit of slop, I'd say this track is pretty cool.
RAMSEY IS HERE!!!

Gabba gabba we accept you one of us!

futonsrf · Post by **futonsrf** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:08 pm

Ramsey quotes; his spelling.

ROXX was asked about there eccentric Rock sound, ROXX replied "we have always been pioneers of the now and we have been fortunate enough to maintain a certain musical mistic that tends to penatrate the current trend." Ramsey qoutes "Music of any kind is an extension of our spiritual well-being in order for anyone to pr...evail audioly one must be in tune with their musical inclination."

What?

"ROXX "Rockestra"

This a 8 song CD, which changes the face of ROXX being protrayed as only a hard rock band the master mind behind this was Ramsey Cruise to take the best heart felt ROXX tunes to another perspective. Ramsey learned and dabbled with a well know Symphonic Orchesta and had underwent some extensive vocal tr...aining this inspired ROXX to broaden their musical horizons into the realm of musical theatre. ROXX proves one more time that their are no limitations to great music."

"ROXX has been in rehearsal since the departure of Michael Anthony former drummer of ROXX. Lee Knight new drummer has stepped into bringing back the backbone edgy power hitting sound of the band that many past drummers could not do, the band was founded by the two star struck young guys Ramsey Cruise and Micheal Anthony... who's musical chemistry was one of a kind, Lee Knight battled with Michaels odd structure of playing but now has giving a new flare of riffs and fills that enhances the bands live performance," the magic of ROXX is born". The band is currently taking every step to give the people a Rock show and will only peform where the most fans are based for now, Demand ROXX through "Demand it" or E-mail us or contact us at 210-521-1735 for contract informtion and details."

futonsrf · Post by **futonsrf** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:45 pm

I fucking knew it!

Space Bear · Post by **Space Bear** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:53 pm

futonsrf wrote:Ramsey quotes; his spelling.

ROXX was asked about there eccentric Rock sound, ROXX replied "we have always been pioneers of the now and we have been fortunate enough to maintain a certain musical mistic that tends to penatrate the current trend." Ramsey qoutes "Music of any kind is an extension of our spiritual well-being in order for anyone to pr...evail audioly one must be in tune with their musical inclination."

What?

"ROXX "Rockestra"

This a 8 song CD, which changes the face of ROXX being protrayed as only a hard rock band the master mind behind this was Ramsey Cruise to take the best heart felt ROXX tunes to another perspective. Ramsey learned and dabbled with a well know Symphonic Orchesta and had underwent some extensive vocal tr...aining this inspired ROXX to broaden their musical horizons into the realm of musical theatre. ROXX proves one more time that their are no limitations to great music."

"ROXX has been in rehearsal since the departure of Michael Anthony former drummer of ROXX. Lee Knight new drummer has stepped into bringing back the backbone edgy power hitting sound of the band that many past drummers could not do, the band was founded by the two star struck young guys Ramsey Cruise and Micheal Anthony... who's musical chemistry was one of a kind, Lee Knight battled with Michaels odd structure of playing but now has giving a new flare of riffs and fills that enhances the bands live performance," the magic of ROXX is born". The band is currently taking every step to give the people a Rock show and will only peform where the most fans are based for now, Demand ROXX through "Demand it" or E-mail us or contact us at 210-521-1735 for contract informtion and details."

At first I thought Ramsey didn't know how to spell or write. But then I realized... it's you, it's me, it's us... we have been spelling and writing wrong all this time.

He has come to save us. Hail Ramsey.

Space Bear · Post by **Space Bear** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:54 pm

IDIAMINDADA wrote:So when does PurpleIdiot start a band called KOXX.

I assume they'll dress up in full-size penis outfits?

25thlagmember · Post by **25thlagmember** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:28 pm

"E-mail us or contact us at 210-521-1735 for contract informtion and details."

Phew! Sure glad they let us know where to contact them to find out how to contact them,,,

Green Mold · Post by **Green Mold** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:44 pm

futonsrf wrote: "ROXX "Rockestra"

This a 8 song CD, which changes the face of ROXX being protrayed as only a hard rock band the master mind behind this was Ramsey Cruise to take the best heart felt ROXX tunes to another perspective. Ramsey learned and dabbled with a well know Symphonic Orchesta and had underwent some extensive vocal training this inspired ROXX to broaden their musical horizons..."

Orchestra my ass. I know the "violins" setting sound from a 1985 Casio keyboard when I hear it!

Desslar · Post by **Desslar** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:48 pm

Green Mold wrote:
futonsrf wrote: "ROXX "Rockestra"

This a 8 song CD, which changes the face of ROXX being protrayed as only a hard rock band the master mind behind this was Ramsey Cruise to take the best heart felt ROXX tunes to another perspective. Ramsey learned and dabbled with a well know Symphonic Orchesta and had underwent some extensive vocal training this inspired ROXX to broaden their musical horizons..."
Orchestra my ass. I know the "violins" setting sound from a 1985 Casio keyboard when I hear it!

Casio's pretty "well known", isn't it?

UtahRatt · Post by **UtahRatt** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:57 pm

IDIAMINDADA wrote:So when does PurpleIdiot start a band called KOXX.

It's hilarious how PI is the biggest shit talker yet him and ROXX are on the same "idiots dressing up and playing kiss covers team".

PurpleIdiot........Do you not look in the fucking mirror? How's the weather on planet denial?

futonsrf · Post by **futonsrf** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:44 am

UtahRatt wrote:
IDIAMINDADA wrote:So when does PurpleIdiot start a band called KOXX.

It's hilarious how PI is the biggest shit talker yet him and ROXX are on the same "idiots dressing up and playing kiss covers team".

PurpleIdiot........Do you not look in the fucking mirror? How's the weather on planet denial?

Well, concept is similar, at times, as Ramsey does a non makeup thing, claims to not be KISS influenced and shit talks KISS alot. Klown doesn't sound to bad imo, while we all know how Ramsey sounds.
Just sayin'.

futonsrf · Post by **futonsrf** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:47 am

Desslar wrote:
Green Mold wrote:
futonsrf wrote: "ROXX "Rockestra"

This a 8 song CD, which changes the face of ROXX being protrayed as only a hard rock band the master mind behind this was Ramsey Cruise to take the best heart felt ROXX tunes to another perspective. Ramsey learned and dabbled with a well know Symphonic Orchesta and had underwent some ***extensive vocal training*** this inspired ROXX to broaden their musical horizons..."
Orchestra my ass. I know the "violins" setting sound from a 1985 Casio keyboard when I hear it!
Casio's pretty "well known", isn't it?

Didn't work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IoJ96782Sc

PurpleIdiot · Post by **PurpleIdiot** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:52 am

holy shit.....

Ramsey Cruise and Michael Zimmonz join forces to create........um........yeah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=776AjRRp ... re=related

PurpleIdiot · Post by **PurpleIdiot** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:54 am

world's best unmasked Paul Stanley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUdlR9emBYE

futonsrf · Post by **futonsrf** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:55 am

PurpleIdiot wrote:holy shit.....

Ramsey Cruise and Michael Zimmonz join forces to create........um........yeah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=776AjRRp ... re=related

I wonder if Ramsey thought that was funny?

sliquor · Post by **sliquor** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:21 am

PurpleIdiot wrote:holy shit.....

Ramsey Cruise and Michael Zimmonz join forces to create........um........yeah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=776AjRRp ... re=related

Who was that talking offscreen during that clip?
Charlie Brown's teacher?

Space Bear · Post by **Space Bear** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:54 am

sliquor wrote:
PurpleIdiot wrote:holy shit.....

Ramsey Cruise and Michael Zimmonz join forces to create........um........yeah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=776AjRRp ... re=related
Who was that talking offscreen during that clip?
Charlie Brown's teacher?

I think it's the nice lady who reads the weather reports on my NOAA radio.

sliquor · Post by **sliquor** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:51 pm

alexharvey wrote:Vocal lessons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IoJ96782Sc

Fucking hacks like Paul Rodgers & Glenn Hughes need to watch that & take notes.

HollywoodBomb · Post by **HollywoodBomb** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:20 pm

PurpleIdiot wrote:world's best unmasked Paul Stanley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUdlR9emBYE

Every part of his body is exactly like Paul...This is insane!!! While Michael Hott was the equivalent of a down syndromed Sammy Hagar, The Roxx is the real fkn deal!!!!

HE`S A CLONE!!!! HE`S A CLOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!

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