Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

[WTF]

Danny will have sex with Meatti soon. I see how that convo is going over there. I am looking forward to his 'reviews' of your bands.

[WTF]

Ramsey may just want to join your band. This is pure awesomeness.

[lords of fubar]

Ramsey may just want to join your band. This is pure awesomeness.

damn those were the days.....i was actually skinny without the cancer diet...and then i discovered carbs......ahhhhhhh the carefree glam 80's...

[lords of fubar]

ramsey is messaging me....i fucked up and told him i am friends with bill leverty....here is the convo



18 minutes agoRamsey Cruziani Meattibill leverty is under a label right now
..
12 minutes agoDanny Mizelle
yes...actually 2 of them as he has solo stuff he does too...firehouse is on tour now
..
11 minutes agoRamsey Cruziani Meattiwhat lable is he with
you talk to him pretty often
..
8 minutes agoDanny Mizelle
we talk on facebook... his parents still live here and so does his drummer....bill's father is a doctor....i forget the name of the labels but i can find out
..
4 minutes agoRamsey Cruziani MeattiI am asking out of all honesty...I tryin to get a connect to get a deal...yeah let me know
..
a few seconds agoDanny Mizelle
ok i'll find out for you
..

[WTF]

Holy shit! Can you imagine Ramsey getting ahold of someone at Leverty's label and having him say that Bill Leverty told him he should call?

[lords of fubar]

i know...i cant tell ramsey bill's label...bill would never speak to me again... i know firehouse gets a lot of shit here, but bill really is a cool guy and always has been...

[itwalksboyfriend]

^^ I can't believe you're communicating with that troll.

[WTF]

Tell him it's Perris Records.

[lords of fubar]

^^ I can't believe you're communicating with that troll.

just staying on his good side so i can post his stuf here...he is a paranoid guy, if i diss him he will unfriend me

[zzzzzzz]

Danny, contact Stevie. I bet he can get Ramsey a record deal. You also put down your name on Metalsludge when you wrote to him, hope it don't set him off.

[Tommyr]

^^ I can't believe you're communicating with that troll.

Danny's taking one for the team. So to speak.

[lords of fubar]

^^ I can't believe you're communicating with that troll.

Danny's taking one for the team. So to speak.

ramsey doesnt scare me...i had cancer.....he's like music cancer..

[Endless Yodel]

Ramsey Cruziani Meatti
Someone asked me if I ever wear clothing...not much...but I find it relaxing to be almost naked when recording...it's a very comfortable and relaxing feelings...hey be urself and do as u please....


note to self....do NOT use ramsey's studio to record

And he offers singing and music lessons from his studio. Great.

How do you translate whatever language Ramsey is typing in into English?

[zzzzzzz]

He might write a song about you Danny if he digs you. Maybe you can drum on the San Antonio Spurs song.

[lords of fubar]

He might write a song about you Danny if he digs you. Maybe you can drum on the San Antonio Spurs song.

do you think i have a chance..........i just want him to like my music...it would mean so much

[Hanoi Roxx]

do you think i have a chance..........i just want him to like my music...it would mean so much

I.....think....you...culd hav a....grate....chanse....

[lords of fubar]

do you think i have a chance..........i just want him to like my music...it would mean so much

I.....think....you...culd hav a....grate....chanse....

is that you ramsey?

[Hanoi Roxx]

WHOOO HOOOO!! ROCK-N-ROLL LOVER RELEASED!

ROCK-N-ROLL LOVER

I'm a lover under cover playing in a rock-n-roll band
If you want to be with me I'm just a one night stand
One night only

Take my loving on the run
Making music all for fun
I am a sold out show tonight

I'm a rock-n-roll lover
ROCK-N-ROLL LOVER
a rock-n-roll lover
ROCK-N-ROLL LOVER
Will be rocking and rolling
will have our selves a rolling good, good-time

wow

I'm out to get you ladies baby anyway that I can
Here's your chance with a rock-n-roll loving man
Rock-n-roll

Take my loving on the run
Making music all for fun
I am a sold out show tonight

I'm a rock-n-roll lover
ROCK-N-ROLL LOVER
a rock-n-roll lover
ROCK-N-ROLL LOVER
Will be rocking and rolling
….and backstage baby we can rock alone....

rock me baby

SOLO

I'm a rock-n-roll lover
ROCK-N-ROLL LOVER
a rock-n-roll lover
ROCK-N-ROLL LOVER
Will be rocking and rolling
will have our selves a rolling good, good-time
I'm a rock-n-roll lover
ROCK-N-ROLL LOVER
a rock-n-roll lover
ROCK-N-ROLL LOVER
Will be rocking and rolling
….and backstage baby we can rock alone....

I'm your rock-n-roll lover baby

“why don't you shake your beautiful ass and grab my guitar for me"

It's official! I will now run to the kitchen and shove a metal meat thermometer in my ear canals.

[MurrayFiend]

That is poetry.

[zzzzzzz]

Remember he likes to write and sit in a studio naked, so get the visual to go along with the vocals. Danny, Ramsey might be jealous of your music because it's sounds good.

[PurpleIdiot]

Very innovative production techniques.
Featuring the crash cymbal like that is totally
groundbreaking and sure to become the industry standard.
Ramsey is such a rockin' bitch.

[lords of fubar]

Ramsey Cruziani Meatti
The one of a kind band...Meatti soon to debut...stay tuned in and tuned up!

[zzzzzzz]

When you make a fake magazine cover Meatti, make sure the ROXX drumset is out of the picture.

[lords of fubar]

Ramsey Cruziani Meatti
Experience the MEATTi MELTDOWN...soon to be over heating...clubs, pub, venues...stay tuned in and tuned up...ROCK IS BACK!

[Tommyr]

Ramsey Cruziani Meatti , KING of the Duckface!

[Hanoi Roxx]

LOL! WUT???

Here's a Magazine to help my promoter me....ROCK IT ..

[lords of fubar]

Ramsey Cruziani Meatti
MEATTi MELTDOWN flyer promo...not sure what do u think?

[PurpleIdiot]

LISTEN TO ROCK AND ROLL LOVER AT THIS LINK
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=369277929754928

I would love to see a photo of Ramsey's recording setup.

It's got to be a 20 year old 4-track cassette recorder and like 2 radio shack mics.

No way in hell is he using modern equipment. I couldn't get a recording to sound that bad if I tried. He should move to Norway and produce Black Metal bands.

[Hanoi Roxx]

"Meltdown coming soon" - I think this is a distinct possibility.

[stevo]

I will be sleeping out at the box office at MSG waiting for the tour to hit the arena....I know once this hits the airwaves he will be huge!!!

it may only be a matter of hours to wait not that the song has gone viral on the web