Ramsey Cruise and ROXX, Sludge thinks you're HOTT!

lords of fubar · Post by **lords of fubar** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:13 pm

Pr0sthetics wrote:I guess I could track guitars with a click and then you can lay down the drums? I think that could work out best

deal.....this could be fun....maybe enough to send ramsey over the edge

Tommyr · Post by **Tommyr** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:50 pm

FUCK drum machines. In the ass, without lube. This isn't some Hall & Oats faggotry!

zzzzzzz · Post by **zzzzzzz** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:10 pm

We need overseas bands to lite a fire in AMERICA...since American ROCK has gone to HELL!

So will this be a EP of ROXX covers or just a song? I hope it's NBA Champions.

futonsrf · Post by **futonsrf** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:14 pm

I'm not a musician but there must be some way I can contribute, because this sounds AWESOME!!!

Kings1967 · Post by **Kings1967** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:39 pm

futonsrf wrote:I'm not a musician...

You should be perfect then because neither is Ramsey. Can you sing way off key?

futonsrf · Post by **futonsrf** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:43 pm

Kings1967 wrote:
futonsrf wrote:I'm not a musician...
You should be perfect then because neither is Ramsey. Can you sing way off key?

Key?

Kings1967 · Post by **Kings1967** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:46 pm

futonsrf wrote:
Kings1967 wrote:
futonsrf wrote:I'm not a musician...
You should be perfect then because neither is Ramsey. Can you sing way off key?
Key?

Yes, off key, or off pitch. Ramsey has it down pat.

If you guys are serious about covering one of his songs for a goof, PLEASE do the Spurs anthem as well, while you're at it. That anthem is so god-awful.

Desslar · Post by **Desslar** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:03 pm

I don't think there's any way Sludgers could match the sheer awfulness of a Ramsey performance, so might as well try to make a decent song out of one his turkeys. A bit like getting blood from a stone I realize.

futonsrf · Post by **futonsrf** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:00 am

You should be perfect then because neither is Ramsey. Can you sing way off key?[/quote]

Key?[/quote]
Yes, off key, or off pitch. Ramsey has it down pat.

If you guys are serious about covering one of his songs for a goof, PLEASE do the Spurs anthem as well, while you're at it. That anthem is so god-awful.

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While I'm no musician, I know what key is, was just trying ( badly) to be funny considering who we are talking about.
Seriously tho, I have to contribute in some way. Ramsey has given me a ton of laughs, gotta give back. I suggest another Ramsey product endorsement too, something by Kotex.

lords of fubar · Post by **lords of fubar** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:05 am

how about a ''ramsey auto tune''

futonsrf · Post by **futonsrf** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:32 am

lords of fubar wrote:how about a ''ramsey auto tune''

Would be hilarious, I auto tune may self destruct tho.

zzzzzzz · Post by **zzzzzzz** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:23 pm

I heard KISS is skipping San Antonio....lmao...like who cares...we already have our own KISS tribute band...and them guys actually do a better job than the original tribute band...and that's the truth...ROCK ON!

I can't stand profiles that want ur friendship....and have no personal information on them or pictures of themselves...ain't going to accept...that...non-sense....people need to be real...or just stay under the rock!

There are so many people that claim they are in bands out there...but I never see any live video footage posted weather it be cover tunes or original songs...I have seen some great action shots but that don't cut it....lol....with today's technology there shouldn't be anything holding them back....unless they are fantasizing..THINGS THAT MAKE U GO HMMM!!!!

If there's on thing I love...is a good strobe job...ROCK ON!

lords of fubar · Post by **lords of fubar** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:31 pm

ramsey needs an enema

lords of fubar · Post by **lords of fubar** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:27 pm

Ramsey 1st complete solo CD as a true recording artist
all material was written and composed, recorded and produced by Ramsey independently and for the record Ramsey recorded and performed all the instruments all alone without any sort of programming everything is a 120% the real deal no BS here...no themes...no gimmicks...just 120% ROCK-N-ROLL for the fans....ROCK ON!

Tommyr · Post by **Tommyr** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:45 pm

ROTFLMFAO!

Hanoi Roxx · Post by **Hanoi Roxx** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:22 pm

Yut343 wrote:I'm new to this whole Ramsey Cruise thing, so I'll need some clarification on what I've gathered so far.

This dude thinks he's the shit when really he and his music is just plain shit and likes to talk shit about other bands who he thinks are shit. Am I off?

Also, it's insane how much he looks like Paul Stanley... and judging from his pics on the internets, it looked like he was in some sort of Kiss tribute band... but for some reason now he's slagging Kiss? Any reason why?

This just about sums it up. He constantly berates KISS, yet he emulates Paul Stanley every chance he gets. It's painfully obvious he cruises Google images for Stanley and copies them to every last detail. It's so fucking weird and this dude just keeps getting weirder by the day. I haven't heard all of his "songs" but wait until you hear "What Can I Do" - It's "Beth" - KISS

So weird, he despises what he loves and wants to be. Brother man needs help! I'm kind of wondering if he's bi-polar...seriously

LadyJaneGrey · Post by **LadyJaneGrey** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:05 pm

Yut343 wrote:This guy sounds insane.

Also, him saying this:

"There are so many people that claim they are in bands out there...but I never see any live video footage posted weather it be cover tunes or original songs...I have seen some great action shots but that don't cut it....lol....with today's technology there shouldn't be anything holding them back....unless they are fantasizing..THINGS THAT MAKE U GO HMMM!!!!"
is really ironic considering I can't find ANY of his music or videos of him on the internet.

I recall seeing some YouTube clip awhile back where he was supposedly rehearsing with his band, and it was captioned "they don't know they are being filmed".

lords of fubar · Post by **lords of fubar** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:52 am

Ramsey Cruziani Meatti
I remember one of band member saying how in the hell do write so many tunes....I just laughed...my wife tells me this...today...honestly I have no idea where it comes from...I guess i am wired that way....it's a spiritual gift...since I learned the drums....I have been on a RAMPAGE...lol

Ramsey Cruziani Meatti Personally I don't think there is many signed musicians who could even do this...

what a fucking dope...i have heard his ''drumming'' if i played like that i want to be shot....he can't even tune his set, they sound like hitting cardboard boxes.....damn this guy is scary....

lords of fubar · Post by **lords of fubar** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:53 am

Ramsey Cruziani Meatti
The song process I go through is head breaking...I do everything real from scratch no BS programming or looping CHEATING CHICKEN SHIT STUFF....I will usually come up with a riff and then figure it out from there and rest is a roller coaster ride from hell...but after it is all done....it's F..KING AMAZING...but all in all the best part for myself is rehearsing the crap out of the tune....

Hanoi Roxx · Post by **Hanoi Roxx** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:00 pm

It's official - somebody get the net

lords of fubar · Post by **lords of fubar** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:22 pm

Hanoi Roxx wrote:It's official - somebody get the net

OH HOLY FUCK ON A CHAPSTICK...THIS GUY IS UNREAL.....

BUMSEX · Post by **BUMSEX** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:44 am

lords of fubar wrote:
Hanoi Roxx wrote:It's official - somebody get the net

OH HOLY FUCK ON A CHAPSTICK...THIS GUY IS UNREAL.....

i know i shouldnt be surprised, but wow!!!!!!! ramsey has really outdone himself with this one! best thing since his rockstar energy drink pitch attempt!

lords of fubar · Post by **lords of fubar** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:00 am

Ramsey Cruziani Meatti
Man that must SUCK to lose UR voice...HELL I guess I might have to take his spot...ROCK ON!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma0StSLT ... ture=share

sorry ramsey......his voice ain't bad enough for us to endure your squawking

Tommyr · Post by **Tommyr** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:11 am

lords of fubar wrote:Ramsey Cruziani Meatti
Man that must SUCK to lose UR voice...HELL I guess I might have to take his spot...ROCK ON!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma0StSLT ... ture=share

sorry ramsey......his voice ain't bad enough for us to endure your squawking

LOL! Ramsey's voice sucks NOW, imagine what it'll be like when he gets to be Paul's age!

lords of fubar · Post by **lords of fubar** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:32 am

Ramsey Cruziani Meatti
If PS needs a helping hand I am here... KISS music is so easy...ROCK ON!

Ramsey Cruziani Meatti I won't play in a local tribute band...only for the real deal...ROCK ON!

this idiot needs meds......

lords of fubar · Post by **lords of fubar** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:28 pm

Ramsey Cruziani Meatti
Move over PS...and let RC take over...ROCK ON!

Ramsey Cruziani Meatti I like to see PS do this,,,lol

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=380934931922561

hahahahahaah it's a video of this asshat doing a bunch of dive bombs....what a hack

Desslar · Post by **Desslar** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:34 pm

lords of fubar wrote:Ramsey Cruziani Meatti
I will usually come up with a riff and then figure it out from there and rest is a roller coaster ride from hell...but after it is all done....it's F..KING AMAZING...but all in all the best part for myself is rehearsing the crap out of the tune....

Bullshit. I have heard at least a dozen Ramsey tunes, and not once has he succeeded in getting the crap out of them.

Hanoi Roxx · Post by **Hanoi Roxx** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:41 pm

Jebus...

Ramsey lead promo ad from his music lessons a blast of the past the video was stolen and copied over the internet for someone personal use.

He's eerily similar to FartFart LaPoo - he talks about himself int he third person and these two are unbelievably delusional.

lords of fubar · Post by **lords of fubar** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:18 pm

Yut343 wrote:Can anyone send me some Ramsey tunes and or videos? I've only heard one or two songs from this guy.

i'll try...i need your email address

Desslar · Post by **Desslar** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:21 pm

Yut343 wrote:Can anyone send me some Ramsey tunes and or videos? I've only heard one or two songs from this guy.

You'll be sorry...

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