Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

[Space Bear]

and his new avitar.......

I like the fact he drew tits on himself.

Who's gonna be the first Sludger to use this as their avatar?

[lords of fubar]

Ramsey Cruziani Meatti
You can't BEAT the MEAT...lol....MEATTi madness...lol





(you also cant listen to it without earplugs)

[zzzzzzz]

Is he the T Bone or NY Strip of Rock and Roll? Also, what does everyone think of the Meatballs, Ramsey's kids band?

Ramsey Cruziani Meatti:
Just want to let everyone that all the tunes I release I am performing everything on the recordings all guitars all vocals, bass & drums and keys when added....next song to be released ROCK-N-ROLL lover......MEATTi.... the steak of ROCK...lol

[ex band member]

Is he the T Bone or NY Strip of Rock and Roll?

no, he's the egg mcmuffin of rock and roll.

[lords of fubar]

Ramsey Cruziani Meatti
Someone down here in TEXAS...where every thing is bigger....supposedly...lol...referenced ME
as the......
LEGENDARY 6 STRING GUNSLINGER...so here's pic...LOL





nobody loves ramsey like ramsey.....

[Pr0sthetics]

"No body loves ramsey like ramsey"

Long live THE RAM

[WTF]

Meatti has some hot fans.

[Tommyr]

LOL! Ewwww!

[Endless Yodel]

Ramsey Cruziani Meatti
Someone down here in TEXAS...where every thing is bigger....supposedly...lol...referenced ME
as the......
LEGENDARY 6 STRING GUNSLINGER...so here's pic...LOL



nobody loves ramsey like ramsey.....

The sleeveless shirt is a nice homage to the Animalize cover. Ramsey rocks the mom jeans.

[WTF]

LOL! Ewwww!

[lords of fubar]

LOL! Ewwww!

OH HOLY HELL.....KILL IT

[Tommyr]

Kill it with FIRE!

[zzzzzzz]

[PurpleIdiot]

Haha. Holy shit.

Somebody photoshop with one of Paul's paintings in the background.

[HMJ]

Who. Takes. The pictures!?

[Hanoi Roxx]

Has anybody ever noticed the similarities between Meatti & The Feef? Both are obsessed with members of KISS, neither can spell or string a sentence together worth a shit. Both pose like douchebags and they both do weird things with their mouths, Meatti can't look into a camera without pouting like a bitch and Feef's fat ugly tongue is always hanging out.

[zzzzzzz]

Who. Takes. The pictures!?

I'm thinking the camera's on a self timer. It's creepy enough that him and his wife run a daycare out of the house and he's acting like this. I couldn't imagine what would happen if one of those kids accidently comes in during one of his photo shoots and he only has his g string on.

[lords of fubar]

Who. Takes. The pictures!?

I'm thinking the camera's on a self timer. It's creepy enough that him and his wife run a daycare out of the house and he's acting like this. I couldn't imagine what would happen if one of those kids accidently comes in during one of his photo shoots and he only has his g string on.

[lords of fubar]

Ramsey Cruziani Meatti
The song ROCK-N-ROLL LOVER will be released FRIDAY....ROCK IT!

[zzzzzzz]

Does Ramsey want to be in Playgirl?

[lords of fubar]

Does Ramsey want to be in Playgirl?

with those tits he/she could be in playboy

[zzzzzzz]

Paul and him in Playboy. .
You see the funny update on his Reverb Nation site? What happen to that May 1st show last year?

Status:Ramsey Cruziani known as the TEXAS 6 STRING GUN-SLINGER releases...OLD WEST photo...on FACEBOOK/RAMSEYROXX

http://www.reverbnation.com/#!/MEATTi

[zzzzzzz]

Please tell me I didn't find this on a Yahoo search of Meatti.
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/m4m/2793471924.html
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cas/2793478647.html

I NEED A NEW BOYFRIEND FOR SOME BUM FUN TWO10-FIVE21-173FIVE
• Location: MEATTI
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

ROCK GOD HERE call me MEATTI - m4m,
call me guys two10-five21-173five tell me how u want to fuck me, the voice on the machine is my female alterego voice don't let that scare you!!!!!! I need dick(leave a dirty message)

[lords of fubar]

and its official....the line forms here>>>>>



Ramsey Cruziani Meatti
Well finally my band is staffed "MEATTi"...and we will be hitting...the TEXAS circuit...really...really soon.

[BUMSEX]

[lords of fubar]

hahajajajajajajajahahahahahaha

[zzzzzzz]

All of these Craigslist posting are recent. So Ramsey now needs a band. I hope this is real because he used one of those tribute videos he was bitchin' about.
http://houston.craigslist.org/muc/2803452136.html

I've got the look, the voice, and the songs. Now I just need a band.
Listen to my audio clips and if you think you can hang and are ready to rock, please get in touch.

http://www.reverbnation.com/MEATTi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En-tOdBH8A8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSQ_NJdDY5I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX6qzQdEZIc

•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[zzzzzzz]

Hey Lords of Fubar, did that guy write this from the band Ramsey was making fun of and arguing with? I think he is the one behind the Meatti gay posts. It's like Vince and Axl all over again down in San Antonio. Keep reading in this, there are many more

Ah Yet another crappsterpiece by the biggest dork in music. The Tranny, the moron, the meatti heat................ladies and gentalmen Mr. Ramsey Cruize........
Ok at least this one has ok guitar work in it. Your gay boyfreind with his new first act guitar will have to learn chords 6 and 7 to go tour with you.
But this guy is not a singer. Ramsey your singing SSSUUUXXXXXXXXX!!!!!! Songs called "givin love" change it to "givin headache"

Ok at first I thought this was for real. Now after the you tube video I think this guy is just trying to be funny. Maybe it's part of a comedy shtick. Check out his you tube stuff. It's a little more funny than his myspace stuff. What serious band would copy KISS like that? The guys voice sounds like a dying dog in heat. It can't be serious it must be for laughs. A legend in his own mind on crack if he is serious.

Just saw his video on you tube it is a riot. You can tell he made it himself. even posted it with his own you tube account name. the last guy who posted was right this guy is a riot. If you need a laugh check it out. You'll be on the floor. A legend omg lmfao too!!

Hey bro your right this guys not hurting any one the reason he is being bashed so bad is for his original email were he states that he is "the voice" of S.A. and a local legend and he has a big ego check out his original add on friday titled (LOOKING FOR LEAD GUITARIST WHO KNOWS HOW TO ROXX!!!!) also did you check out his myspace page its a total Paul Stanley rip off he has no originallty. He's a joke, and your right plenty of half assed singer in S.A. but they're grounded and not full of themselves

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/muc/2803753569.html

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/muc/2786411175.html

Ramsey Cruise, local legend and THE VOICE of San Antonio seeks 6-string gunslinger to help take over the world.
Got a HUGE EGO??? GREAT!!! SO DO I!!!! ALL LEGENDS DO.
Check out my songs online and if you still think you can hang after listening then hit me up and let's get busy!!!

http://www.myspace.com/roxxrocks

http://www.myspace.com/ramseycruise

[lords of fubar]

Hey Lords of Fubar, could that guy from the band Ramsey's was making fun of have written this? I think he is the one behind the Meatti gay posts. It's like Vince and Axl all over again down in San Antonio.

Ah Yet another crappsterpiece by the biggest dork in music. The Tranny, the moron, the meatti heat................ladies and gentalmen Mr. Ramsey Cruize........
Ok at least this one has ok guitar work in it. Your gay boyfreind with his new first act guitar will have to learn chords 6 and 7 to go tour with you.
But this guy is not a singer. Ramsey your singing SSSUUUXXXXXXXXX!!!!!! Songs called "givin love" change it to "givin headache"

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/muc/2803753569.html

yeah probably...its too blatant to be ramsey himself

[zzzzzzz]

I added some more to that post above. I have hurt myself laughing.